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Today you will be reacting to the intro movie for the horror themed light gun arcade game CarnEVIL.
CarnEVIL was released on October 31st 1998 by Midway Games. The game takes place in the fictional town of Greely Valley, Iowa, where a legend surrounding the long dead circus master Professor Ludwig von Tökkentäkker that states that if you go to the Greely Valley cemetery at night and locate Tökkentäkker's grave and take the token on the bottom of the grave and insert it into the jester head on top of Tökkentäkker's grave, the jester head will come to life and bring Ludwig von Tökkentäkker back to life and CarnEVIL with him.
The game had four levels, the Haunted House, Rickety Town, the Freak Show, and the final level the Big Top.
Now on with the show!
Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider
Alex: "JESUS BALLS AND ASS STEAK!"
Alejandra: "..... Meh."
Boyfriend: Quill, Girlfriend: Lemon Zest, Author: Crimson Lost
Quill sighed as he sat down with zest. "You know i hate camera shows like this Zesty."
"Oh shut up and watch the video, if the wonderdolts are doing this we're gonna do this but better!" She smirked.
"How can you watch somthing "better" then someone else?"
".....Shut up its starting!"
Quill looked at the video. "Ok a its a creepy poem, so wh- did that kid just jump off the tour truck!?
Lemon Zest laughed and rolled her eyes. "What an idiot."
Ye.....wait it that a clown head?... why is it glowing?..... why is it laughing!?
Lemon zest smiled as she watched the video. "HA! This game looks awesome. We should see if can find it quill!. : She looked at quill to find him missing. "Quill? where did you go!?
A voice shouted from the bathroom. " I HATE CLOWNS AND I HATE THAT GAME."
Lemon Zest sighed and shook her head. "You can edit that part out right?
Boyfriends: Clyde and Tyrone, Girlfriends: Rarity and First Light, Author: BRyeMC
Clyde: "So, what are we doing here?"
Rarity: "Indeed. I have things to do after all. I have no time wasting a beautiful day outside when I could be designing or shopping in the outlets outside of town."
*Narrator explains what he is doing and begins the video. After a few minutes, the video ends.*
Clyde: "A haunted carnival with zombie carnival people? I'm not sure if I would play that game."
Rarity: "I simply wouldn't. I'm not big into games anyway, but if I did anything scary-related, I would watch a movie so I could hold onto Clyde when scary moments occur. He makes a fantastic pillow and shield for me during and after a horror movie."
Clyde: "I agree with her."
Tyrone: "Ay, yo. What are you making us do? I got some dudes who want to play me for cash at the park."
First Light: "Calm down, bae! I'm sure it will be super!"
*Narrator plays video and it shortly ends*
First Light: "We should totally go there, bae! That haunted house is so rad!"
Tyrone: "It ain't a haunted house, girl. It's a video game. I thought you hated those places because some were too scary."
First Light: "Psst. You are the one who is always scared! Just look at me! I'm a fearless and bubbly teenage girl!"
Tyrone: "You right. You are so hot when you are fearless and bubbly, too."
First Light: "Thanks, bae!"
Boyfriend: Warhawk, Girlfriend: Sonata Dusk, Author: Grann
Warhawk: "Oh wow, Canevil? I remember that game, never played it myself but I saw it in most of the Arcades I wen't to when I was little. That being said, why was that jackass in that cemetery? And if he wanted to see if the legend was true, why would he summon the carnival from hell? I mean was their treasure or something? Then again arcade games weren't much for plot as they were for taking your money. Overall, never thought I see that shit again."
Sonata: "Ohh look Warhawk, a carnival."
Warhawk: "Yeah, one filled with Zombies and Demons."
Sonata: "Well that doesn't sound like a normal carnival."
Warhawk: "No it's not."
Boyfriend: Daemon, Girlfriend: Adagio Dazzle, Author: The Red Hood
Daemon: "Ah, seems I haven't heard of this game, it reminds me an awful lot of Killing Floor though. It does looks like fun if played with another person" *Looks at Adagio from a distance*.
Adagio: "So this is what I'll be looking at, seems like something Sonata would play. It does seems interesting I'll admit."
Boyfriend: Treble, Girlfriend: Vinyl, Author: Ragga_Muffin
Treble: "What the hell is this?"
Vinyl: "I think it's an old arcade game."
Treble: "Never heard of it."
Vinyl: "And the soundtrack seems so... off."
Treble: "I know right? It makes everything not so scary."
Vinyl: "That clown is creepy though."
Treble: "Reminds me of myself."
Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria, Author: CosmicAlchemist24
Aria: "I remember playing this game. It wasn't all that scary though."
Artemis: "The trailer itself is creepy but, the gameplay yeah not so much."
Aria: "Eh... the trailer could have been scarier, to me it's scare level is with that of dead space and that wasn't even scary."
Artemis: "What is wrong with you? Dead Space is a scary game and it's scare level is way higher than this."
Aria: "If that's your opinion then you're a wimp."
Artemis: "Is there ever a time when you're not so mean to me?"
Aria: "Nope."
Artemis: "You're the worst."
Aria: "Hey that's my line."
Boyfriend: Night, Girlfriend: Fluttershy, Author: KillerRobotQuote
Night: "Daaaaaang, this game looks cool!"
Fluttershy: (Holding onto Night's arm) "But... but Night, I thought we both don't like scary thing."
Night: "No no no. I don't like gore. But spooky things are cool. Besides, the cartooney look makes it more goofy than scary. But if you don't want to play it, we don't have to. I understand."
Fluttershy: "Um, that's okay. You can play it if you'd like. I'll just wait for you."
