I groaned as my body woke itself up from my slumber. I lifted myself to a sitting position. I hopped down from the bed, rubbing my groggy eyes. With a yawn, I walked out the door, but stopped due to the sound off conversation. I couldn't make out the words, but 3 of the voices were voices I have never herd before. Shrugging my shoulders, I started to walk down the steps.

"I don't know Twi, he's up stares if ya wana wa-" But I cut Applejack off.

"Good morning." Everyone in the room froze at my entrance. Applejack was sitting on a sofa with a lavender horse with a small crown, while two bigger horses were standing beside them, also wearing crowns, but bigger. These two screwed with my mind a bit. Both of them had manes that was somewhat transparent. That's not all though, they both also seemed to flow, but there was no wind at all! "The hell?" I said.

"David!" The lavender horse said excitedly, but also semi-creepily, "I've herd so much about you! Applejack was right, you are taller then Celestia! Ahh, no offence Celestia." She laughed nervously.

"Its alright Twilight, now," she turned towards me, "I am Princess Celestia, riser of the sun and Co ruler of Equestria." she said with a smile.

"I am Luna, riser of the moon and Co ruler of Equestria." The dark blue horse said.

"And I'm Twilight Sparkle! Princess of Friendship!" the lavender one said.

"Really," I thought "The Princess of Friendship? You have got to be shitting me." I looked at the Celestia and asked, "Celest- er Princess Celestia, the country I'm in is Equestria, right?" She nodded, "Good, I'm going to give Nick a piece off my mind when I get home." She seemed confused.

"Where do you live?" Celestia asked.

I opened my mouth to answer, but like with the hydra, something in the back of my head was nagging at me to lie about were I live. "You know, I can't quite seem to recall." I said, lying through my teeth. Celestia opened her mouth to question me, but I interrupted, "My friend, Nick got me drunk the other day and I woke up in the forest by Applejacks house."

"That's imposable, alicorns can't get intoxicated!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed.

"I don't know, I drank a lot of liquor, then "poof" here I am." I said slightly annoyed. "Wait, aw shit! Twilights one of those nerdy girls isn't she. Oh, God why? I thought.

"Anyways," Celestia started, "My sister and I have come her to test you magical abilities, to see if you are a threat to our country. Before you ask why, any alicorn I have ever knew has been a god of some sort. Cadence is the goddess of love, while I am the goddess of the sun, and my sister is the goddess of the moon." she finished.

As for me, my jaw was unhinged. "I might be a god? BADASS! This is so cool! Oh, Nick you better watch out, I might go all Thor on your ass!" I thought, but my facial expression showed a shocked one.

"Do you fair well, David?" Luna asked with a concern.

Shaking my head rapidly, I said, "Yeah, it just a lot to take in." As I finished my sentence, a knock came from the door, which made Twilight jumped up excitedly and rushed to the door. When she opened it, a pink alicorn was standing in the doorway. Twilight and, I'm going to guess Cadence, started to do some weird as shit hand, er hoofshake.

As the pink pony walked in, a white unicorn walked in after with so gay purple armor. His hair had blue shades in it, and he had a sword strapped to his side. Twilight and the gay unicorn nuzzled each other. "He's ether bisexual or that's her brother, those are the only possible answers." I thought with a smirk.

The newcomers turned to me and smiled, "Hello, I'm Cadence and this is my husband Shining Armor." Cadence said, looking over at Shining Armor. "These ponies have weird ass names." I thought to myself.

I smiled and said, "Hiya, my names, David." I said politely. She smiled back. I turned to gay, purple armor horse and said, "Hello, Shining Armor." "I am so going to call him gay purple armor horse if he makes me mad." I thought with a silent laugh.

He nodded and turned towards Celestia, "Celestia, are sure this is the only way to test his magical strength, to fight him?" "Wait, back the hell up, I have to fight a goddess with out knowing if I'm a god or not, ye- Nope!" I thought worried.

Celestia nodded, then looked towards me, "David, you must fight my sister and I, one at a time first, but once with both of us fighting you, that is if you get that far in the test." Celestia said. I was about to hyperventilate, but kept my cool.

"Um, your joking right?" I said with a nervous chuckle. She kept I stoic expression. "God damn it." I thought plainly.

} 3 minutes later {

I moved as slow as possible, but I was in the makeshift ring, way before I wanted to be. Twilight and Cadence made some kind of bubble shield that covered about 100 feet in diameter. "Wonder if warhogs can drive through this shield, damn game." I thought with amusement. "Why the hell am I so calm? I just want to get this over with."

Luna was on the other side of the ring, due to her begging her sister to fight me first. Looking around, I saw a small audience. It was composed of a cyan pegasus with a Rainbow mane "Hey, sup skittles!", Next was Applejack with the three fillies I saved the yesterday. Twilight, Cadence, Celestia, and Shining Armor were also in the small crowd.

Turning my attention back to Luna, she held a dark blue sword in her magical grip. "Magical sword? Nice." I thought with several nods. "Are you ready, David?" Celestia asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be!" I slightly shouted. "Oh, God im dead aren't I?"

A bang was herd before Luna came charging at me with amazing speed. When she was near me, she swung her sword down, but I rolled out of the way, dodging the fatal blade. "The hell! Is this crazy bitch trying to kill me!" She suddenly swung her sword sideways, but I ducked under it.

Luna swiveled around, bucking her legs out. Her hooves made direct contact with my chest, making me fly backwards. Where I expected to feel great pain, I hardly felt any at all. I smashed into the barrier, making a small crack in it. As I fell to the ground, surprised I felt little to no pain, a word kept echoing in my head. The harder I focused on it, the clearer it became. Eventually, I could make out the word clearly. "Dova?"

My eyes shot open, a jolt of energy filled my body. I saw the tip of Luna's blade coming down, but i shot forwards, punching Luna directly in the chest. The force knocked the wind out of her, made her fly backwards, and made her sword spell drop.

I looked down at my hooves, but to my surprise I saw my hind hooves. I was standing on my hind hooves with perfect balance. "The hell? Is this a spell?" I wondered. I looked back over to Luna, who was just standing up. When she recreated her sword, I felt the same felling that I felt while I was falling.

"Sythin" Magic charged through my horn, but it confused me when nothing happened. I started to look myself over, but what I saw made my jaw drop. I was holding a 4 foot scythe in my right hoof. I turned it around in my hooves, admiring the scythe. It was a dark grey, but had immense detail through out it.

I brought the scythe over my left shoulder, giving me the appearance of a scorpion, ready to strike with my blade sitting on my shoulder. I swung it around, slicing through the air at neck breaking speeds. "I feel so alive. I feel as if I can do anything." I turned my attention back to a dumbstruck, wide eyed Luna. I flashed a grin before running at her with massive speed.

As I neared her, she readied herself for my attack, but she wasn't ready for what I did next. I put a huge amount of power behind a jump, which made me sail over Luna, where I landed behind her. I swung my scythe at her, but she dodged by rolling to the left. She had one eye closed, like she was in great pain. This confused me till I saw blood dripping down from her side.

Her horn glowed, healing her wound and curing her pain. She got into a defensive position, and got ready. "Let the games begin!" I thought with a smile.

Author's Note

Hey, sup! Just incase anyone is confused, I will edit chapters after every six or seven of them. Anyways, hope you enjoyed. Also, if you dislike, please tell me why so I can improve on my story!