Well, we're jumpin right into the Hell part as a damned soul must do the task assigned to him in order to reach Heaven. Unfortunately, that would include getting a signature from both Queen Chrysalis and Princess Celestia to form a truce between their respective lands. This also takes place in a time where war might be immanent.
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I feel like there should be more stuff here, isn't this the 'Long Description'? Um… let's see….
Uh, there's a romance somewhere in here, I suppose. Um…

Oh, and it's a comedy, a few dark jokes, main character is a bit of an asshole… also, human story barely involves any humans… sort of…

Uh, well… Yeah I got nothing to add really. Hell, if you're still reading this, I guess it means you don't have much time on your hands.

So, how was your day? Good? Meh-ish? Alright then.

The funny thing is that this story is going to be meh-ish at best, so maybe… ah crap, I had a joke for that line, but I forgot it. I'm going to end up remembering it later but be too lazy to go back and edit it.

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Wow, still reading? Y'know, I sort of get the feeling this bunch of blather might scare most readers off, and if this whole wall of nonsense doesn't appeal to you, then by all means leave. I apologize for not having the best creative mind to fill these things.

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Well, I've put it off long enough, time to start writing.