My name is Amisit Sanitatem, and you don't have a clue who I am at all.

I don't blame you, to be honest. After all, depending on how this little war that King Sombra has started plays out, my name will probably not make it into the books of history. That, and probably because my parents had a stranger sense of humor than most other ponies do when naming their children. But I digress.

So, while I'm here in my cozy little laboratory, waiting for the newest batch of Blood Maggots to hatch - oh, what adorable little specimens they are! So affectionate too, although one should most definitely watch out for the drool, very nasty burning effects, that - I suppose I might as well do a bit of writing. Perhaps somepony will discover these and put them in a museum or some archive. Heck, they'd even make a very nice paperweight or table prop!

What to write about though…oh, I know! I think I shall write a record of my little group of delightful and wonderful friends who helped overthrow the Crystal Empire! I'll need a catchy title to start this document off…ah, but of course!

'The Amisit Sanitatem Records'. I think it has a nice flair to it, don't you?