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The CMC were chugging along on Scootaloo's scooter, after hearing about Big Macintosh raping Applejack gruesomely. They were on their way to Ponyville to find rainbow dash, so they could find out how she lost her virginity.
As the trio was speeding down the road, Fluttershy jumped out into their path! With a skidding halt and a tumbling crash-landing, they found themselves piled up right in front of Shutterfly.
Fluttershy recanted to her distant memories. She remembered the day that changed her forever. She was a weak flyer, as expected, and was always being made fun of. She tried to do aerial tricks, but always crashed into something. In this particular instance, she tumbled head-over-ass into the Summer Flight Camp flag, and crashed into the ground. Everypony laughed.
Fluttershy just felt like bawling her cute little eyes out right then. However, a blue-bodied soul flew overhead and landed in front of her.
And so, Rainbow Dash and nigga pony assumed their starting positions, on top of a high cloud. With a lubed up cock, nigga pony adjusted his member with Rainbow Dash's pussy so that he could slip right in at the notion of the flag. Rainbow Dash aligned her pussy so that she could use it to her advantage and keep him from cumming.
Fluttershy stood on an adjacent cloud to where the fucker and the fuckee stood. With expert skill, she waved the flag downward to indicate the beginning. However, she thrusted downward too hard and fell headfirst off the cloud, thousands of feet toward the ground.
Unable to fly out of panic, and with the ground nearing, Fluttershy found her life flashing before her eyes. But, in the nick of time, she was saved by a crowd of butterflies! (Come at me, physics) The flutterbies floated Fluttershy gently to the ground where she found herself surrounded by horny woodland creatures. Most humped each other, but some came out and starting to grind on Fluttershy's legs.
Suddenly, a stomping sound came from behind her, a dragon! It loomed above her, with its enormous cock towering overhead. Fluttershy was scared shitless. (No joke, she literally pooped) The dragon, easily twice the size of Fluttershy, looked down at her and grinned. With unrelenting force, he grabbed poor, innocent, filly Fluttershy by the hips, and plunged cockfirst into her. Fluttershy felt an overwhelming amount of pain, from both being a virgin and having her hymen broken, and also because the dragon's dick was 4x larger than any pony wiener could ever dream to be. The dragon felt no resentment as he pounded away at her pure, innocent cunt. After about 15 minutes, the dragon felt ready to blow his load. He pulled his throbbing dick out and spun Fluttershy around. With her face in his direction, he opened the penis floodgate, unleashing a river of cum onto Fluttershy's face. His cum was so thick, and there was so much of it, it almost like the dragon was pissing cum onto her face. By the time the dragon finished, there was a 4-inch thick layer of hardened cum on Fluttershy's entire face. She started to cry as the dragon flew away.
As she wept, all the woodland creatures that humped her legs beforehand walked up to her and comforted, rather than humped.
Suddenly, a giant rainbow explosion filled the sky, following with an unknown pony yelling "FUCK YEAAAAAAAH" at the top of their lungs. All the woodland creatures that were comforting Fluttershy ran away like little pussies and hid, so she went to all the places they were hiding and said "COME THE FUCK OUT YOU LITTLE BITCHES, AND FUCK ME!"
She happily sat down again, and all the little squirrels and bunnies and whatnot starting to gently fuck her pussy. As some of them came, their jizz healed her destroyed, cut, torn cunt. It was like she had a special connection with the animals.
"I had the ability to fuck the animals on a whole new level!" present day Fluttershy said. "That story is also why I’m terrified of dragons, but LOVE animals!"
"Wait, what happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race??" Scootaloo asked.
"Maybe my sister knows where she is!" Sweetie Belle said.
Scootaloo hit the gas, AKA her wings, and the Cutie Mark Cumsaders were off to Carousel Boutique.
"Bye Fluttershy!" Sweetie Belle yelled.
"Bye girls!" Fluttershy yelled back. She then muttered "Assholes...." under her breath.
THE END.
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The CMC found themselves in Rarity's Boutique, being test subjects of her newest dress design.
