I Literally Am Not Going To Let Myself Get Up To Get A Drink (I'm Thirsty) Or Use The Restroom (I Need To Pee) Until I've Written A Thousand Words. Nevermind I Spent 3 Hours on XKCD. Nevermind It's Now Two Or Three Days Later. Nevermind It's Now Tomorrow.
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So Celestia took the body and sewed it up using cosmic thread, a bunch of magic, some glue (quite appropriately), and string and yarn and plot convenience, and then delivered a message back to Tartarus asking for Caramel's soul back and Mort sent it to her and she stapled it back into his body and he woke up. He hurt a lot all over, but he was alive. The reason he was able to come back from the dead was a technicality: technically, once you're in that part of Tartarus you're considered dead, so when Caramel died there, he became technically "double dead" and that is a no no so by bringing him back to life he just went back to "regular dead" in the eyes of the underworld's legal system. I could go on about how his mindless white-collar job feels like death, but I don't really think that's necessary. Caramel left the castle, took the train back to Ponyville, declared that the cart damage was the owner's fault and denied the claim, then headed home to his beautiful flying wife Sassaflash. Unfortunately, on his way home, he tripped on a rock. Celestia had sewn his eyes in backwards.
THE END!