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The eleven friends sat in a circle around the magical shrooms in the middle. Joe the chunky Mexican with dark hair that hung down into his eyes wore a grey hoodie and blue jeans. Colon who was white had hair similar to Joe's style but was dirty blonde and he had a black hoodie that was unzipped and showed off his red Rarity is watching you shirt and had on worn out blue jeans. Jake who was also white had on cargo shorts and a blue short sleeved shirt that read poke me and had short tidy brown hair and had freckles allover his face. Then Josh who was black had a mini fro that was black and had a white short sleeved shirt on and had blue shorts on. Kris who was very pale had a short sleeved shirt on that had a sillhouette of Rainbow Dash and said brony on it was wearing the same thing his dumb ass self always had on cargo shorts and had dark really curly hair even though it was short. Then there was Wade who was white and had long blonde hair that hung in his eyes had on a DC shirt and was wearing black cargo shorts. Ryan who was tan and the tallest on had on shorts similar to Wades but he had on a bland blue shirt. Then there was Noah the white midget and had on skinny jeans and a dark hoodie and a beanie with and orange stripe at the bottom which his his blonde hair. There was also Exavior who had on a black short sleeved shirt and had on blue jeans and had long curly black hair not has curly has Kris' but still cury but he was very very white. Kevin was also there and he had on a white hoodie with random marks on it and he had on blue jeans and was white with short blonde hair. Then there was Tiger the thick black man with his Dragon ball z button up shirt and had on his blue jeans.
Tiger then said "Magical my ass." He picked up the shroom and passed out. Tiger awoke in Equastria and grabbed his glasses and stood up and looked around then he said "Ponies, really of everything it could have been its ponies, god when Kris gets here he is going to freak." He only knew this was Equastria because of the amount of pony rule thirty-four he has seen then he turned around and saw the cutie mark crusaders and then Tiger said "Hey have you seen anybody who looks kinda like me." He was wondering if his friends had pussied out or were just really slow then he looked at the cutie mark crusaders.
Then they started to morph into a abortion that shouldn't be alive and it had twelve limbs and three heads and it started to sprout tentacles out of its back and then the abortion crusader said "Prepare your anus." It charged at Tiger who began to run while screaming "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!" The creature easily caught up to him and grabbed his legs with its tentacles making him trip, then it rolled him over. Tiger was about to scream until the abortion crusader stuck a tentacle into his mouth and started to thrust it deeper into his throat. Then another tentacle pulled his pants down. Three tentacles then shot up his black ass and started to thrust in he tried to screem only to swallow more head, then worms started to crawl out of the ground and into his dick. Tiger was being hit repeatedly by wave after wave of pain and pleasure as the worms explored their new-found home. Then the abortion crusader said "I'm going to cum until you die." Tiger then started to feel the tentacles throb in his mouth and anus, then he thought no please no, then he started to feel the warm liquid flow into him. It didn't stop and he felt like he was going to bust open and then he looked down and heard a rip and saw his somach just busted open and then he felt his spine being tugged on and his head started to slip off and he then felt the invading objects leave his body.
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Meanwhile in the real world
Tigers friends stared at his body and then Kris said happily "Now its our turn." Then Colon said "Yep." They all popped the shrooms into their mouths and then they passed out. They got up in a circle and then they looked at their surroundings then Colon, Kris, Joe, Wade, and Noah all brohoofed and yelled out in pure excitment "We're in Equastria!!" Then the others got up and started saying things like "Fuck me." "Fuck." "God Damnit." "Son of a bitch." "FML." But that all stopped as soon as they laid eyes on Tiger.
They all walked up except Kris who had started to bounce around and then Colon kneeled by Tiger and said "Who did this to you." Tiger whisered "Th-the cu-cutie mark cru-crusaders and their ten-ten-tentac..." He died and then Colon let a single tear flow from his eye and then he looked at Kris who was still bouncing around happily then Colon said "Kris will you stop fucking bouncing." Kris shook his head and continued to bounce until Joe charged at him and tackled him to the ground which resulted in Kris going into a fit of laughter, then Joe smacked him, Kris still laughed. Then Kevin said "Come the fuck on Kris stop laughing we are in a land of faggotry."