Rarity started off her story by saying that she was still in elementary school when it happened, and was one of the youngest of her grade to lose hers. The real story started outside of the school, during a rehearsal for the school's musical. (Which frankly, wasn't even specific on what it was about. Dancing cake and flowers over a catchy tune? Fiddler on the roof? No one knows.) Rarity had been chosen to do the costume work for the show, and she was ecstatic about her beginnings as a tailor! However, she couldn't focus on doing a good job, because her raging hormones filled her mind with dicks, and it always broke her concentration.
The fillies and colts danced proudly onstage in their custom made costumes. Rarity knew that everyone thought they were more than good enough to be show-worthy, but she wanted to wow the audience.
The show was the next night, and Rarity couldn't figure out why she was such a dumb cunt who can't design worth shit. She tried countless designs, but none of them seemed to work for her bitchy standards.
Right as Rarity was about to give up on the dresses, and being a fashionista altogether, her horn lit up in frenzy! It glowed bright, and shot electricity from it sporadically. Rarity began to be pulled out of the boutique she lived in by her horn, which seemed to have a destination in mind already.
For what seemed like hours, Rarity was being pulled to an unknown location. She had initially tried to fight the pulling of her horn, but she gave up and just thought of dicks instead. Big ones, small ones, old ones, young ones, happy ones, sad ones, black ones, white ones, skinny ones, fat ones, you name it and it was on Rarity's mind.
After 7 hours, Rarity's horn stopped glowing and she came to a drastic halt, by hitting a rock. She rubbed her head in agony, and looked up at the colossal rock that was erected (Lawl. Erected...) before her.
As she yelled profane things at her horn, a sonic raingasm filled the sky with a thundering boom and massive shockwave. Shortly after the boom, a mysterious pony's voice filled the sky with "FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!"
The shockwave that came from the sonic raingasm shook the entire area around Rarity. It was so powerful in fact, that the rock that Rarity was dragged to grew a giant dick. The curved shaft of the boulder's rock cock extended a good 4.63 inches, just about perfect for Rarity's filly cunt. Rarity wasted no time; she knew why her horn had brought her here. Her horn knew that she couldn't produce any costumes because her mind was too clouded with dicks. Rarity didn't exactly have a rock dick in mind, but she was desperate enough that she was ready to fuck anything.
The rock's dick jutted out from the rock itself at just the right level for Rarity's pussy, almost as if it was planned with her in mind. Rarity turned around and backed up towards the rock's penis. Other than the slight resistance of Rarity being a tight little bitch, the penis flawlessly slid right in. Rarity's eyes grew wide when she felt the cock was all the way in her. If rocks had feelings, this one probably would've came about 4295 times already. Rarity began to thrust her hips back and forth. With every push, and every pull of her pussy on the rockdick, she felt a new pleasure, each one more intense than the last.
Once Rarity became bored, she pushed the rock over so that its dick pointed straight up at the sky. She climbed on top and straddled the rock's erection. With ease, the rock's penis slid straight up Rarity's loose-ass cunt (no, not her loose "ass cunt", that's gross you perv).
This new position gave Rarity leverage on the dick itself, as well as the ability to slide up and down on the cock and use gravity as a force. She slammed down on the cock so many times that she could feel her first orgasm nearing. She fucked faster and stronger than she ever thought was even possible.
Rarity was screaming. She felt like her little pony clit was on fire (in a good way) and she was going to die of the blissfully incredible orgasm she was about to reach. She felt the orgasm right there, ready to be released all over the rock's wiener. She lifted herself off of Tom jr. and rubbed her clit with her hoof. THAT did the trick.
Rarity came with the force of a thousand suns as she finally reached that merciless orgasm she had always dreamed about. After she was done, there wasn't a single spot on the rock that WASN'T covered in her cum.
Rarity went back home and made the best dresses ever made forever. Her teacher asked "Oh my dicktits Rarity! You've really outdone yourself! What inspired you??"
"So did having sex with that rock REALLY give you that much inspiration?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Why yes! It was the best 34 seconds of my life!" Rarity kinda bragged. Kinda.
