Summary? What's that, like a recap page? Ugh, fine.

Hey bronies and pegasisters, (Seriously? Ponies? After you read Deadpool Now #27? I hate you so much.) Deadpool here! I was trying to steal this Pan(sexual! Heey-o!)dimensional Vacuuming Thing-a-Majig when, I dunno, whatever villain's popular this year, Ultron, I guess. Yeah! When Ultron showed up and ruined everything! Wait, what's that? Oh, this story isn't actually about my awesome battle with Ultron?

Forget I mentioned that creepy robot, then. He's a jerk, anyways. Who wants to read about him?

What is this story actually about, you ask endearingly, dear reader?

This story is about only the most charming, sexiest, bad-assiest mercenary in Marvel, that's yours truly, me, Deadpool, getting turned into a futzing pony. What did ya think this story was about from the short description du-- ugh whaddya mean I can't insult the readers? And we're running out of room?

I'mDeapoolandnowI'maponyreadmystoryOKbye!

Rated Mature for uncensored swearing, and also:
[Sex] tagged for terrible sex jokes, implied sex, and at least one female orgasm.
[Gore] tagged for detailed descriptions of gore. Lots and lots of gore.

Full character tag list, in order of appearance: Other(Deadpool), Zecora, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo/Muffins, Background Ponies (Construction Workers), Pinkie Pie, Solar and Lunar Guardsponies, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Princess Luna, Background Ponies (Castle Staff), Aloe (Spa Pony).

Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
My Little Pony (C) Hasbro