Three highly capable but down on their luck bounty hunters stumble upon the job of a lifetime when a seemingly random Stable pony has an enormous bounty placed on her head. Upon capturing the mare, the trio learns there's a lot more to the job than they originally thought and end up defending their prize from every other bounty hunter, mercenary and scumbag in the wasteland.

Along the way, their captive will discover that there's more to these ponies than meets the eye, and if she's going to find a way out of this mess she'll have to learn to trust them. One way or another she'll discover that normal ponies don't exist in this world. Everyone's a little strange. Everyone's a little crazy. If you want to survive in the Equestrian wasteland, you may have to get a little dirty.

Note: Big thank you to my pre-readers/editors The Red Angel and Savvi. This story wouldn't be possible without them.

Note the second: Title has changed! Used to be "Once upon a time in the wasteland" but that title didn't fit the story very well. Then one day I was listening to some AC/DC and inspiration struck! So yes, title now changed to "Dirty Deeds"

Note the third. Now has coverart done by Theimmolatedpoet. Huge thanks to him for his hard work :)

Note the fourth: Biggest thank you to Kkat for creating an awesome story and an awesome world that I can play around with. You're the best ;P