Yaiba Ninja Pony Z

by MaskofLimbo

First published August 25th, 2014 00:20

I KNOW THE GAME IS BAD, BUT GIVE THIS STORY A CHANCE

Author Note: Okay First of all,this is my first fanfiction in my life and if you find something wrong please tell me,my English is good but not perfect.

When Miss Monday tell Yaiba that she discovered that Del gonzo is alive and in a place called Equestria, he go to this world and find himself in a pony form and in a girly world covered in death, chaos and zombies. And when Yaiba receives a offer to bring Six little ponies to location for mystery motives, he only accepts because the reward will be power enough power to kill a god, and he was going to use this power to kill the one who killed him...twice. Ryu Hayabusa, and then he kill Del Gonzo. Maybe in not in this order, but he will kill both

Contain Spoiler about Yaiba Ninja Gaiden Z obviously

2° Author Note: No, no one of your favorite ponies will die or something like this.
And why I chose Yaiba and not Ryu?Simple,Yaiba Kamikaze is one of my favorite characters in the gamer world,and I admit,the game ''Yaiba Ninja gaiden Z'' is not the best of the ninja gaiden franchise,but I liked the game and the character,so yeah,enjoy.

Chapters

Prologue (EDITED)
1 - Boring moments in Monday's crib. (EDITED)
2 - Chaos and explanations (EDITED)
3 - New body, good old zombie killing (EDITED)

Prologue (EDITED)
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Prologue (EDITED)

Prologue (REWRITED)

My name is Yaiba Kamikaze AKA ninja slayer, badass, cyborg ninja and the one who is going to kill Hayabusa, and shut up while a tell you some background.

After I killed Alarico del Gonzo, head of Forge Industries and also a huge dick (making him a dickhead, hehe) and Miss Monday create the cure to the zombie plague by seeing my memories of when I saw the book from the guy who study this shit or something and we waited a couple of months until the government pay a good price for it, we were swimming in cash, but only she used the money, because the only thing I bought with it was Sake and some hookers, and she doesn't liked the way I spent 'my' money, so she don't let me use the money anymore, but I didn't care about it, becasue if I wanted something I just go there and take, and you know why? Is because a can. After 1 month, I cut contact with Monday ,but we still have some talks rarely.

What happened to us after this? Miss Monday now is one of the most rich people in the world and she live like a god in one big ass apartment (Don't ask why a apartamnet and not a mansion), but I hear she have her own laboratory where she do some crazy and maybe illegal experiments. And I? Well, I still trying to find that mothefucker, cock sucker, bitch ass ninja called RyuHayabusa and kill him and have my revenge, but is fucking hard to find that dick, but I don't gonna give up to find that bitch, because when I find him, is going to be so goddamn good.

After some completely boring months, Monday contact me after a long time without even hear her voice. She told me that discovered that Del Gonzo is alive somehow and in someplace call Equestria (a stupid name if you asked me). I ask her how I could get there to kill that bastard myself (because last time was her who killed Gonzo) but she tell me that this place didn't exist, which make me angrier, but then she say that she can bring me to this place. She saying some more shit about it, but I didn't care, but after she said the words 'Ryu Hayabusa' and 'Be there' I start to run even faster to get this shit started as soon as possible.

This is how everything started, but not how it ends (duh), because this time, I WILL kill del Gonzo once and for all, and in the moment I FIND that gimp suit asshole, I won't give him time to move, or even breath, and if don't find him there, I just hunt him down like always, because the fun is in the hunt.

1 - Boring moments in Monday's crib. (EDITED)
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1 - Boring moments in Monday's crib. (EDITED)

1 - Boring time in Monday's apartment

After Monday tell my del Gonzo is alive,I run to her apartment.in My Way a start thinking how that spanish peanut is alive,but this doesnt matter right now,Miss Monday probably have some nerd explanation about this and I probably not gonna a understand,so fucked.Next stop,Mondays apartment,and then Equestria (wherever it is).

Yaiba was running from building by building trying to find Monday apartment ''Okay Yaiba,just look to some rich place where just her gonna like to lived'' thought,and he stop in the place and finally find what he was looking for '' Bingo''

The Building was huge and...expensive,have 50 floor and the top floor was the best,and is probably were Monday is.Yaiba made a high jump and launched his cyborg arm to grab the building and have some balance to start climb,and was a long climbing,but thank to his ninja skill,he makes to the top floor,and there he rest a bit putting his arms in the knees and taking some breath '' I (breathes) Fucking hate (breathes) huge (breathes) buildings''

After this,he took a look around and see this place have his own particular pool,some beach chairs,and some other things he don't care. Yaiba enter in the apartment and look around again and...uau,this place IS expensive:a big TV,a sofa made by real leather,a kickass kitchen,awesome bedrooms with everything he deserve and other expensive things shit.

