A dark summer night, with a thunderstorm coming. A well-dressed butler introduces six complete strangers, all under pseudonyms, to a very cocky stallion named Mr. Boddy. It is revealed that he's been blackmailing all of them for quite sometime. After he threatens to expose their secrets if he is turned over to the police, he turns up dead. Chaos ensues as they try to figure out who among them is responsible.
This fic is a crossover of Clue: The Movie, 1985 movie based off the classic board game.

WARNING! Some immoderate language, sexual hints, and references to certain things that exist in our world.
There is some genderbending, ponification of fictional characters, things that don't exist in Equestria that are there because they are essential plot elements, and behaviors not consistent with the canon ponies.