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The Last Moron On Earth

by D_ p1 0m _7
The Event left behind only those capable of kickstarting a new life on a vastly transformed Earth. And a particularly dumb horse person.

I was never good at the whole 'functioning human adult' thing.
I'm hopeful that's all about to change, what with this 'end of the world as we know it' thing going on.

A Last Man on Earth-esque story heavily inspired by that one really cool story with the silly name about people-turned-ponies surviving in the wake of the disappearance of humanity; specifically about a particularly silly horse person's day-by-day misadventures.

A hilariously non-canon LPoE story; set in a separate universe, but several elements shamelessly taken from it. Sometimes serious(ish), sometimes silly, always dumb.
Take a gander if you think you're hard enough.

///On hiatus and undergoing some slight reworking as of….like, Late July 2k16///

On Hiatus
Alternate Universe
Human
Adventure
 

24287 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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16 Chapters:

  1. Teralyn 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    120
  2. 5.23//Quiet One 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2198
  3. 5.24 I'm Still Here 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2963
  4. //Space// 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    157
  5. 5.25 Oorah 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2369
  6. //NOSCETEIPSUM// 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    90
  7. Homecoming 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1181
  8. Repeat Offender 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1228
  9. //Darkhorse// 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    346
  10. The Progress of Man//ITURADASTRA// 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1737
  11. Ascend 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1178
  12. Horse Tornado 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1723
  13. //Revelations//You've Mistaken Me For Someone Else 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3275
  14. Little White Lie 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1304
  15. Stories of Tomorrow-Morrow Land 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2717
  16. Strangers in a Strange Land 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1701