Kris only laughed harder then Josh said "Yeah man I mean Tiger is dead and... what the hell there is a fucking worm crawling out of his fucking dick what the fuck!?!?!" Kris started to laugh so hard that his side started to hurt then he looked at Noah who was shaking his head in dissapointment. Then they looked at Jake who was fucking a tree he looked at them and said "Its because I'm a Druid isn't it." They all sighed and looked away as Jake finished off the tree. Ryan then looked up and said "Well we are totally fucked I only have sixteen shots in this pistol." Then Joe got off of Kris and said "Don't fucking start bouncing again okay." Kris nodded and got up and said "I kinda want to go see Ponyville." Then Wade yelled "Why the fuck would you want to go see Ponyviile look at Tiger he was killed by three cunt muffined foals why the hell would you want to go to Ponyville." Then Kris said "Maybe we can find the way out." They all understood his reasoning and nodded. Then Noah said "That is true but we will probably die instead and end up like Tiger." They all shivered as the realism hit them like a freight train to the ass hole.
But they were unaware of the blue eyes watching them. Then Colon said "So what if we die if we stay here we are all going to die anyways so what is the purpose." They all nodded and got ready for the relatively short trip ahead.
Okay I'm done for today if you enjoy this story then your probably going to hell but mine will be worse because I wrote this and asked myself why Celestia why. But yeah enjoy comment if you notice anything wrong I don't know when the next on will be up if this is approved. This only gets more graphic and it only gets worse for these dumbass' and I am one of them, try to guess who I am to.
The views expressed in this story are not those of the writer or characters
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Colon was the first to stand up from his slumped sitting position. "Hey guys so when are we planning to head to Ponyville?" The others all pondered this then Kris jumped up and said "We should go now." "No we should wait for night." Joe said instantly wearing his regular face of a retarded scowl. "Well if we wait for night the ponies have an advantage of using their hearing to get us." Joe seemed taken back by this and then he heard grunts. "Come on really now of all times are you fucking serious!" Joe was quite pissed about the noises, then he said "Ok stop right now." Has he walked toward the noise he noticed that it wasn't that type of grunt.
"Help guys my foot is stuck." Joe sped up and jumped through the bush to see something very strange. He saw Noah but his foot was stuck in a flesh light. "What the hell Noah why would you bring that here of all the places here what the hell is your problem." Noah looked at Joe and said "I didn't bring it here it just flew from a tree and grabbed my foot." Joe sighed and walked over to remove the pocket pussy. Then he felt something hit his leg and he tripped.
Joe looked down and gasped has he saw that a flesh light was attached to his leg he tried pulling it off but was met by a very disgusting slurping noise. Then has soon as he finished pulling it off it ripped a hole in his jeans. "Fuck you magical flesh light thing that is evil I think?" Then he looked at it and noticed it was blue and looked similar to a horse vagina. He didn't want to remember how he knew this though. But the pony flesh light had other ideas.
It slammed into his lips with its lips basically a kiss except with a magical possessed blue pony vag flesh light. He couldn't open his mouth either then more and more flesh lights came from the trees. Now all of the new wet flesh lights attached onto the two who couldn't move some how. "Hey what are you guys doing over there?" Said Colon but as soon has he got close and saw all of the creepy orgasming flesh lights. Then Joe raised a hand basically calling out for help, then Colon looked at all of the flesh lights and thought, hot damn. Then Colon noticed that Joe and the other guy were stuck in the gewy flesh light attack.
He couldn't tell who the other guy was but he looked has if he was dieing Colon thought, well it would suck to drown in fake flesh lights that magically came. He decided to go save the other guy but has he pulled on the flesh light but it wouldn't give way. Then fifty more flesh lights came out of no where and knocked Colon off his feet. The juices were to powerful and Colon flew and hit a tree with his arm and the bone snapped. Colon fell to the ground as the juices stopped and the flesh lights surrounded him. They then attached to his body.
