DMX and Applejack have been close friends for nearly two years now, and somewhere along the way, DMX manages to get AJ addicted to crack. Can Trixie find them on the streets of Los Santos before AJ destroys herself, and Buu kills Lolzor?

A collaboration with Theobservantpilgrim. Special thanks to QuantumPinkie, who inspired Lolzor, the character, with QuantumPinkie. On the anatomy charts: 1.- 5.

Thank you.

Critic quotes:

hilarious in a WTF way.
- DerpyMuffin7

rucka rucka ali...love it!
- Jumbo Hooves

so bad, it is good
- Thunder Lightning

What the ever-loving fuck is this.
- Aurora Dimmet

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