"Ughh! These nandy-pandy stories aren't getting us any closer to losing our nandy-pandy virginities!" Scootaloo complained. "They're all about finding what you really want and boring shit like that!"
To Be Continued....
A/N: I wrote this and then posted it on FiMfiction without any editing, and when I re-read it, I laughed SOOOOO fucking hard at “It was the best 34 seconds of my life”.
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"We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo said
"Talk about getting your beauty sleep." Rarity said as the Cutie Mark Cumsaders faded away on Scooterloo's scoota.
The CMC had expected to find Rainbow Dash already, but instead; they found themselves listening to Twilight start to tell her own virginity story. They wanted to shoot their god damn faces off.
"As a young filly in Canterlot, I had always dreamed of going to the Summer Fuck Celebration, where Princess Celestia would fuck someone to raise the sun! That's where I saw the most amazing thing!" she said, really excited to finally tell someone her story. Twilight amassed her memories and recanted the story about how she lost her virginity.
Her story had its roots in Canterlot, where she lived for almost all her life. She was a total egghead as a filly, spending every moment she could with her face buried in her book. Because of this, she never really got an opportunity to experience sexual encounters; she could only hear and read about them. When news spread to her ears that she could finally attend the Summer Fuck Celebration, she was elated beyond belief.
At the festival itself, Twilight found herself walking through a crowd of ponies, trying to catch a glimpse of the stage where ol' PC (Princess Celestia, not Pronoun Cocks, Pony Crate, Penis Cutter, Pussy Copter, or Pornographic Content) would be. When the Princess walked into stage view of everypony, she smiled. Hundreds of thousands of ponies were gathered around her, all wanting to see her fuck someone and raise the sun with her orgasm.
She scanned the crowding, attempting to seek out a partner that contained the potential of giving the princess an orgasm, since not just anypony could pull of such a feat. Celestia's eyes fixed onto a grey pony with a blonde mane, and a cutie mark of 7 bubbles.
Princess Celestia announced her decision. She pointed at Derpy and called him up. With everypony watching, Celestia grabbed ahold of Derpy's cock and sucked, fucked, licked, kanoodled, set fire to, beat, ate, vomited on, pooped on, cleaned her ears with, punched, and hung her clothes on it until she finally hit the immense orgasm that raised the sun over Canterlot.
Twilight stood in the front row while all of the show went on, and even took some notes. As the show went on, her smile grew and grew and grew with each passing minute. When the princess attained her orgasm, everypony started cheering, and Twilight followed along with them.
That night, Twilight went home and studied all she could about sex. Her parents decided to enroll her in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Dickfuckers. However, there was one problem. She had to pass an entrance exam!
Twilight found herself in front of four ponies holding clipboards, their eyes focused directly on her. Twilight could feel their eyes on her, as if they were lasers. A pony rolled out a cart that had a purple egg, decorated with green spots on it. The front of the cart showed illustrated instructions: Twilight was supposed to shove the egg in her anus, squeeze it back out using her butt muscles, wait for it to hatch, and then have the dragon fuck her. Simple enough, right?
Twilight was nervous, but mustered up enough courage to attack this challenge right at the throat. She started by knocking the egg off the table, then positioning herself over the egg, she pushed as hard as she could, and the egg slid right up her anus. Now came the tough part. With Twilight's butt muscles alone, she had to try and push the egg right out. She pushed and pushed with all her might, to no prevail. She struggled and struggled to push it out, but her asshole was too tight for her weak-ass ass to remove the large egg that occupied her rectum. After a few hours, Twilight managed to squeeze out the tip of the egg. Acting fast, she reached back and forcibly pulled it right out. It fell to the ground and cracked, shattering egg shell and scrambled egg all over the floor.
This entrance exam allowed two dragon eggs to be used, in case the first one was defective, or you were just a fucktard and messed up.
