Entry #12

So what exactly do you not like as much?

About being a Wonderbolt?

Well, I don't like cleaning up the trash. It's gross and sometimes they think it's funny to have me do it with my mouth. Now I know how frat colts feel! But you guys shouldn't get worried, okay? It's like an initiation, that's all. Anyway, I mostly do that when I'm not, uh, working, with the other Wonderbolts.

And some of the stuff that I have to do for my, uh, you know, job, is kinda weird. I don't like having to screw a lot of the fans that come to meet the Wonderbolts. Not that I think you guys are gross or creepy or need to bathe more often because you smell like old fish or anything like that. Yeah, so, I've probably met one or two of you, so I'm not gonna say anything else. But could you please be more hygienic, just a little bit?

Jeez.

Also, I wish Soarin would, uh, stop always wanting to, uh, do it in my other, uh, place, every single time. You know what I'm talking about. He has a really big... thing... and it hurts sometimes. Not all the time. Most of the time it's fine, y'know, I can handle it, but, uh, sometimes it hurts. So I might ask him to maybe not do that. 'Cause some ponies said I should probably talk to him about it, and I think they're right. Not that I'm not cool with it or anything.

It's just, y'know, yeah.

But there's a ton of stuff I like! Don't get me wrong! They're all really nice, and I like it, okay? They're all really cool. Rapidfire and Spitfire are taking me out on a date with them tonight. Y'know, it's like, odd 'cause they're brother and sister, but I'm not gonna judge. Rapidfire is nice to me. He likes to do it, y'know, the same place Soarin does, but he's smaller and I think he's kinda embarrassed about it, but anyway he's real gentle and it doesn't hurt or anything and it kinda feels pretty good when he uses his hoof on me while he does it. I think I came once.

So yeah, it's not that bad. Everypony's inconsiderate sometimes, right? You just gotta tell them what you don't like and they stop doing it. It's not like they're doing anything bad to me. I'm fine. You have any idea how cool it is to be able to eat out a Wonderbolt? I mean, doing stunts is cooler, but this is, like, the highest achievement in sex you can possibly get, I guess. I mean some of them are into some weird stuff but I'm cool with it, y'know? I'm cool with it, and everything's fine.

See? It's cool.