Anon was laying on a hospital bed and reading from a Daring Do novel to relieve his boredom, sure he would've preferred something with more violence and pictures like the Deadpool comics he collected back on Earth, but pony society, much to Anon's displeasure, lacks the concept of a superhero that has the ability of inhuman healing and is stuck in his own little world both outside and even during combat. Deadpool was one of the more infamous heroes known by Marvel fans and the internet, he's mentally and humorously insane, a man-child, has voices in his head that he talks to, and everyone loves him. He even got his own game for god's sake, and it was brilliant! Plus there are countless Deadpool cosplayers at the Comic-cons Anon had the pleasure of meeting and most of them were quite entertaining. A thumping noise brought Anon back to reality, he saw the book he was reading on the floor. "Ah crap, I guess I got lost in thought..." Anon picked up the book and placed it on the counter top next to the bed, he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a checklist. "Let's see... Get a house? I'll put that as a maybe. Make a lot of cash?" Anon looked over to the chest in the corner of the room and smiled. "Definitely a check. Find a way to broadcast Earth television to this dimension?... That could take a while, so no check. Meet Fruit-cake at the farm and plan our next hit? Double check." Anon put the list back in his pocket and pulled up his covers, after he looked around to make sure the doors were boarded up and the windows were triple-braced he turned off the lights and snuggled into his bed. Anon soon fell asleep, unaware of the crimson eye that looked down at him through the gap in the window's boarding. Anon awoke to the sound of birds chirping in the distance, he quickly packed all his things, including the bag of salvaged medical supplies and removed the barricade he set up. After he carefully opened the door and surveyed the halls of potential rapists he ran down the hall and burst through the sliding doors of the hospital entrance. Thankfully the glass doors didn't injure him or slow his pace and he was even more thankful that the town was void of ponies, but that didn't stop him from suspecting that they just didn't notice him yet so he continued his sprint. His running eventually slowed to a casual walk when he was absolutely certain that Ponyville was truly uninhabited, no need to waste precious energy for running/fighting.

"Hey!"

Anon turned to see a Rainbow-maned mare leaning against a tree and froze up in fear, the mare just rolled her eyes at Anon's cowardice. "Relax, human, I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanna know the time."

"Um... around eight thirty?"

"Alright, thanks." Rainbow tried to stand but her slightly bloated belly refused to cooperate, Anon hesitantly walked over to her and helped her to her hooves. "Thanks... Um."

"Anonymous, but most call me Anon." Anon explained. "So, why are you leaving me alone anyways?"

"After the little stunt you pulled that trashed Twilight's library I just decided to avoid getting caught up in whatever trouble your in, I already have one crazy friend and I don't need another." Rainbow explained, to which Anon nodded.

"Alright then, say do you know where the Apple farm is?"

"Yeah, it's down that way." Rainbow pointed toward a dirt path that lead to a large orchard.

"Thanks, I'll see ya later I guess." Anon adjusted his loot chest and walked down the path, waving goodbye to the bloated pegasus. When he arrived he noticed the farm was abandon too, which drew out Anon's suspicions.

"(Anon, it's a trap.)" Anon's gut signaled by slightly tightening up.

"I know gut, I know... But I still have to rescue Pinkie." Anon said to his stomach, which surprisingly gurgled in response. "(Your funeral, bro.)"

Anon walked up to the large barn and slowly opened the doors, everything was pitch-black and dead silent which made Anon's ass clench to levels he never knew were possible. He was hesitant but eventually he spoke. "Fruit-cake? You in here?"

"Psst! Anny, over here!"

Anon smiled and slowly crept into the barn, just as he had made it a few feet inside the doors slammed shut behind him, a small light broke the darkness which grew brighter and brighter, and of all the ponies it was Twilight who made herself known.

"Aww, what's wrong Anny? Were you expecting somepony else?" Twilight mimicked Pinkie's voice flawlessly, most likely with that unfair unicorn magic of hers. "Don't worry Anny, we'd be honored to keep you company..."

"We?" Anon questioned, it was then that two new lights pierced the darkness, two new unicorns appeared on the left and right sides of the room with faces just as hungry as Twilights. "Oh, fuck me side-ways..."

