Chapters My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!
1, 2, 3 and Hike!
by Yorkie Pie
Characters:
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash go to a hoofball game. Rainbow is ready but Fluttershy is as scared as hoopla.
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"GET READY FOR THE EQUESTRIA HOOFBALL TOURNAMENT!" said the announcer. Everypony cheered and cried out loud. "PONIES FROM ALL AROUND HAVE COME TO SEE OUR PARTICIPANTS PLAY THE TRADITIONAL, EQUESTRIA GAME OF HOOFBALL AND TONIGHT IS GONNA GET CRAZY!" Everypony cheered even more. All of the ponies who were about to play started to get ready. Especially Rainbow Dash. She was so excited to be playing in front of all of these ponies but Fluttershy was totally scared. Rainbow Dash talked her into playing with her because she wanted her on her team and Fluttershy didn't want to say no because Rainbow was so excited about this tournament. She talked about it for a month and every time she did, she would almost pee herself just from the excitement. She said the Wonderbolts were going to be there, performing and watching. That's what made her the most excited because she could finally get a chance to show off her skills in flying and other cool skills she had.
The tournament was about to start and the announcer was about to announce who was participating from Ponyville after he announced the others. "OKAY! GET READY FOR THE PONYVILLE PARTICIPANTS! INTRODUCING: RAINBOW DASH!" The crowd cheered loudly as Rainbow Dash flew out and held up her hooves into the air. "RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!" screamed the audience. "AND OUR NEXT PARTICIPANT: FLUTTERSHY!" the crowd cheered for Fluttershy as she flew out. She kept a little crunched in but flew out and landed next to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow turned to wink at her. Fluttershy gave a fake smile. "AND INTRODUCING BULK BICEPS! OUR LAST PARTICIPANT FROM PONYVILLE!" the crowd cheered. Rainbow Dash froze for a second. She thought there were more, where are the others?
"UNFORTUNATELY, THE OTHERS COULD NOT MAKE IT TODAY! BUT 3 IS ENOUGH!" said the announcer. Rainbow Dash did not think three was enough. The other teams had 5-7 ponies on their team. This meant that Rainbow Dash had to play harder. She believed with all her might that she could win and she believed in Fluttershy too. Her friends were in the audience cheering them on and the Wonderbolts were watching so she needed to be as slick as she could be.
"OKAY! NOW THAT WE ANNOUNCED ALL OF OUR PARTICIPANTS! LET'S PLAY!" Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps trotted out onto the field and got into position. The audience screamed with excitement. Rainbow swore that she heard Pinkie Pie in the audience the most screaming:
"Work it Dashie! Flaunt it Flutters! Build it Biceps!"
But Rainbow Dash was in deep focus. Once everypony was into position, one of the players yelled: "ONE, TWO, THREE, HIKE!" and everypony started to run everywhere. Rainbow Dash was chasing after the other pony from Baltimare who had the ball. Fluttershy stood there, not knowing what to do. A few ponies bumped her. Rainbow Dash gestured her to move somewhere and keep the other players from tackling on her. So Fluttershy started to follow Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy closed her eyes and she flew when suddenly she felt something in her hooves. She opened her eyes and looked down.
It was the hoofball.
She stopped in her tracks and she could see Rainbow Dash gesturing her to run but it was to late and she was tackled! Just kidding. The pony stopped and took the hoofball from her with a smile. Rainbow Dash face hoofed. Fluttershy squeed.
Game 1: Baltimare : 18 Ponyville: 18
"I, 2, 3, HIKE!" the ball was thrown but right into Bulks face."OH! AND BULK BICEPS TAKES A HOOFBALL TO THE FACE! I WONDER IF HE'S OKAY. BUT WHO CARES!" Fluttershy went to see if Bulk was okay but was tackled! Just kidding. The other players tackled Bulk Biceps and took the hoofball out of his face. They flew across the field and threw the ball. The ball, unfortunately landed in the middle of the field. The players looked at it. They stood there...
"LOOKS LIKE THE PLAYERS ARE AT WAR FOR THE BALL!"
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Just waiting for the right moment the players stood there...
Who will get the ball?
Who will score the point?
Who will be the brave enough pony to step up?
Rainbow took one step... the others watched as she did. They flinched when she took another.
