"-and that's what Anime is, any questions?"

Nightmare raised her hand, sitting in a school desk with a very confused look. "I'm completely and hopelessly lost."

"That's okay, most of the time sanity blocks this kind of info... Ah, let me try something," Anon walked over and put a finger on Nightmare's horn, it started to glow and the next thing she knew Anon's memories are being driven into her subconscious at speeds that were incomprehensible to the regular mind. Within a second of this act Anon retracted his hand.

It took Nightmare a moment to register what just entered her subconscious but she did speak. "I'll never be able to look at you the same way ever again."

"I know, it comes with the knowledge. So, any more questions about my species?"

"I'm scared to ask any more... Speaking of ask, how does your species reproduce?"

Anon chuckled and ruffled Nightmare's hair. "Your a big girl, Nightmare. You can figure it out, we're both mammals after all."

"Ohhhhh, so that's what these balloons on my chest are for." Nightmare poked one of her breasts, making it ripple very lightly. "Human breasts sure are big, I thought these were for self-defense!"

"Nightmare, in all honesty they could be used for both. Anyway, when should I be waking up?"

"In about 3 seconds, give or take." Anon blacked out, and shortly woke up looking at the indigo skies of early dawn.

"Oh man, what did I do last night?" Anon looked around and saw he was in a field of grass, with a purple pony on his lap that smelled of scotch, and no it definitely wasn't Twilight. Her mane was wine purple and her fur was a lighter shade, her butt tattoo was a bundle of grapes and a strawberry so she must've had a thing for making wine. Eventually she started to stir from her sleep.

"Mnh, eh wha?... Oh, hey... you?"

"Did we bump uglies?"

The drunk pony pondered on Anon's question. "I dunno... You wanna just say we didn't?"

"Sure, I guess... Uh, names Anon by the way." The pony on Anon's lap got up and stretched.

"Names Berry Punch, what're you suppose to be?"

Before Anon could speak he took a sharp intake of breath and held his head at the sudden migraine, sure enough it was the hangover that made itself known as it made his head feel like it was hit by a sledgehammer.

"S'wrong big guy, hangover bitin' at your ass?"

"Like a bitch, man." Anon cringed.

"Well hang tight big guy, momma's gonna make it all better." Berry pulled out a medicine bottle from her messy tail, she shook out a few pills and popped them into Anon's mouth.

"Whoa, that stuff works fast... Thanks Berry. Also, I'm a human." Anon explained

"So, your the big talk o' the town?"

"Well when your an alien from another planet or dimension you tend to get a lot of attention... Well I should get back to Flutter-butt's place, she's probably worried sick about me." Before Anon could get up Berry pushed him back to the ground.

"Now hang on, big guy. You got some stuff on your face." Berry used her tail as a cloth and cleaned his face of dried blood and smeared marker. She flicked her tail and the crud came off her tail with ease. "There, much more presentable."

"Ah, good call Berry. Well, see ya later I guess. Oh, by the way Berry, someone drew a dick on your face." Berry blushed and quickly wiped her face off with her hoof, she had an embarrassed smile which was kinda cute and when she smiled an audible 'squee' could be heard.

"Mmphmfmnf!" A muffled cry could be heard from Anon's shirt, when he peeked into his shirt collar Pinkie Pie of all ponies popped her head out. "Hi Anny!"

"Fruit-cake, please tell me why your in my shirt before I start face-palming." Pinkie simply giggled and out of nowhere she gave Anon bedroom eyes.

"You don't remember, Anny? We were up aaaaall night making cupcakes back at my place..." Pinkie leaned in closer, breaking his bubble of personal space. "Those hands of yours can REALLY mead the doe." Pinkie wiggled her eye brows, at this point Anon could practically smell Pinkie's breath and she could really use a Tic-Tac.

Anon kept a stone-cold poker face, while a trickle of blood dripped from his nose. "We humans are quite famous for our hands, they're very adaptive."

This was the staring contest of the century, the pink pony vs the bald simian. It was now Pinkie's turn to speak. "And... Flexible.~" Before Anon could speak Pinkie pulled out a platter of cupcakes and returned to her bubbly self. "Personally I think they turned out very well, you want some Anny?"

Anonymous pulled Pinkie from his shirt and set her down on the grass, he reached into her swirly mess of a mane and pulled out a bottle of Pepsi. Anon opened it and took a swig, then shoved the opening in Pinkie's mouth and watched her chug the rest of the soda. He then shook her up, nodding upon hearing an audible sloshing sound from her belly. Anon took out a mint-flavored Mentos from his pocket and dropped it down Pinkie's throat and the moment that thing hit her stomach she inflated like a big, pink air bag. Anon climbed her inflated body and poked her gut.

(Canterlot Palace)

Things were unnaturally quiet in the palace, Celestia had no appointments with the usual snob nor any plans scheduled with her student Twilight, and the schedules with the other nations were put on hold for the reasons of an alien appearing in Equiss. She literally had no plans for the entire day, something she thought was just an old mare's tale.

'CRASH!'

"What in the name of-"

"I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BALL!!!"