"Oh Anny," Twilight said while fluctuating her voice, switching from Pinkie's to her own as she spoke. "That's suppose to be my line!"

Twilight's horn flared with raw magical light, blinding Anon from the sudden flash. Anon screamed as his eyes boiled in stinging pain, he started trashing about in an effort to try and defend his helpless condition from Twilight. Luckily for him he felt one of his uncoordinated kicks strike something that gave a shout in pain. Anon couldn't see but he guessed that he hit a leg since the victim fell with a thud.

"Owch! That really hurt!"

"Be careful, Lyra said they have strong legs!"

Anon's sight had slowly returned to him and he saw one of the unicorns rubbing her back-hoof in an effort to sooth the pain, the other unnamed unicorn was levitating a rake and standing in front of her friend defensively. "S-stay back! I mean it!"

Anon raised a brow in confusion, then a sly grin formed on his face. He started growling and slowly walked up to the now shaking mare, he grabbed the rake and ripped it from her magical grasp, throwing it across the room. Her shaking turned into trembling as Anon crept closer and closer. Once Anon was as close to her as he felt was needed he smiled with a wicked grin, showing his human canines which frightened the poor mare even further. Anon then licked his lips and chuckled sadistically. "You know, I've never eaten horse meat before..."

That was her breaking point, the mare screamed with an ear-shattering magnitude, grabbed her friend with her telekinesis and teleported away. Anon then turned to Twilight who was stomping her hooves in frustration. "You insolent baboon, why must you always ruin my plans!?"

"Because if I didn't you'd rape me?"

"... Well as true as that is, it doesn't matter anymore." Anon started to back away slowly, Twilight's horn started to glow a feint purple. "Because now, I have you right where I want you. Just you and me in a locked room with no way of escaping..." Anon was lifted by Twilight's magic and dragged to her. "I have you at check-mate, Anonymous. Now, I shall claim my prize..."

A blur flew by Twilight catching her attention away from Anon, she couldn't find anything else in the room so she turned back to Anon who was... Gone? "W-what the buck!?" Twilight looked around and noticed a cloaked figure holding a surprised Anon and gently laying him down. At first Twilight thought it was just Pinkie but then the thin crack between the neck garb and the hood revealed a small, red eye that pierced the darkness... And if that wasn't enough proof the figure stood up to it's full height, almost reaching Anon's in comparison. It was hard to see but judging by it's posture it stood on two legs like Anon, it's arms were hidden by the long sleeves and the cloak itself covered everything else so it was difficult to determine the creature's species let alone it's identity.

"W-who are you!?"

The figure didn't speak, instead it reeled it's arm back and threw out little pellets that burst into a strange smelling liquid. Twilight was coughing and hacking from the strange scent and for some reason felt very drowsy, after a solid fifteen seconds of coughing she passed out, causing the doors to unlock from the magic cut-off. The cloaked figure was the only one who was unaffected by the strange chemical, it slung the sleeping Anon over it's shoulder and dropped a small ball, it exploded in a burst of smoke and when the smokescreen cleared they were gone.

(An undetermined amount of time later)

Anon had awoken from his dreamless nap, he was in a bed with the cloaked figure staring out the window. "Um... hello?" The figure turned to Anon with a stoic gaze, it didn't respond. "Well, whoever you are, thanks for saving my ass from that crazy mare. I didn't even catch your name." The person remained silent, turning away from Anon. "Are you... gonna tell me your name?"

"Really, Anonymous? You don't even recognize me?" the figure said in a feminine voice. "I'm hurt, of all people I thought you'd recognize me..."

"Look, I'm sorry if I don't know who you are but I've been living in a world inhabited by-"

"Shizuki..." The person interrupted, causing Anon to pause for a brief moment.

"D-did you say..."

"Yes, I am Shizuki Natsu, do you remember me?"

"Your damn right I remember you! I had a restraining order placed on you, you damn stalker!"

"That wasn't very nice, Anon." She said in feign sorrow.

"Yeah, and neither is waking up tied to a bed with the cops busting down the door while your captor tries to escape through the window!"

"Anon, that was a long time ago." Shizuki retorted.

"That was literally two weeks ago! Wait, how the hell did you get here anyways!?"

