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101 Ways To Die

by MegatronsPen
A series of random vignettes where ponies die in varying and often ridiculous ways. Who dies next? And how? YOU decide in the comments!

Welcome to 101 Ways To Die! A comment-driven story that will have ponies dying in random and often comedic ways for your (dis)pleasure!

Got a suggestion on who is the next victim? Want to brutally murder or 'accidentally' kill a pony you dislike in a comedic fashion? Throw your suggestion into the comment box on the end of each chapter and I will pick one (or several) and write it in the next chapter regardless how absurd the suggestion!

(Rated Mature with the Sex and Gore tags due to who knows what atrocity will be suggested and I'll be 'forced' to write. Strictly NO FOALCOAN suggestions! I'll delete your ass if I see that crap.

This as you can tell, is a Trollfic/Crackfic and must not be taken seriously in any way possible.)

Cancelled
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
Sex
 
MCO

4800 words: Estimated 24 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Southern Fried Chicken 2015-01-15 15:55:07 UTC
    1164
  2. MEAT BICYCLE! 2015-01-25 23:28:40 UTC
    1554
  3. OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! 2015-02-23 20:21:41 UTC
    1186
  4. The Flim Flam Scam Sham... Spam. 2015-04-06 16:19:57 UTC
    896