''MONDAY,WHERE ARE YOU'' Yaiba shout to everywhere to see if he have a response ''IT'S ME,YAIBA,YOU KNOW,THE ONE YOU FUCKING CALL'' still no response and he was already pissed off,so he decide relax a little and go to the sofa to watch some tv ''Let's see what I can see while I wait Miss Mon'' talk Yaiba while he threw himself to the sofa,get the control and he turned on the TV.

He pass from channel to channel to find something good to watch,but he just find garbage.

Discovery Channel:''And if you see right here,you can see..'' Yaiba:''Boring'' *click*

FX ''Now watch a new episode of Family Guy.'' Yaiba ''I prefer The Simpsons'' *click*

Yaiba was impressive,a billions of channels (not really) and nothing good to watch,so he decide to turned off and take a nap.

He rest a bit,until he felt something on his lap and barking ''Au Au'',he opened his eyes and find a dog in front of him. Yaiba just look to him and said ''aahhh look a this little doggy'' he said with a friendly (and kind stupid) voice,and he don't notice the dog was growling to him ''it's so small I can...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH'' he doesn't have time to finish because the chihuahua had jumped and was biting his neck ''GET TO FUCK OUT MY,GET OOOOOOUUCCHHH''.Yaiba get up and was walking clumsily. He fell in the floor and he was impressive with the strength of the dog 'How the fuck this dog can be so much strong' he thought to himself.

He was so occupied with the dog that he don't notice a door opening and don't heard the sound of footsteps,until he heard a voice he recognize anywhere ''Wendy,I already tell you to not bite invaders in the neck'' it was Monday voice ''It's to bite them in the dick'' and she didn't change nothing. She crouched in front of the dog with her arms extended ''Come here little girl'' She said and the dog let go Yaiba and run to Mondays arms

''Was about time'' Yaiba said while was getting up ''Where the hell was you''

''In the shower'' she said while petting Wendy ''I need to keep myself clean if I want to conquer hearts''

Yaiba said with his arms crossed ''Whatever,Just tell me what you have to said and how do I kills del Gonzo''

Monday look to him with a grin in her face and said ''Follow me,I explain in the car'' she said walking to the door and

Yaiba follow her 'I just hope it's worth' he thought while followed Monday.'

2 - Chaos and explanations (EDITED)
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2 - Chaos and explanations (EDITED)

2 - Explanation and chaos in Equestria.

All the way in the car to the laboratory,Yaiba took another nap while Monday drive the car until they get to some old garage,she press a button who opened the garage door and drive inside,after she closed the door she wake Yaiba and said to him follow her .Yaiba followed Monday to the laboratory she start explaining the situacion to Yaiba ''So when I was bored as hell I started looking into the thing of Forge Industries,and I found a thing called ''Project New Magic Life

'' Yaiba raised an eyebrow '' New Magic Life?What the hell is that,sounds... gay''

She stop in a door and start enter something while she continued ''From what I found,is a project where Del Gonzo gains new life in another world...'' the doors opened and she finished ''...this world is Equestria''

Yaiba enter in the laboratory and look around and see a lot of nerd shit:machines,vials,robots,experiments and some other things. Yaiba finished looking and look to Monday and said ''So,where is and what is it Equestria''

Monday sit in a chair and start enter in one keyboard and said ''From what I gathered until now,is another dimension where magic exist and is populated by other species,which I don't know what is'' she looked to Yaiba and said with a grin ''I think is going to be a surprise to both of us''.

Yaiba just sighed and said ''I dont care about the details,just tell how do I rip the head of that asshole''

Monday put her hand in the arm and still with a grin said ''calm down tiger,I already made a way to you go to Equestria'' pressing a button she reveals a machine

The machine is a big and square with a hole in the front,big enough to someone crossed ''This thing will take you to Equestria '' Monday said ''Ready when you are,Yaiba''

Equestria,Ponyville

Chaos is enough to summarize the situation of this place:fire,screams,death and not forgetting the zombies. Ponies trying to save their lives and the lives of the other if they can. Everypony was trying to get out from the village,minus 3 in special:a purple one called Twilight Sparkle,a pink one known as Pinkie Pie and a Yellow with pink mane called Fluttershy. Those three ponies was doing they best to save as many lives as they can while they looking for their other friends Rarity,Rainbow Dash,Applejack and Spike.

