Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

~John POV~

I woke up

"Owwwww... My head... What happened?" Asked John, holding one hand to his helmet.

"I got slightly angry..."

"Oh... This blows any chance we had of a truce."

"Yeahhhh..."

KABOOM

"Woah! What was th-" John started but was interrupted by two manticore's jumping on him, "JESUS"

He kicked them off and stuck one with a plasma grenade which exploded and sent chunks of meat everywhere and pulled out a Battle rifle, shooting the second in the leg twice and then threw a frag grenade at it, explodanating it.

"Nice!"

"Thanks." Said John, "It had a lot to do with adrenaline."

"Im gonna remember th-"

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Screamed John, being shot with lasers by Twilight and Pinkie.

JOHN, BUBBLE SHIELD!

"GOT IT!" John shouted, activating the Bubble Shield.

"Dang Nabbit!" Exclaimed Applejack

'Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...'

He deactivated the Bubble shield and threw a void bomb at them. They were too suprised to do anything so in the confusion so he air blasted them into the sky, jumped after them and air blasted again, sending them to Ponyville. Violently.

~Berry Punch POV~

The Mane six suddenly landed right next to me...

"Im drunk."

~Twilight POV~

"What...Happened..." Moaned Twilight

Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep

"Well, You have a minor fracture in your left and right foreleg, all of your ribs are bruised, and you won't be able to use magic for a week or two." Answered Nurse Tenderheart.

"..."

And she fainted.

~???~

"Soon..."