Ryan was next to stumble upon the bodies one was unmoving the other two were barely even breathing though. He pointed his gun at the unmoving body first. He pulled the trigger only to be met by the burst of confetti "What the fuck why is it shooting confetti?!?!" He then pointed it down and shot but this time it was an actual bullet and it unfortunately hit his foot. "OOOOOOWWWWWWW MOTHER FUCKER GOD DAMNIT RAZZLE FRAZZLE WHORES CHILD BITCH." He screamed as he hopped around in a circle now holding his injured foot. The magical flesh lights grew wings and flew off of the drowning people.
Joe sat up and started to spit out some of the juices from the one that molested his mouth. Colon sloowly got to his feet and looked at his arm and muttered "Fuck me." His arm was sticking out of the skin then he walked towards Noah ignoring his pain. He walked up and said "Noah are you okay." Noah sat there then Kris burst through the bush and knelt down beside Noah. He then closed Noah’s eyes and said "He died a honorable death. We should all wish we cou-" "He died by drowning in FUCKING FLESH LIGHT ORGASMS!!! How is that honorable?!" Joe shouted interrupting Kris. "Well Joe it just seems like the thing you would say in a situation like this." Ryan was still hoping on his foot and then he said "He didn't die an honorable death and how the fuck of all times is this the time to say that?" Kris just stood up and shrugged and wiped the juices off on a nearby tree.
Then Jake ran up and said "What is it my druid senses are tingling. Holy dead body batman." "God damnit this is not the time for batman references I mean seriously." Joe said then Jake replied "But you don't even believe in god." "I don't give a fuck." Joe finished saying then Colon said "Hey can you quit bitching at each other and help me and my arm." Kris turned and looked at his friend and shrugged. Kris walked up and pulled on the arm causing it to separate making Colon try to jerk his arm away, but Kris held his grip. Then Kris realigned the bone and put it back into Colon's flesh making Colon cringe a bit. Then Kris took Colon's hoody and ripped the other sleeve off and tied it around the broken bone and made a sling.
Colon smiled as he felt relieved and smiled. "Thanks Kris." Kris just shrugged and said "No problem but lets go to Ponyville seriously." The people looked around and then Joe said "Well I'm soaked in orgasms so yeah lets go." The small group decided to go to Ponyville because it would be easier to sneak in unnoticed. So they began the walk it wasn't that long but it still was not fun. Then Kris spotted something though and it was a rainbow he ran into the town at top speed then he spotted the cyan mare and shouted "Hey RAINBOW DASH can you sign my shirt." The mare looked at Kris confused and said "Sure anything for a fan." Kris excitedly jumped into the air about four feet high and shouted "YES!!" Then he landed down beside her and took a pen out of his cargo shorts pocket.
Kris then turned around and let her sign his back then he turned around and she was a more bluish color if that’s even possible even her man had turned blue everything about her was blue. Then she said in a demonic voice "Prepare to lose your soul." Kris smiled the thought of losing his soul to his favorite of the mane six drove him insane. He then cheerily said "YEY." In a hushed attempt at shouting. "Umm how is this a good thing?" Rainbow Dash asked completely confused at why he wasn't feeling horrified. "Because your the best flyer and if you steal my soul I get to be in your presence forever." The final part sent him over edge and he hoped he would never wake up. Then Rainbow Dash got her normal colors back and flew over to Ryan instead and said "Celestia do you seriously have to kill the moment man seriously." Then she went over to Ryan who had attempted to shoot her multiple times only to get confetti bullets. He continually muttered the word "Fuck." Every time he failed, then he noticed Rainbow Dash was getting close to him. He then pulled his trigger trying to shoot only to be met by another burst of confetti. Then he screamed "FUCK IT!!"
He threw the gun down has hard as he could and it shot a bullet directly to the gemstones that in every mans mind should be indestructible. His knees buckled and he fell to the ground bleeding from his Christmas sack. Then Rainbow Dash laughed and said "It looks like your bag lost its tricks." She then laughed harder the guys just looked at her confused and thinking, how is that funny. Then she got closer and kissed Ryan on the lips his whole entire body turned BLUE even his hair was BLUE. Rainbow Dash then got her rainbow colors back and Kris shouted "Can you steal my soul." Rainbow Dash sighed and said "Fuck you cunt for brains." She then flew off at dazzling speeds.