Somepony carried out a crate labeled "PONY CRATE", probably because it contained slave ponies that were to be shipped to the nigger shack. On top of this crate was another purple and green egg. The goal was the same as last time, except Twilight felt a little better about this try, since her asshole was still a little loose from the first egg. She did the same as last time. Knock the egg off the Pony Crate, check. Shove it up her ass, check. All that was left to do now was to push it back out. Twilight pushed with all her might, and had the egg start to crown. However, she was simply too weak and the egg retracted back into her butt.
Suddenly, from outside came an enormous rainbow boom. A sonic raingasm. Following the boom was a pony screaming "FUCK YEAAAAAAAH". But Twilight didn’t hear that. The explosion was so thunderous that it scared Twilight shitless, and the egg that was in her butt was squeezed right out.
The egg hit the ground and started to crack. Starting and spreading from the impact point with the floor, the egg began to shake and break. After a short wait, a purple dragon with green scales emerged from the hatching. Twilight knew what she had to do now, she turned her ass towards Spike and hung down low enough for him to latch on and do his business. Baby Spike looked up at Twilight's ass and knew what to do. He stood up, and revealed his twin cocks, one above the other. Without even bothering with foreplay, Spike latched on to Twilight's flank and shoved his dicks inside of her. Rather than putting one dick in the ass and the other in the pussy, like any other double-dicked dragon would do, Spike shoved both of his dicks right in her cunt.
Somehow, Spike could pull one dick out and put the other in with unbelievable speed. Twilight moaned as he managed to hit all the right places with his dicks. Her asshole itched for what pleasure Spike had in store for her there. She politely turned around.
Spike took the top dick out of Twilight's pussy and relocated it to the Great Brown North. It was still pretty loose from the egg, so it slid right in. He used his dick magic and fucked her ass and pussy at different rhythms. Sometimes he would pound her at the same time, other times he would do a 'one after the other' type of thing, and sometimes, Spike would thrust her ass to replicate a bass drum, pound her pussy like a ride cymbal or a hi-hat, and punch her in the face to make a snare drum sound. (When this was over, Spike went on to play drums for the Foo Fighters with Twilight ass his drum set.)
Twilight reached down to her naughty bits with her hoof and started to massage her clit. She must've done something wrong because she started to piss acid all over Spike's primary dick, dissolving it. This is why Spike only has 1 dick to this day. Spike gave her the "Are you fucking kidding me" face as she apologized. Twilight lifted her ass towards Spike and he instinctively pounced onto her and fucked. From a new angle, Twilight felt things she hadn't felt before. Spike's secondary dick seemed much thicker, juicier, and shaftier. After only about 3 more minutes of Spike fucking her, she came her lava-hot cum all over Spike's dick and the floor beneath her. She collapsed.
When Twilight awoke a few hours later, Princess Celestia, her parents, and those 4 teachers were gathered around her, all of them smiling.
Back in present day Ponyville, Twilight and the CMC were standing in the middle of town, with Twilight jumped around saying "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!"
To Be Continued.
A/N: To answer your question, Pinkie Pie Sucks, that's why.
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The Cutie Mark Cumsaders walked away from Pinkie Pie, their minds jumbled from the incredible virginity-loss story they had just heard.
The trio walked up to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie had told them Rainbow Dash would be. They walked in through the doors and spotted her almost instantly, having a conversation with Twilight. Scootaloo's eyes lit up.
The cyan-coated pegasus turned around and smiled nonchalantly.
It was Summer Flight Camp, 2003. Everypony was gathered around filly Rainbow Dash and that Nigga Pony that made fun of her. Nigga pony had a lubed-up cock, ready to explore Rainbow Dash's nether region. Rainbow Dash had her pussy at such an angle that as soon as Nigga Pony's nigga cock was inside of her, she would turn to the left or right and bend his dick at an awkward angle to prevent him from ejaculating. Rainbow licked her lips in anxiety. She spread her pussy lips to invite Nigga Pony's cock into her cunt-trap. Nigga Pony put his hands on Rainbow's hips and prepared to thrust into her.
Fluttershy waved the flag to start the race, and fell off the cloud she was perched on. No one really gave a fuck though.