They were running here and there saving ponies from the zombie ''Wait,look'' said Twilight and the others stop and look and find Rainbow Dash transporting somepony to somewhere safe ''let's go girl' so they run to her and hoped to find good news about their friends

Monday Laboratory

''So,how this thing work?'' Yaiba asked

''Simple,I just...well,I think is not going to matter since your not gonna understand anyway,so let's just say I done some of my magic'' responde Monday

''Good enough for me hehehe'' he responde

.Monday activate the machine and say ''remember,when you get there I still can talk with you if you need some assistance,and take this'' she give Yaiba a collar with some kind of button on it ''this will help you when you finish your job,taking you back here,so DON'T' lose''

Yaiba put it and said ''yeah,yeah,kill del Gonzo and use this thing to getting back here,very simple princess hehe''

Yaiba was getting ready to jump in the portal ''good luck,and remember,if you see the one who populate this new dimension''she look to Yaiba and said ''Don't be a dick''

Yaiba simple responde with a grin behind his mask ''can't promise hahaha'' and run trough the portal,and the next thing he notice was...he was falling ''what the...FFFUUUUCCCKKKK'' he try to regain balance and find a way to stop falling so fast,but he was distracted by the view of chaos in the world,and when he look to the ground he find a clean stop to crash,so to see if he can reduce the pain somehow,he close his eyes and put his cyborg arm in front of the him ''I JUST HOPE THIS WOOOOORRRRKKKKKSSS.''and when he touch the ground,que create a little terremote.

Twilight and the others

''Wait,you girls are felling this'' and when they stop they felt the ground shake and almost lost their balance ''what was that'' said Fluttleshy ask while hid herself behind Pinkie ''I don't know,but we don't have time to discover that now,we have to find Rainbow...''

''There she is'' said Pinkie don't letting Twilight finished while running to Rainbow.

Rainbow was helping some Royal Guards,transporting some ponies to some safe houses nearby. ''RAINBOW'' she hear Pinkie scream and turn to find her,Twilight and Fluttershy.

She run to her friends and hug all of them together ''thank Celestia,you are all safe'' she with a smile ''I was worried''

''We are all fine Rainbow don't you worry'' said Twilight break out of the hug ''but do you know if the others are fine?Please tell me they are safe.'' said Twilight with worry in her voice

Rainbow nod and said ''they are fine,Rarity and Spike are inside of Sugarcube Corner and Applejack is helping the other guards helping other ponies'' this was a relief to Twilight hearing that her friends are fine ''Come on,let's see if they are okay'' she said and them they followed her to Sugarcube Corner where they can finally see her friends.

Yaiba

He collided with the ground with a lot of speed ''shiiiiiiiiiit,this was painful'' he bring up his head and look around and SURPRISE he found zombie ''Why I am not surprised'' he take his cyborg arm out of the ground and get up to start the bloodbath,but ''let do this shiiieett'' he fallen in his back not knowing why ''what the fuck was...that?'' he look to his feet and found hoovers instead,he look to his arms and found the same thing,lucky to him he still have a cyborg...hoover ''Monday gonna have to explain this to me'' trying to getting up and falling miserably,he decide to stay like a horse,and it works ''Okay Yaiba,you can do this,just kill those zombies and try to figure it out whats happening later'' he grab his half-sword Heartless and to his surprise he managed to hold the sword ''Well,less I can do this'' looking to the zombie,he notice they look like little horses,like what Yaiba seemed now,he just smile behind his mask and said ''Let's have some motherfucking fun,mwahahahaha''

3 - New body, good old zombie killing (EDITED)
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3 - New body, good old zombie killing (EDITED)

3 - The First time is always the best

They say the first time is always the best,I just hope they are right,because this is the first time I become a little fucking horse.The zombie are nothing new to me,is kinda fun to kill them,unless they really pissed me off,but,I don't have time to kill them now,I have a dick to find AND kill,but,Monday never said nothing about have some fun,Right?mwahahahahahaha (end music).

Yaiba was surrounded by dead little-horses,to him,it was like the first time he was back from the dead,Unless with the part he was a little horse too,but that was not a problem to him. He was ready to kill them,his half-sword Heartless in han...hoof,cyborg...hoof ready to smash some skulls and his ''special ability'' (which he called Bloodlust) was ready to use. Now He was with the eyes closed and waiting an opportunity (with opportunity I mean he was waiting they get really close to him,why?it was more fun to him).

And when they get in the perfect point,he started the bloodbath ''HAAAAAAAAA...'' he's ran while cut the necks of some deads in front of him and jumping,preparing his cyborg hoof to smash someone below ''LOOKOUT BELOW HAHAHA'' punching the ground he (luckily) smash a zombie below him and sends the others away from him ''Come on,I just getting started '' he go to one little miserable and start to cut him like no tomorrow and finished punching him and he continued the combo of punches with the other horses close to him. When he was completely surrounded,he punch the ground sending some of them away from him,and freed the final part of his cyborg hoof,and thanks to the chain who doesn't let this part separate from his body,he balance around like a crazy sonofabitch,putting those dead horses out of his way ''GET OUT OF MY WAY'' he scream while send those dead thing out from the land of living.