"Oh Anon, nothing's impossible to achieve when you have determination, a magnetic particle manipulator, and one of the richest families in Tokyo." Shizuki removed her hood and revealed her short, cyan hair, and no that isn't her natural color either. Shizuki was an anime fan by heart and was a fan of a certain anime Anon couldn't remember, all he knew was it involved an angel who had had short, cyan hair and lived with a guy who was named after a tree. Anyways she knew Anon back during her college years when she transferred to Anon's school, one kind gesture later and she was Anon's licensed, full-time stalker. Now your probably thinking 'Why is Anon avoiding her?', well the problem itself was Shizuki. Now it wasn't because she was ugly, she's far from that. The reason he avoids her is because of her age, Anon was twenty-four last time he checked and Shizuki is around seventeen, not only is there a big age gap but by law she isn't even considered legal. Another question that bugged Anon to no end was how in the hell did an eleven year old girl manage to get into a college in the first place?

"Anon!"

"Ah, what!?"

"You need to pay attention Anon, I said get ready." Shizuki informed.

"Why?"

"Anon! Open up!" A voice shouted from behind the door, it sounded familiar but Anon couldn't quite put his finger on it. "C'mon Anny, open the door, I gotta pee!"

"Fruit-cake, is that you?"

"Open the door, Anny, this place only has one bathroom and it's in the bedroom!"

Anon opened the door and Pinkie rushed through and entered the bathroom across the room, Shizuki stared with a questioning gaze.

"Don't mind her, she's one of the good ones." I told her, which she responded by nodding. Pinkie soon left the bathroom with a hop to her step and a flushing sound.

"Whew, that was a close one. I didn't think I was gonna make it... Oh, hey Anny! Who's your friend?"

"That's Shizuki, she's an accomplice I met back on Earth. She's also my stalker." Shizuki smacked the back of Anon's head and glared at him. "Stop calling me a stalker, I'm the only hope you have at surviving... whatever you got yourself into, so it would be wise for you to shut your mouth before I lose my patience."

"I suppose your right about that, your the best fighter out of all of us here... Just keep your hands to yourself, I can't trust you yet." Shizuki nodded to Anon, removing her cloak in favor of the clothes she wore underneath which was her trademark fighting gi she always wears. Another notable detail to mention is Shizuki is a dedicated martial artist. Anon's never seen her in action but most of the time the ones who get to see her skills are usually the victims of her onslaught. Plus with the help of her rich family she was only taught by the best of the best and nothing less of that, this scared Anon because the only thing keeping him from waking up in a full body cast with a feeding tube in his neck was Shizuki's undying love for him which served as his sole protection.

"So... Anybody got a plan on what to do next?"

Pinkie and Shizuki shook their heads.

"Alright... Fruit-cake, when's this whole thing gonna blow over?"

"I think this is the last day, so if we can make it to sunrise we'll be home free!" Pinkie said, which caused Anon to smile.

"Alright then, since it's the last day of this I say we go off with a bang!" Anon took Shizuki's hand and looked at her with a serious face. "Shizuki, I'm gonna need your help in this, are you up to the challenge?"

Shizuki just stood there blushing like a tomato, Anon snapped his fingers to reel her back into reality. "Focus Casanova, I need your full attention for this, if it fails I'm a goner!"

"I understand, what do you need me to do?"

"Simple, just watch me from this window and wait for my signal, you'll know what to do." Anon left the room and opened the front door, he didn't really know where he was but it was definitely in Ponyville and it had a lot of mares waiting for him. They all stared at Anon while he just stood there with a cocky smirk.

"Stallion!"

They all charged at him, Anon raised his arm up with his hand flat and facing up signing them to stop, for an odd reason they stopped dead in their tracks. "Hey Shizuki, wanna know why they're after me!? They wanna have sex with me before you ever get to!"

Everything was quiet, a little too quiet perhaps. Anon simply stood there looking at his fingernails with that smug look like the confident little prick he was. "Three, two, one, aaand..." Anon pointed at the front door and it exploded in broken wood and sawdust, when the dust cleared a fist was sticking out of the frame with the owner of said fist hidden in the unlit home interior. Surprisingly, the hand retracted and another human walked out of the house, it's eyes were hidden by it's cyan bangs but the small frown it had showed it was not a happy camper.

"Oh my Celestia... It's... Another human!"