The other pony from Manehattan took one step so Rainbow Dash took another. The other ponies smirked. Fluttershy took a step back... so did Bulk.
The Baltimare ponies took a giant step... Rainbow Dash took a giant-er step. She smirked, with a glare in her eye and pride and confidence in her heart that she will get that ball!
She held her head forward to get a good look at the team. She shot them a sly look.
Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps looked at each other in fear. Fluttershy was chewing on Bulk's fingernails and Bulk Biceps was chewing on Fluttershy's fingernails.
Rainbow ignored the chattering. Fluttershy stared to feel guilty and useless. She was standing behind the action and not taking part, she started to think it was time for her to stand up. She turned to Bulk Biceps and Bulk Biceps turned to her, with the fear slowly wiping off of his face, he knew what Fluttershy was thinking.
Then one peach colored pony took a step forward towards the ball, eyeing Rainbow Dash while the others stood back. "OH! YORKIE'S GOING FOR THE BALL!" said the announcer.
Rainbow Dash faced Yorkie. The ponies behind Yorkie were shaking their plots and making crazy faces at Rainbow and her team.
Bulk Biceps and Fluttershy stood behind Rainbow in fear but then Fluttershy was tackled! Just kidding.
Yorkie flinched at Rainbow Dash. Dash knew she had to take this pony down.
There was much silence. Even in the crowd. Nothing was happening. It was so quiet you could hear a Twilicepter drop. Most ponies were drawn into suspense and waiting for a surprise. The announcer just wasn't having it.
"IT'S A FOURTY MINUTE SHOW GUYS!"
Somepony had to take the ball but who? Suddenly, Rainbow Dash saw Fluttershy trot up beside her, looking confident.
The Baltimare ponies stopped to look. Confidence?
Next came Bulk, as confident and proud as ever to be from Ponyville, standing next to Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Rainbow smiled at them and gestured the both to get the ball. Then...
Both teams charged!
One tackling another, ones plot in another's face, each helmet banging against the ground and other players. There was so much commotion, nopony could tell who got the ball. The group of ponies on the field moved towards the end line. Whoever had the ball would get their team a touchdown!
"CAN ANYPONY TELL WHO HAS THE BALL!? OKAY EVERYPONY STOP!"
Everypony stopped. The coach pony ran over to the big group. He brushed through the crowd and saw that Fluttershy had her hoof on the hoofball.
The coach pony blew the whistle. "TOUCHDOWN FOR TEAM PONYVILLE!" Everypony cheered. Ponyville had won! Everypony hugged and slapped each other. Bulk Biceps picked up Fluttershy and gave her a big humungous hug and Rainbow Dash padded Fluttershy on the back and slapped her on the helmet.
"PONYVILLE! PONYVILLE! PONYVILLE!" screamed the crowd. The Baltimare team decided to be good sports and shake hands with Ponyville. Once everypony got their water and snacks everything ended well.
Everypony went home.
The Fluttershy was tackled! For real this time. By Pinkie Pie.
My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!
That's some Dirt!
By Yorkie Pie
Pound and Pumpkin had a great dinner that Pinkie Pie had made them while Mr and Mrs Cake were taking a rest from a long day at the bakery.
"Okay, now it's time to put you guys to bed!" Pinkie picked up the twins and put them to bed and made sure they were in bed. Once she did that she went downstairs to get an extra cupcake to go to bed with. Once she made it down that stairs, she realized what a terrible mess she had made when she was feeding the twins. How? She didn't even wanna bring it up. She took and mop and a broom and swept up all of the mess and cleaned the wall with a washcloth. She washed the dishes until she notice that one stain that she missed that was on the wall when she turned around. She took the washcloth and scrubbed it.
It wouldn't come off.
"Huh?" Pinkie asked herself. "Maybe I need more soap." she decided to get more soap and scrub a little harder.
Still there!
"WHAT THE HOOPLA!?" She walked away. "Okay desperate times call for desperate measures! I need to find a way to get this stain off the wall before the Cake family wakes up." Then she gasped when she had an idea.
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First, she dumped the whole bucket of water and soap on the wall.
Second, built a line of 50 scrapers and scratched the wall.
