Entry #11 "Have you performed in any shows yet?"

Hey Rainbow Dash have you preformed in any shows yet?

Heh, finally. Something not about my personal life. Thanks!

I haven't gotten to perform yet. But I will soon! I have to finish the special and awesomely unique process that the Wonderbolts use to train new members. Then I'll get to fly in the shows and races and stuff!

I still have to finish the baseline testing first, though, and there's a ton of tests! They don't just randomly pick who goes where in a stunt. It's all based on who's the best suited for it after they test how good you are at certain stuff. Then you do special high-intensity training to prepare your body for it. But you didn't hear any of this from me. It's top-secret!

Anyway, do you have any idea how much training is involved in being a Wonderbolt? Hm? A freaking insane amount of training, that's how much! They break you down and build you back up again. I'm gonna go from super weak to ripped in, like, a couple of weeks! Heck yeah! It's not gonna be long before I stop sitting around and get to do that, either.

It'll be, like, a week, maybe, before I start getting placed in stunts. Two weeks tops. That's what I'm guessing 'cause they told me it'd take two months before I got placed for the performances, and then there were some problems and they said it'd take another month, and then another two weeks, and here I am now.

Almost there!

For now I'm just stuck watching and doing menial stuff. I guess it's a kinda hazing thing with the Wonderbolts, like a tradition they do to all the new members. You know, making them clean up the trash from the trailers and blow them after the shows. Except the blowing thing is part of my job, and I already explained how that works a couple of times, so don't take it the wrong way, okay?

Gimme more questions like this one!