[size=1.5em]GOING UNDER REWRITE SOMETIME SOON… MAYBE. [/size]

Some people just piss me off, or is it ponies? Whatever, all that matters is that Celestia is going to get my shoe so far up her ass that she will be shitting out the wrong way.

I suppose I should probably explain myself. Well, for starters I wasn't always in this land called Equestria. I'm originally just your everyday guy from earth, well, if going to Anime conventions dressed up as a character from a anime is normal by your book.

I was cosplaying the main character from my favorite anime Yu Yu Hakusho. To my surprise I came across this mysterious merchant who had a perfect copy of the Concentration Ring from the show for sell. I of course bought it, but unfortunately for me I blacked out soon after. The last thing I heard was a chuckle from the Merchant I bought the ring from.

I woke up to this strange ass world populated by ponies, and somehow I was now the character I was cosplaying. I like any other sensible human being panicked. Needless to say the inhabitants were not to happy of that, and the ruler of said inhabitants thought it would be cool to encase me in stone for the next thousand years.

Now that I'm free that bitch is going to get it.