"Why couldn't she steal my soul hmph." He pouted and fell down on his ass with his arms crossed. Then the others rushed up to Ryan leaving Kris to pout. "Ryan are you there can you hear me." Colon searched for a heart beat but couldn't find one then he sighed and said "Come on Kris we're going back to Everfree forest." Kris shook his head and continued to sit still.
"Oh look its princess Luna and she is wearing socks." Kris stood up and instantly sprinted headfirst into the forest but unfortunately ended up headfirst into a tree and fell down bleeding from his forehead. "Well that was fun." He instantly jumped up to his feet looked at Colon who was jogging back into Everfree forest. "Your an asshole you know that." Kris shouted at Colon but he noticed something in one of the buildings there was a pink pony with a down mane staring at them angrily. Kris just shrugged it off and carefully walked back into Everfree forest.
When they got back the sun was going down and the others had a campfire started and had buried Tigers dead body. Then Joe, Colon, Kris, and Jake sat down and sighed then Wade asked "Hey where is Ryan and Noah?" Kris sighed and put his palm on his forehead in some gesture representing that Wade had just done something stupid. "They're dead Noah drowned in magic flesh light orgasms and Ryan had his soul stolen." Wade frowned and let his sadness get over him but he laid down and said "I'm going to sleep because this place is horrible."
The others agreed and laid down wanting to get some sleep. They all laid down but Kris stayed up a little longer and he looked into the shadows and said "Just fucking bring it." The pony that had been watching from the shadows ran away and wondered how Kris had seen it. This had to be reported to the master the pony thought. Kris then laid and slipped into a mood of anger and depression. On top of all of that he slept rather peacefully through the night.
Yey chapter two for those of you who like this story might revise your choices don't mind the all capital blue it was just to mess with someone and I have one thing to say to him sorry. Okay but yeah that is now out of the way time to work on WOE fuck my life grr. Oh well lets go and get that chapter done tommorow maybe hopefully I am getting off early so I can only hope and I enjoy all comments even if you have bad grammar yourself don't be afraid to comment and say hey you messed up here and here. But untill next time lets go play SCP if you don't know what that is look it up. (OH no it's poke hidden.) Does any one know what that means.
Everyone was begging to wake up Colon sat up and said "Fuck it isn't a dream." Joe then said "Shut up fuck face." Wade then sat up quietly and wandered off to take a piss. Exavior then sat up his messy black hair getting into his eyes. Jake sat up then wandered off to probably go rape another tree. Josh just kept sleeping not wnting to wake up and face the day. Kris then sat up and frowned. Wade then came back and joined the group and said "So what will today's failure of a plan take us to." Colon stood up and said "I still think we should go to ponyville and just try to avoid the ponies and not get anally raped." Kevin then sat up and said "Well fuck it why not." Colon, Exavior, Joe, Kris, Kevin, and Wade then set out for an adventure that would most likely get them all killed.
Thirty minutes later in ponyville
"So what are we looking for here in ponyville exactly?" Asked Kevin "I don't fucking know just look for something that could be a way back." Colon said then took the lead into ponyville their idiotic idea was already in play. "SO where should we look first?" Asked a curious Joe "Well maybe Sugar cube corner." Colon answered feeling a tad bit giddy about meeting pinkie pie. "Well this will be just peachy won't it." Said Kris, Colon then lead the group through ponyville which was odly unihabitated. They continued to walk through the desolated town "So why are we going to sugar cube corner?" Asked curious Joe "Will you stop asking retarded fucking questions god your almost has bad as that dumbass Derpy Hooves I mean what the fuck is it with people and their ubsestion with that cum-guzzling whore." Said an agravated Kris "Don't you fucking talk shit about Derpy she is adorabe better then that prostitute Rainbow Dash." Said a now furious Joe "Well better a prostitute then a slut you numb fuck." Said Kris with a devilsh grin "You now what go die in a hole." Said a fuming Joe "I already did." said Kris "You know what fuck you!" Joe shouted then tackled Kris. They were then rolling around on the ground fighting eachother. "What the hell come on guy's just stop fighting." Said Colon, then Kris and Joe stopped the random attacks stood up and brushed the dust off themselves.
