DMX and Applejack, the Annotated Series!

Pinkie Pie's eyes fluttered open excitedly. It was a brand new day, a brand new chance for happiness and laughter! She jumped out of bed, not even bothering to take off the covers because they flew off as she jumped out of her bed, landing nimbly on two legs. She yawned and stretched enthusiastically, her muscles loosening and relaxing. She rushed to the window, parting the blinds. It was a sunny day, the sky was cloudless, Rainbow Dash was taking a nap in a tree, having finished her job last night. The bees buzzed, the birds chirped, the sun continued peaking as it rose, the crisp breeze gently swaying the branch Dashie was resting on, almost like a rocking crib. Pinkie Pie pushed open the window, poking her head outside, a look of excitement on her pink smiley rubber and cotton candy face.

"Good morning, Dashie!" Pinkie hollered towards the tree Dash was napping in. Rainbow's eyes shot open, Pinkie's morning greeting shocking her from sleep. She shook as the startling noise went to her brain, shaking the tree branch.

"Whooah!" Rainbow Dash screamed as she found herself plummeting to the ground, barely awake. She hit the ground with an Oof!, and after a second, she slowly crawled to her fours, looking up to the window where Pinkie was to chew her out for waking her up like this, only to find that she had already disappeared.

Pinkie ran down the stairs that lead from her room to the halls of the back end of Sugarcube Corner at a pace that would make Sonic the Hedgehog jealous. She honed her stamina to make a sharp turn into the doorway of the Cake Twins, who were barely waking up as well. Trotting to their crib, she swooped both of them up in her arms in one continuous motion, holding them both close to her soft chest.

"Hey Pound! Hey Pumpkin!" The two of them were still half asleep, but managed to muster the consciousness to giggle lightly in response to her presence. She began rapidly kissing each of them in the forehead, going faster with every contact. It slightly tickled the infant ponies, gradually waking them more, their tiny warm bodies wriggling in Pinkie's grip. Pinkie ceased her kissing of the babies to address Mr. and Mrs. Cake, who had just trotted into the room, smiling warmly at the scene of affection.

"Oh Pinkie, dear. Why are you-" She was cut off as she found herself and her husband wrapped in the warm embrace of Pinkie's arms, hugging the two of them gently, careful not to squeeze too hard.

She wasn't excited about anything, this was what she was normally like in the mornings... and everypony hated it. But her casual and average lovely day was cut short from shouts of agony coming from outside.

“No, not the bees, AHHH!” shouted Rainbow Dash. Pinkie looked out the window and saw that not only had Dash fallen from the tree, but it seemed a whole hive had fallen alongside her and a cloud of the little stinging bugs were swarming around and giving chase to the dashing pegasus.

Pinkie Pie, -as the paragon of happiness and laughter that she was- would have jumped out the window without notice to try and help her dear friend. She would have, but she didn’t. She, herself, felt herself begin to swoon and feel unnaturally light headed as though the ordeal was affecting her just as equally. She felt herself falling over, hitting the ground. She had fainted.

Lolzor, the Meme Lord, heard Dashie's cries of pain from the other side of Ponyville, cringing at the noise of a possible threat. He looked in the direction the vile noise omitted from. He couldn't detect what it was.

"Pedovision... activate!" His face went limp as his eyes became huge and he gained a somewhat chubby appearance, enabling him to see through the buildings separating him from the source of the noise like they were made of glass. He saw it, Rainbow Dash running in circles, attempting to lose the swarm of bees attacking her. Lolzor had the information he needed.

Lolzor promptly donned the bear suit he had "acquired" from some hobo a while back, and leapt into the air, going full power, leaving behind a pixel rainbow, flying to the ensuing chaos at full speed.

“The bees, ahh! They’re in my eyes! Killing me won’t bring back your honey!” Dash yelled at the bees as she continued to get stung by over eleventy billion of them.

Upon arrival, Lolzor waited as Rainbow Dash ran right to him, and once he was close, he decked Dash right in the jaw with a sick right hook that harnessed all the strength of Nicholas Cage from Kick-Ass! And then Lolzor ran away, with all the speed of a wild, untamed Nicholas Cage from Ghostrider!

The Cake parents, still staring at the mysteriously unconscious, decided to help the now unconscious Rainbow Dash. Mr Cake dragged her to the local Ponyville Hospital while Mrs Cake stayed to watch over the cake babies and the limp but unhurt Pinkie Pie.

At the hospital, it was the usual rigamarole, given Dash’s history of treating the place like it had a revolving door. All the necessary forms were already signed for such an expected visit. She was brought to what was termed the Rainbow Room, which, contrary to the name -which sounds like it’d be a sick restaurant run by mobsters- was actually adopted by the hospital exclusively because of Dash’s frequent visits.

About an hour later, the emergency contact of Rainbow Dash arrived, much to the stares and raised brows of the other staff, and arrived in the room to a swollen and resting Rainbow Dash.

“What up, my Nuckas?!” Dash’s visitor yelled out, waking her so abruptly that she rolled over onto the floor. She peeled her bruised face from the floor, looking up to discover that her boyfriend, satire specialist and professional racist Rucka Rucka Ali was now in the room, as he was used to every time she was hospitalized. He looked down on her with a brow raised.

"Shit, you alright?" he asked with concern.

"No." Rainbow Dash groaned, her pains returning. Rucka looked up to find Nurse Redheart glaring at him menacingly, similar to that Spongebob Squarepants character up there. Rucka shivered and returned his gaze to the damsel in distress below him. She simply looked up at him, still hurting. Sometimes she wondered about this guy...