Isn't that just fucked up? Little Fluttershy could've fucking DIED and no one cared! Imagine a world without fucking Fluttershy. Wouldn't you just wanna freaking bawl every single manly tear out of your eyes? Shiiiit... Anyway, back to RD and NP.
At the wave of the flag, Nigga Pony thrusted Nigga Pony Jr. into Rainbow Dash's lavender cunt. However, he wasn't expecting Rainbow Dash to shift has shaft sideways and cause his dick to bend at an angle that created pain, rather than pleasure. She used his dick like a dildo, fucking him and absorbing all the pleasure he would feel and exerting it into pain.
Rainbow Dash was snapped back to reality when Basketball-assed pony ran up and shoved his cock into her mouth. His intent was to make her focus on two dicks, which everyone knows is a much bigger and tougher challenge. Rainbow isn't one to back down from a challenge though, she bit down on Basketball-ass and kept bending Nigga Pony's cock so that she could block them both from cumming and win the race.
Rainbow dash pumped Nigga's (wow i'm getting lazier) dick in and out of her at lightning speed. She was fucking faster and harder than anyone in all of Equestria had ever seen before. At the same time, she was biting down on Basketball-ass' cock. Rainbow was un-pleasuring two different ponies while at the same time giving herself pleasure! She truly had a talent for this.
After what seemed like forever (probably like 2 minutes) Rainbow felt her first orgasm building up inside of her. She looked up at the two ponies with their dicks in her, they looked worn out, and didn't seem to be enjoying it at all.
As she said that, she reached up and massaged her clit vigorously. She felt her orgasm build up more and more with each rub. After about 20 seconds of rubbing, it was right there. She could easily have came all over Nigga Pony's dick. But she decided to tease herself for a second. With one mighty thrust onto the dick, and one powerful rub for her hoof, she released her orgasm.
This orgasm was like nothing Rainbow (or anyone else for that matter) had EVER imagined. As soon as the orgasm escaped her, it released a powerful boom, and sent a rainbow shockwave out of her vagina that pushed everyone around her far, far away. Most of them fell off of clouds and probably died, or something like that. All the ponies that didn't get thrusted away walked up to Rainbow dash in awe.
And it was the best day ever for Rainbow Dash, too bad everyone forgot that she pulled off a fucking SONIC RAINGASM by time of the Young Fuckers Competition in Cloudsdale. But oh well...
"And THAT little ones, is how you lose your virginity" present day Rainbow Dash said with a smirk.
All the other 5 ponies gathered around Rainbow Dash and participated in a big group hug, and a lesbian make-outing, tit-sucking, pussy-licking orgy. But the latter wasn't important...
Sweaty Balls and Apple Bloom were staring at the Mane 6. "Awwwww....." they said in unison.
She got up, but was soon tackled into a hug by her CMC comrades.
THE (actual) END.
A/N: You really thought i would just leave Pinkie Pie out of this? Hell naw. I'll write hers and add her chapter in as 'the lost chapter' after my next fic 'Daring Do and the Bengay Balls'. So keep your eyes and notifications on the lookout :)
A/N: Well guys, this is it. It's been a nice few weeks writing this. Thank you everyone who has been here since chapter 1. Thank you Twystron500 specifically for encouraging me to continue. I will probably never have any other fic as successful as this one ;(
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The CMC chugged along, being towed in a wagon by Scootaloo on her scooter. Scootaloo let out a frustrated groan.
Pinkie went off telling her story, while also masturbating furiously to how awesometasticly amazing the story she was about to tell was. It started back where Pinkie grew up: the rock farm. Pinkie always hated that place more and more every time she looked back on it. It was so many years of unhappiness, loneliness, and boredom that kept her from being how she is today.
"It was unlike anything I had ever felt before! I just wanted to keep smiling forever! I also wondered how else I could create that feeling I experienced in others..." Present day Pinkie Pie said.
Past Pinkie Pie went into the Mormon Church that night, and when Sunday morning rolled around, Pinkies family went into the church to pray. Her family stopped dead in their tracks however, when they passed by the bathrooms and heard stifled moans coming from inside. Pinkie's father barged in, with his wife and two remaining kids, and say Pinkie laying in the middle of the floor, surrounded by other ponies (male and female) who naked and having sex.