"So can we get back to walking now or are we going to stand around and keep bitchin'." Kris said "Well w-" Colon was cut off by many stomping noises approaching him "QUIT YOUR BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!" Yelled a charging hairy minataur that most knew has Iron Will "OH FUCK!!" Screamed Colon the group then started to run has fast has they could but Iron Will was faster. Fortunatly for them they had that 'OH SHIT I'M ABOUT TO DIE I SHOULD MOVE' sensation keeping them at a pace just ever so slightly then the minataur shouted "YOU SHALL FACE MY CAPS LOCK!!" Shouted the minataur the group only barely managed to keep running. Then the group saw a large split in the ground Joe just managed to stop "Guy's we're not going to be able to clear that without dying." Said Joe "Better then taking on a fucking minataur!" Kris said, then jumped he barely managed to make the gap landed on his feet then fell face first gasping for air. Colon was the next to jump and he barely made it and repeated Kris' act. Every one soon coppied the act except for Joe. Exavior was next to jump almost every one had jumped. Exavior then jumped but unlike every one else he tripped and fell into the pit and well continued to scream untill the splatter was heard. Joe then screamed "NOOOO!!!" The minataur then laughed and said "Don't worrry you will die a worse death you dumb fuck." "Oh fuck." Joe said as Iron Will lifted him into the air and smashed Joe's skull then threw the body into the chasm. Then Iron Will casually walked away. Colon, Kris,Kevin, and Wade passed out on the cobble road.
A couple of hours later.
"Where the hell are we." Kevin said "No fucking idea." Kris responeded they were both bound tightly and couldn't move any part of their bodies then the lights flickered on "I want to play a game." Said a very insane pink mare "OoohI would just love to play game especially if it involves cupcakes." Kris said sarcastically causing the mare to frown a tad bit "Aww don't you like playing games." Pinkie said while revieling the room around them which was covered with grotesque decorations "Ohh no I just love this game were you cut us open and make us into treats that you feed ponies." Kris answered sarcastically Pinkie frowned again then smiled and said "Lets cut out that pretty tongue of yours." Kris then stuck his tongue out and let it hang limply and Pinkie said "Why aren't you resisting?" "Because why resist you would've only pulled my tngue out and what is the purpose of life living here longer will only make the torment last longer." This comment made Pinkie frown has she relized he wouldn't scream at her or cry for mercy "Well your no fun." Pinkie said while cutting Kris down then Pinkie said "Go release your other friends I just want this one." Kris then walked off leaving Kevin alone with Pinkie, Kevin then looked down and realized that he was naked and that Pinkie walked over to him with a butcher knife in her mouth Kevin had loosened his binds though and when pinkie got close he broke the bounds holding him and picked up Pinkie and threw her towards the ground and when her flank was exposed Kevin put it in her booooty whoooole. Pinkie then laughed as little jagged pieces of blades came out of her colon and pointed inwards and she said "Listen why would you have been naked if I didn't like asodamy." Kevin's lip quivered has he realized what she meant then Pinkie said "Now if you stop I will rip your dick off." Kevin then began to silently cry as the razor sharp blade removed from his dick but moved with it. The sex carried late into the night until Kevin accidentally fell on his ass and had his dick removed and started to bleed to death.
The group returned to the Everfree forest not knowing what had happened to their friends. They soon arrived into Everfree forest they just sat down and saw that Jake and Josh had started eating something and they soon got some of the food and ate too. They all soon went to sleep though.
OMG everypony I actually got the chapter done finally but I need you to vote on who should die next are the chapter won't come out. I hope you have fun reeding this may Lauren Faust forgive me