Third, she stood all the way on the other side of the room and placed a big cannon in front of her and loaded it with soap. *BOOM!*
"Okay, it's time to bring out the big guns!"
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She took out a military cannon and put on her pink military outfit. She hopped on top of the military cannon and aimed it towards the all with the stain.
"Okay stain... you're going down! Down Pinkie Pie style!" Pinkie flipped all of the switches and put her hoofs on the two video game like levers. She pulled them back... dramatically. The lights started flaring at a low level as it hit the wall. Pinkie looked at the stain. It was still there.
"Still ain't comin' off are ya!? Well I got something for you!" she cranked up the level. "GET IT! LEVEL 2!"
After about a minute the stain was still there. Pinkie decided to crank it up even higher and she added some soap and soup in to try to get rid of the stain. "COME ON! GETTTTTT ITTTTTT!"
Pinkie was feeling it. The blood was rushing through her body and she was in on all of the action. But she felt like she needed to crank it up even higher to level 4. So she did. The light flared more. (Can you believe the Cake family is sleeping through this?)
Time went by and the stain was still there! Pinkie cranked it up to 5 then 6 then 7,8,9,10! Nothing was working.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! DANG THE DIRT!" she threw her military cap on the wall and BAM! She made a big, huge hole in the wall the size of her. The crack led up the the ceiling and all around to the edges of the wall ad the wall with the stain on it came crashing down. Everything!
*BOOM, KABOOM, CRASH, BANG!*
She could see lyra through the bushes. Lyra waved to her. "Hey Pinkie! I got a brand new book! It's called Everypony poops!"
Pinkie couldn't believe her eyes... she's been looking for that book forever!
"Lyra, where did you get that book?"
"Twilight."
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" then she ran over to Twilight's house.
2 hours later.
Mrs. Cake
Mr. Cake
Pound Cake
Pumpkin Cake
Derpy who came for a muffin about a minute ago
Yorkie Pie
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My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!
How to get an elderly to cross the street...
How to get an elderly to cross the street
By Yorkie Pie
Hello, Wonderful Bronies and Pegasisters! Remeber me the narrator from Yorkie Pie's last Christmas story that unfortunately got deleted by a certain somepony!?
Sowe! I thought that was the edit button!
Why are you trying to edit the story in the first place!?
Yorkie said I could!
Ugh, anyway. I've been realizing the amount of old ponies in Equestria and nopony seems to help them cross the street!
Because they can get across the street on their own.
Shut up! So I prepared this wonderful 4 step tutorial staring Lyra and BonBon on how to help the elderliness across the street. Enjoy. Rainbow Dash are you keeping score?
Yeah!
How come I couldn't keep score?
Remember at the Hoofball game about 3 stories ago? You got rejected because you spilled coffee on the keys of the scoreboard?
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You weren't even suppose to have coffee. And there are many reasons for that!
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How to get an elderly to cross the street
Step 1: Greet the elderly with a polite smile
Okay, BonBon will start... Rainbow are you keeping track?
Mm hmm!
Pinkie are you watching?
Yepper Doodles!
BonBon said hello to the sweet smelling elderly and gave her a kind, warm smile... then offered her a BonBon.
Such politeness! Why can't you be like that Pinkie?
I'm polite! Just yesterday my friend, Whipper Snapper asked me to shave his back and I did! He gave me a nickel!
*Pinkie showed the nickel to the narrator.*
Pinkie, I gave you that nickel...
You put Whipper Snapper in the hospital though!
Well you should have heard me sneaking up behind you!
You shouldn't sneak up on a pony while they're shaving another pony's back!
Girls! Stop arguing. You guys are like a married couple.
I wouldn't marry Pinkie just because she would want 5 million foals!Haha!
I wouldn't marry Rainbow because she's a girl!HaHA!
What did I do to deserve this?... Oo! Here comes Lyra! Let's see what she does.
Lyra ran over to the elderly and shouted a loud. "HI!! I'M LYRA! I'M GONNA HELP YOU ACROSS THE STREET NOW! COME ON!" Then she shook the elderly' s hoof about 10 times and gave her a smile.
Not bad.
Not bad at all. She smiled! And that's surely to make somepony's day!
Guys, the poor old elderly' s ears probably exploded. I know mine did. You know? Lyra reminds me a little bit of you.
Thank you!
