Entry #9 Dash's therapist weighs in

Dear Rainbow Dash,

As your therapist I cannot, in any sort of good faith, allow you to be continually violated as you have been over the course of these past few weeks. I ask you, in all seriousness, to abandon "the team" and return to Ponyville for more comprehensive therapy.

It is inevitable that somepony is going to do somethin to you, and they won't have the good sense or decency to stop or use restraint, and it could end very, very badly. Please, Rainbow. Come back. Open up to me. I insist for your health and safety.

I didn't ask for your opinion! How the heck did you even find this?

Look, I'm fine, okay? Stop freaking worrying all the time. I'm fine! They're the freaking Wonderbolts, for Celestia's sake! And that thing that happened at the afterparty (you know the one), that was an accident and Fleetfoot apologized for it after I got out of the hospital. It's fine! They said it happens sometimes.

Jeez.

If you're not gonna say anything I haven't heard before, maybe I should stop seeing you. I mean, it's creepy enough that you found this when I didn't even tell you about it. It's like you don't want me to do exactly what I've dreamed about my entire life. I'm a Wonderbolt now. I'm living my dream, okay?

This is why you need to learn to read.

Are you entirely certain that what you signed means what you think it means?

p.s. Being illiterate, do you just sign with an X or something?

They read it to me, like out loud and stuff. I know exactly what it says. I don't need to learn to read 'cause reading is boring. Are you channeling Twilight Sparkle? She says the exact same thing. I mean, I like her, but she's really annoying sometimes with all that book stuff.

I don't need to learn to read! I've been doing just fine by myself.

And for your information, yeah, I did sign it with an X. So what?