[Edit: cancelled and soon to be re-written.]

"Look daddy, are those?"

"*groans*"

"Yay, Ponies! Come on Mr Cee, lets go catch one!"

"Ahhh, monster!"
"Run away!"
"Random screams of panic!"

"Hmhm, yay, talking ponies! But they need to learn manners, its not nice calling someone a mon-"

"*Grrrrrr.*"

"Sorry daddy, I didn't mean to say that."

"*Softer groan.*"

"Hmhm, yeah, but on a funnier note, who screams 'random screams of panic'?"

"*ha haha, groans softly.*"

"Lets just hope they try a nicer approach this time. Oh, more ponies!"

Zap.

"*Rrrrrrroar of outrage.*"

"Hey! Leave him alo- whoa!"

"Got her."

"Let me go. Mr. Cee, Help!"

"*Roar that stuns everypony in a five mile radius.*"

Note, the above has nothing to do with the story and subject to change.

Plans, even the best laid ones can fail and after nearly a thousand years of planning, I found that out in five minutes... go figure. Anyway, my name is Charlie, but don't tell the ponies that, I prefer Mister Cee. I planned to get my niece Theresa home to her family and now, it's all improv from here. That and capitalism, I'm going to break rules and earn money in the dangerous high stakes world of business.

Author's note, when I first started this, I only had a vague idea of how it was going to happen because I was trying, and failing, to write a Displaced Fallout crossover without it coming across as... well, I've seen a few, and they came across as perfect hero stories, I wanted a soulful tale of battling the world to save the world. This, this was originally two crappy stress relief chapters that somehow didn't get hated into the dirt, so thanks to the people who read the original two chapters without telling me how bad I was, and still am.

Thanks to bezzalair for letting me use his/her work as cover art, it may not have Theresa's blonde hair or Mister Cee's red armour and blue dive suit, but when I saw this, I just had to ask him/her if I could use it. Hope you check him/her out! He/she has a few other Bioshock artworks. This one is of Delta playing with Eleanor and is titled Happy Days. I hope you tell him/her thanks for me!