Anon the human smashed through one of her castle walls and was riding on Pinkie Pie who was flying through the air like a deflating balloon, aimlessly flying around in an infinite burp while the human was singing a strange song. They made their exit through another one of her walls leaving two walls for her to patch up. Princess Luna walked in, looked around, then sighed to herself. "I shall contact the royal architect."

Anon's ride, like his mental breakdown, eventually petered out and he landed in a tree back in Ponyville. The golden Oaks library to be more specific, where Twilight opened the window to her room and greeted Anon. "Anon? How did you get all the way up here?"

"Pinkie Pie, now can you lend a hoof and get me off of this branch?"

(Canterlot Palace... Again)

"The human did this!?"

"Now Lulu, we can't go around pointing hooves just yet, he was with the Element of Laughter after all." Celestia said.

"The Pink one? Well I guess that explains how he was able to bust not only one, but two walls in out castle. But regardless, your just going to let him off scot-free!?"

"Page fifty-six, Paragraph four, All acts of destruction involving the Element of Laughter 'Pinkamena Diane Pie' and any acquaintances involved are given an immediate pardon and will not be held accountable, only one pardon shall be given a day and any damage not included for the first pardon shall be dealt with. Any additional damage done following the first pardon shall be seen as a 'pink chain effect' and both will be seen as the same act of destruction, unless the second act happened five minutes after the first act or if the chain goes over it's limit of three. I assume you know what that means?"

"Ah yes, I forgot about that rule. But what about the human, technically he's not even a registered citizen!"

"I'll worry about Anon later, now do get some rest. And please, stop worrying about the human's constant acts of mischief," Luna tried to think of a statement of argument but instead sighed and decided to get some sleep, she could worry about the human on her own time.

(Twilight's House)

"-and that's the story of how I saved Christmas with a dead midget wearing a leotard, a harpoon gun, a giant foam middle finger, and a passive-aggressive post-it note. Well Twilight, I'll see you later." Anon walked out the door, leaving Twilight in a state of complete confusion. Anon decided to browse the market now that the citizens weren't scared shitless of his mere presence, and wouldn't you know it there was a house for sale! Although it was around seven hundred bits...

"I wonder if I can make that much money in a day..."

"Seven hundred bits? Do you plan on robbing a Dragon's horde!?"

"Well now that you mention it, Nightmare...-"

Nightmare cut him off. "Oh no, you are not robbing a Dragon's den!"

"Too late, you've already given me the idea you no good bad influence." Anon ran over to a nearby pony and asked for directions to the nearest dragon den, she pointed him in the right direction and he set off! Now your probably predicting it's the dragon at the mountain cave that Fluttershy stood up to in 'Dragonshy', right? Well I thought that too, but then I counter-thought that that was way to predictable. Anon was going to the same mountain, but there was another cave much closer to the ground that housed an older dragon. Legends spoke that he was an elite dragon who was in a great war many, many years ago, not a single soul has entered that cave in fear of angering him, including other dragons...

Anon casually entered the cave ignoring the warning signs, the walls of the cave were lit with torches showing a clear path to certain doom, the dragon's den was right around the corner but before Anon went any further Nightmare spoke to him. "Anon, are you really going to go through with this?"

"Don't worry Nightmare, it's just a simple get-in-get-out mission. Trust me when I say that humans can be a crafty bunch, and sneaking is a lot easier when you have feet instead of hooves," Anon said in a comforting tone.

"... Alright Anon, I trust you... But if you die on me I'll never forgive you!"

Anon chuckled a bit, then spoke. "Like I said you big baby, I ain't going anywhere."

Anon peeked around the corner and saw a huge dragon... skeleton? Anon crept forward into the huge illuminated room and the only thing inside was an enormous dragon skeleton with a large stalactite (The ones that hang from the ceiling) jabbed into the ground where his neck was, the large rock actually severed the neck bone in half effectively decapitating it!

"....... Heh.... Ehehe, ahahaha! T-the dragon was killed in his sleep-ahaha! And here I thought I was gonna have to deal with a fifty ton behemoth, only to find out he was stupid enough to sleep under one of mother nature's biggest guillotines! Ahaha, oh I can only imagine the look on his face when he woke up in the realm of the dead-ahahaha.... hehe, whew, I thought I'd never stop laughing," Anon took his switchblade and use the bottom to knock one of the dragon's fangs out of it's socket, he'd make it into a necklace for later. Next order of business, he grabbed the key he found near the dragon's head and made his way over to the large treasure chest, he unlocked it and beheld the sea of gold coins, rare gems, and priceless jewelery.

"Nightmare, we've hit the jackpot!"

"You got lucky," Nightmare deadpanned.

"Don't care, now let's go buy a house!"

Anon left the cave with the entire chest locked and ready to steal, he made his way out of the cave with a slight skip to his step. Although it was the dead of night, so he decided to camp out with the spare tent he packed and celebrate with a nice bond fire and some packed snacks. Then when the sun would rise again, he'd travel back to Ponyville to show-off his haul.

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long guys and gals, my region had a HUGE snowstorm and the power was cut for a good while... Then I got a tad lazy... Oh well, better late than never I suppose, keep reading fans!