He received a call Monday ''Yaiba, what's happening, you've got into a fight'' she spoke in a tone of 'I knew it would happen.

''Can't talk now,little busy here'' Yaiba said,and Monday understood and only saying she was gonna call him later and Yaiba go back to his murder show,but he was having a little problem,what problem?balance,While using his sword with one hoof and punching with the other in the same time,he loses his balance, and almost falls to the ground,so he have an idea ''I just hope this works'' he put his sword in his mouth and was go back to the murder bath,and lucky to him,the sword was working pretty well now,he was cutting heads AND having a good balance to punch those things with his hum...horse hoof ''Hehehe nice'' looking around,he saw he still have work to do ''bring on,bitch''

Meanwhile Twilight and her friends was running to the Sugarcube Corner without making much sound to alert the zombies,and in her way to there,she start to think about something,she notice it doesn't matter how many zombie they deal with,another tens just come in his place making the situation of Equestria critical,her hoped in find Spike in Sugacube to relax knowing he is fine and hoped find a letter from Celestia with something (anything) who going to help in this situation.''RRRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRR'' a loud roar interrupted her train of thought and made poor Fluttershy hide behind her paws ''What was that'' said Rainbow while look in the sky trying to find what make that noise.

''I don't know'' said Twilight while she turn to her friends and said ''But we don't have time to discover now,let's go'' she said and started to run and the others followed her,well,all of them was running minus Fluttershy who needed to be carried there by Rainbow Dash.

Back with Yaiba He have already cleaned up the place,and with a perfect time for Monday's call ''Okay Yaiba,what shit you did to...'' ''MONDAY,IS BETTER YOU HAVE A GOOD FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR THIS'' she was interrupt by Yaiba shout and she don't understood nothing ''UOUOUO,calm down man,explain to me what happened before scream with me,ok?''.

''I don't even know how to explain'' Yaiba said while looked to his NEW body ''I become a little horse''.

''Wait,what?'' said Monday in disbelieve ''Seriously?''.

''Yeah,I am serious'' said Yaiba almost angry ''A little.FUCKING.horse''

''Hold on'' say Monday while she used her keyboard ''I just need to find,YES'' and from nothing,a little door opened in Yaiba cyborg paw ''Thank god I still have some commands for your arm'' and a little thing go out of it ''This micro camera will help me see whats happen to yoOHOHOHOU YOU WERE NOT KIDDING'' she said in surprise.

''NOW you believe me?Now help me with this'' he received no response,but the call continues,so she don't hang out from the call ''Monday?'' he just hear giggles ''Mon..'' ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...'' and finally Monday falls into laughter ''MONDAY,CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THAT''..

''Hahaha sorry hahaha Yaiba hahahaha it just hahahaha so funny this hahahaha'' she calm a bit,but almost starting to laught again ''I think is kinda the rules of this universe hehehe''

''Rules from this universe?'' said Yaiba don't liking what he heard ''So i can't stay here without being...''he gave a look to himself ''...THIS''

''Yeah,I think'' she said while look to the horse body of Yaiba ''Knew it this was gonna happen,Nice tattoo by the way.'' she said looking to his flank.

''Wait,wait,wait'' Yaiba said looking directly to the camera ''you KNOWED this gonna happen?'' and he was angry ''Then why you don't said that to me,in the laboratory?''.

''Hey,if I told you this would happen, you would not accept the service, right?'' she said and Yaiba discount all his angry giving the ground a punch with all his might,making a hole in the place.

''Next time,remember to EXPLAIN the details,okay?'' he said pointing to the camera with a angry face ''Or the next thing I will punch will be you,and I don't care how much you are hot''.

''Scout promise'' she said making the scout sign and putting one hand in her back (probably making a ''x'' with her fingers) ''Now let's go back to the camera'' she said and Yaiba only concord with a nod ''This camera have a device which gonna make me construct a map of this world here,so everywhere this camera go will set up some part of the map of this world in my computer,making me know better this world from here.'' she said letting the more simple possible for Yaiba ''Also will help me to keep my eye on you to have sure you don't do shit Yaiba.''

''And if you lost me?'' Yaiba said with a grin 'My ninja skills are too good followed,right?'' he said with pride.

''I have a GPS to find you,making to finding you,easy peasy'' she said with a smile ''now let's go,you lost too mu...'' RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR she was interrupted by a big roar ''What the fuck was that?''

''I think is that thing'' Yaiba said pointing to a big and flying monster in the sky,who was... ''coming iN MY DIRECTION'' He finished trying to pull his sword out but failed and was grabbed by the thing,and has been taken to the sky and was flying to god know where.

''Shit'' said Monday putting her hand in the face ''And I though it was going to be fast,better see if he don't died,again.'' she giggled and started to use the GPS in Yaiba arm to find him,while,also trying to contact him.