"Yurusenai..." Shizuki spoke in a whisper, her fist clenching in quiet rage. The mares could barely pick up on what she said so one had asked the question no pony else dared to ask.

"What did you sa-"

"Yurusenai!!"

Shizuki grabbed a pipe from the house's frame and ripped it clean off the wall, she spun it above her head at rapid speeds for a roughly five seconds then she swiped it across the dirt road, kicking up dirt and showing just how badass she truly was. "Dare ga ikutsu ka o nozonde iru!?"

The mares wouldn't dare speak after that display, a few moments passed and Shizuki huffed in frustration and readied her weapon. "Bakkin, watashi ga saisho no ketsueki ishi kimeru..."

"Um... My japanese is a bit rough but I think she said in order 'Unforgivable' then she asked 'who wants some' or something along those lines and finally I think she said 'Fine, I will decide first blood'... So yeah, you really pissed her off and... Well, I'd start running if I were you." Shizuki rushed past Anon and smacked a poor mare in the side of the head with her improvised staff, knocking her out in one fatal blow. Shizuki then turned toward the crowd, glaring at them with crimson irises that dared the ponies to retaliate against her and see what would happen. The mares scattered, screaming in fear of the new human that could easily destroy them with the flick of her wrist. When all the mares entered their respective houses and barricaded their doors Shizuki nodded to herself and walked over to Anon.

"Kisushite!"

"Speak the King's English, dammit!"

"I said, kiss me!"

"No, you got a big, hairy bug on your face." The moment Anon said that Shizuki screamed and smacked her own face with her weapon on instinct, effectively knocking herself out and giving herself a large welt on her forehead. Anon looked down at her and shook his head. "Jeez... What am I gonna do with you?" Anon knew better than to just ditch her so he picked her up bridal style and made his way toward Fluttershy's cottage, but then he realized that he forgot something. "Fruit-cake! Grab my loot chest and bring it over to Fluttershy's place, and don't steal any of it!"

"Gotcha covered, Anny!"

Anon continued his walk knowing his loot was in safe hooves, however, he stopped when a purple hoof grabbed his shoulder. "Where do you think your going?" Twilight spun Anon around and drew her hoof back for a punch, but right as she was ready Shizuki's fist nailed her in the jaw, knocking her lights out. Anon looked down at Shizuki who looked up at him with a single half-open eye and a cute grin.

"You little faker..." Was Anon angry? Yes. But could he stay mad at that face?... Well, he could try, but it would only end in failure. So like the lone survivor in an apocalypse movie, Anon walked off into the sunrise with the wind blowing against him and the satisfaction of knowing he made it, that he beat the estrus...

"Are... Are you angry at me, Anon?"

"Sigh... No, I'm not angry at you. I mean, you did save my ass two or three times... Hell, I should be thanking you." Shizuki snuggled into Anon's arms, she felt a little better knowing Anon wasn't mad at her and decided to enjoy herself. Anon rolled his eyes and spoke to her."You know your more trouble than your worth, right?"

"Yep, but that's what you and me have in common, Anon." Shizuki said, winking at Anon with a mischievous smile.

"Touche, Shizuki, touche..."

Shizuki rolled her head against Anon's chest, closing her eyes and snuggling further into him. "I love you, Anon."

"I know, kid... I know..."

Author's Note

SURPRISE!!!

Anon get's an adorable Japanese yandere-ish new friend! Now I will admit this new character isn't made from scratch, she's actually based off of a side character from one of my scraped stories I created when I first got into writing fanfiction which I may post in the future... Maybe. Now the previous Shizuki had some changes compared to the current Shizuki, like how the previous one was much less subtle with her advances on the main character, had a large spiked Kanabo, high pain tolerance, was part of a ninja squad, and usually ended up being tazed by the main character when she got a bit too touchy. Am I brilliant or am I brilliant?...

Don't answer that.

Anyway, this will be the last part in this three part chapter of actual story plot so now I must wait for my brain to cool down and concoct another good idea, see you guys two nanoseconds before yesterday!

P.S. I'm sorry if my Japanese is a little off, I'm still learning and it's a surprisingly difficult language. Also yes, Shizuki is an official main character... God help us, but more specifically help Anon. That is all.