Step 2: Make the elderly feel comfortable
BonBon offered to grabbed the elderly' s hand and looked both ways for cars to let her know that she is keeping an eye out.
Glorious!
One time, I was walking across the street and I found a piece of gum in the middle of the street so I picked it up and found a folded five dollar bill underneath of it! I was rich!
That's nice Pinkie but you might not get that lucky one day and you might just be picking up another pony's slobbery, chewed up gum. Now let's see Lyra's approach!
Lyra looked at the elderly directly in the eyes and said. "Don't be scared because only 80% of ponies die every year from a wagon crash and we won't be one of them."
*Face Hoof*
Umm...
Well... that's just Lyra's way of saying that everything will be okay... it may not be a good way but it's a way.
If I was that elderly, I would smack her with my cane and roll her into the street with my wheel chair.
Rainbow!
Wouldn't you do something similar?
Noppie! I just gotta be careful and control my goofiness.
See, everypony has their ways... Okay let's proceed to the next step...
Step 3: Walk the Elderly Across the street
BonBon led the elderly across the street and stopped when other ponies would pass by.
Nice.
Lyra ran the elderly across the street, missing each wagon by an inch, she tossed and turned around, making sure that she and the elderly would not get hit. Until she finally got to the end of the street with the elderly. Let's just say their manes where now afros.
Ahhhahah! They are working those afros! That's like you're hair Pinkie, just more insane!
That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me! *Hugs Rainbow*
No it's really not...
Narrator guy, who are you voting for? Who do you think will win?
Well, where I think we're going towards is that Hilary Clin-
*giggle*No, in this!
Oh, Well it looks like BonBon's winning!
Hmm? *Rainbow looked at the score* BonBon has 3, Lyra has 0.
I'm still trying to comprehend why Lyra can't do this...
Oh! I didn't tell you guys! I gave Lyra half of my Nightmare Night candy 2 months ago and it takes a while to wear off of her.
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See... I know what happens when you eat a lot of sugar, Pinkie. You go crazier than you already are, but when Lyra eats sugar... it's doesn't wear off for almost 2 MONTHS!? And I thought YOU were insane! Turns out... you're the INSANEST! If that's a word!
Is it too late to tell you about the raw sugar...?
Pinkie! *chases after Pinkie*
Hmm... guess I'll continue... Hey everypony, let's talk about politics and how I should actually run for President and win, clearly I'm better than Hilary Clinton and Ben Carson combined, so vote for Rainbow Dash 2k15. I can make America 20%-
Ahen! Rainbow Dash! You are helping me chase this Pink nightmare! *grabs Rainbow*
Vote for Rainbow Dash!
Remember kids... always be nice to you're elders. Unless you're Lyra. Vote for Trollestia.
My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!
What do you wash Gummy with? (Mini Short)
What do you wash Gummy with? (Mini Short)
By Yorkie Pie
"I'm a barbie, maaarrreee, in a barbie laaaiiirrrr. So fantastic! I stepped on plastic- dang that hurt..."
"TWILIGHT!"
"Ah!" Twilight jumped in fear. "Pinkie, where in Celestia did you come from... and why didn't you use the door?" Twilight pointed to the broken Pinkie sized hole in the wall. "How did you make that big of a shape, you're not that fat..."
"Twilight! I found this really cool brown gem outside while I was giving Gummy a bath!"
"You give you're alligator a bath outside?"
"Yeah!"
"In what?"
"The garden."
"What do you wash him with?"
"Soup!"
"You mean soap?"
"No soup. Hay Soup"
"So you wash you're alligator, outside, in a garden, with hay soup?" Twilight summed up.
"Mmm Hmm!"
"Why?"
"He doesn't like Vegetable soup."
"Pinkie.... you're suppose to wash alligators with animal shampoo!"
"I tried that once but then he tried to eat so I thought: 'Hey! Whey don't I just wash him with soup because that's edible and I was eating some of the shampoo myself."
"Pinkie!"
"It smells like peaches and Applejack! Smell it!" she pulled out the jar and Twilight sniffed it.
"You know what Pinkie? I'm just gonna let you do whatever it is you do for Gummy, even though it seems weird to me, it might not seem weird to you or the alligator. So about that gem..."
"I found it in the soup!"