"And that's how Equestria was made!" Present day Pinkie Pie said.
To be continued... (Not really)
A/N: Well, this was by far the laziest piece of fiction I have ever written. Some of you will probably like that though... Also, keep an eye out for the Epilogue/Author's thoughts and inspiration/dedication page. I'll thank all of you who have followed me from the beginning in the last part.
1. The beginning/AppleJack
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"Are you sure about this Scootaloo? I've never even HEARD of getting boys to fuck us this way!" Sweetie Belle said, very nervous.
"Neither have I! But Spike told me this was a great way to do it!" Scootaloo said in a zealous voice.
The three fillies walked into Dave and Busters and walked up to a trio group of adult stallions sitting at a table.
"Excuse us, sirs." Scootaloo said confidently. "But we seem to be having problems with our pussies, would you mind having a look?" The three fillies turned around, moved their tails to reveal their pussies and assholes, and turn their heads towards the stallions and smiled
"Ha! As if! Get lost you little whores!" shouted one of them, throwing a bucket of cum at Scootaloo. The others did the same, and the cutie mark crusaders walked out of the building disappointed and covered in cum.
"See anyone else around here we could fuck?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Nope, just the cum over my eyeballs..."
"Plan B?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Maybe we could try a new approach, like asking politely, or rape!" Sweetie Belle suggested. Apple Bloom threw towels at the two others to decumify themselves.
"This town is full of ponies that have lost their virginity!" Apple Bloom eagerly said. "Why don't we just ask one of them?"
"That sounds like a great, safe idea." Sweetie Belle noted.
"Yeah! And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville!" Scootaloo said ecstatically.
They rode towards Ponyville where they hoped to find Rainbow Dash. However, they crashed into Applejack on the way, who was chasing after some rabbits with the intent of shoving them into her anus.
Applejack lived at Sweet Apple Acres as usual. Big Macintosh had always had a crush on his sister, and really had an undying urge to bend little Applejack over a barrel and show her the 50 states. (I know what you're thinking, "OMG bruh they don't live in Amurrica!” Well fuck you.) Applejack, as young as she was had caught on to her big brothers lust. One day, when she was bucking some trees, Big Macintosh walked up behind her; a little closer than her comfort zone.
Manehattan was a big city, so there were lots of ponies to fuck. Apple figured she could get a stallion to get with her before she even got a place to stay. But that backfired when they wanted to go to her place, and then realized she was a hick. It usually ended with them throwing a bucket of cum on Applejack. She needed a place to stay now, and her Aunt and Uncle Orange's house was the place to go.
She knocked on the door, and two glamorously dressed ponies opened the door.
Days passed by; consisting of Applejack getting rejected by dozens of male ponies, who threw buckets of cum on her. One night however, she finally found a pony that would fuck her. But alas, the pony’s wang was only half an inch long, and wouldn't fit into Applejack's tight pussy, so she went back to her Aunt and Uncle Orange's, disappointed. From her window view, Applejack watched the sun rise over the horizon.
To Ooplejerk, the rainbow pointed straight towards Sweet Apple Acres, and reminded her of how homesick she really was.
He worked quick, incapacitating her vicious buck by pinning down her back legs with his own. Then he twisted her right arm behind her back and shoved a bright red gag into her mouth.
Cum had been building up for years in his balls from Applejacks denial to fuck, and since it’s hard to masturbate with hooves. So he took out his wiener, aimed at Applejack, cocked the lever, and fired his load. Big Macintosh was about 4 feet away, and his cum arched in a rainbow to make contact with Applejack. It was like Big Mac was pissing on her with his cum. Some landed in her mouth- which she thought tasted amazing- and the rest was all over her, head to hooves. Big Macintosh took out the gag from AJ's mouth, expecting to hear a blizzard of words. But she only said one thing:
"And Ah've been happily fucking him since!" Present day Applejack said.
TO BE CONTINUED. Maybe.
