Time for me to save the world again, I guess. Although, this time, it's going to be pretty different. Equestria has changed ever since the Great War, both physically and socially. But it's nothing I can't handle. I'll have to make a few more friends, and especially a lot of enemies, but hey, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

(This story is a completely separate headcanon from Kkat's version of Fallout: Equestria. If you've read the original, then expect to see almost every facet of that universe shattered with a moderately large rock. Leave everything you know about FoE at the door.)
(This story has a pretty damn surprising twist ending that explains how stupid and disjointed the whole thing is gonna be. If you want the spoilers, PM me and I'll make sure to answer you within a day or two.)