Night: (Smiles warmly and hugs) "Thanks Shy. You're the best. Yo! Zero! Get over here! We're gonna shoot some circus freaks!"
Boyfriend: Soul, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Soul: "Well, that was a bit creepy for a beginning."
Sunset: "Oh, this sounds like a horror movie. I hope it's a good one."
Soul: "Don't get your hopes up, looks like a video game trailer."
Sunset: "Really? That's a shame."
Soul: "Spooky Sam's Tour Guide? Oh yeah, that's going to attract attention. Name it after a name that's been used a hundred times over in history. *Sigh* No originally."
Sunset: "Well, the guys said that was made in 1998."
Soul: "It was even overused then!"
Sunset: "Why is that guy leaving the truck?"
Soul: "Plot?"
Sunset: "Oh, that's a really good reasons, babe."
Soul: "Hey, at least I came up with one, what's your excuse?"
Sunset: "I don't like the way that tombstone looks."
Soul: "Especially with that clown head on it."
Sunset:......
Soul: "Don't look at me like that, clowns are scary! Wait, what's he doing with a that coin?"
Sunset:"He's putting it in the mouth of- HOLY CRAP!"
Soul: "Woah, this is getting a bit freaky here."
Sunset: "Look at all those building coming out of the ground like that!"
Soul: "Wonder what happened to the people on the tour while this was happening?"
Sunset: "Don't know, plot?"
Soul: "Wow, that tall clown dude just came up from the ground on top of that building! Wait, wouldn't he have been crushed on the way up?"
Sunset: "Carnevil? That's the name of the place? That would be the worst name for a game."
Soul: "The clown head is coming straight for us aaaaaaaand yep, he eat the camera dude. Just like all horror games and trailers do."
Sunset: "And the name of the game is Carnevil? *Sigh* I've lost all hope in humanity."
Soul: "They're showing some of gameplay footage."
Sunset: "Ah, is this one of those games that you usually see in the arcade?"
Soul: "Looks like it. Man, despite how games have come so far, these old timey games are still pretty bloody."
Sunset: "And the music still holds up well."
Soul: "Well, that's the end of it. What do you think of it, Sunny?"
Sunset: "Despite the name, it looks pretty good. I wouldn't mind playing it."
Soul: "Me too..... Although, I think I want to play some Dead Space instead."
Sunset: "I call Isaac!"
Soul: "Crap!"
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Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria, Author: CosmicAlchemist24
Artemis and Aria: Nightmare Before Christmas.
Aria: Wait.. you like that movie?
Artemis: Yes but, I didn't care for the game it was kind of boring to me.
(SLAP)
Aria: How dare you? This was a great game and the music is amazing and the final battle as we just saw is also amazing.
Artemis: Ok first of OW! and second I will agree the music is great and the final boss song is amazing but the gameplay itself was what bored me. To be honest I would only replay this game for the music.
Aria: Ok I'll give you that the music is the best part to me to and here I thought you had no taste in music.
Artemis: What just because I care for classical.
Aria: Yes.
Artemis: Your The Worst.
Aria: Stop stealing my line.
Boyfriend: Mise en Place, Girlfriend: Octavia, Author: celtic_fire
Mise: I didn't know they made a movie/video game with my ex girlfriend in it...
MrB: Which one is the ex; Oogie or Jack?
Mise: Oogie
Octavia: mise, please. I know that witch screwed you over but that's no reason to say that. Besides you have me now
Mise: I'm going for a trip I'll be back *loads and revs up tank*
Octavia: uh yes Oogie is very scary, now I'd you'll excuse me I have to go stop a real monster. I swear he Never will grow up. Oh well I love him regard less
Boyfriend: Soul, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Sunset and Soul had just finished watching the video as they sit in the theater room.
Sunset: Wow, that was fun to watch.
Soul: Yeah, I never knew there was a Nightmare before Christmas game. It looks like it would have been a lot of fun playing it.
Sunset: I think the whole song and dance looked pretty neat, but given that it's the final boss fight, I'm guessing that it'll be hard to do.
Soul: Yeah, games back then made it almost impossible to beat the final boss.
Sunset: Hmhmm. But I would definitely get it.
Soul: It looks pretty old, it would be difficult to get.
Sunset: I'm sure I can find it somewhere.
Soul:.... The internet?
Sunset: Internet.
Boyfriend: Daemon, Girlfriend: Adagio, Author: The Red Hood
Daemon: Oh my fucking god, this level pissed me off so bad. I spent hours trying to get a perfect score.
Adagio: I like the rhythm, doesn't seem that hard.
Daemon: Not that hard! I locked myself from society to beat that with an S rank
Adagio: Then maybe you aren't the video game expert you call yourself
Daemon: You're doing this to get me annoyed aren't you
Adagio: Maybe *Grinning away from Daemon*
Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider
Alejandra: ok, so we are reacting to another video. Alex? Alex are you alright?
Alex: the clown man! It's gonna rip my guts out and use me as some sort of meat toboggan! Wait what? Oh, another video. Alright let's do this.
Alejandra: ok? Let's do this.
Alex: so this is from a nightmare before Christmas game? Huh, this isn't anywhere near as bad as the last one. But good god this song is corny.
Alejandra: oh shush! I'm enjoying it.
Alex: sorry. At least you like it.
Alejandra: what? That's it? Huh, I guess that's all. So what did you think Alex?
Alex: a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not remotely come close to the number of fucks I do not give right now.
*SLAP!*
Alex: ouch!
Alejandra: I for one enjoyed it.
Alex: just because we're a couple, doesn't mean we have to agree on everything you know.
*Out of nowhere Aria appears*
Aria: Thanks for slapping him for me Alejandra.
Alejandra: Any time Aria.
*Alejandra and Aria share a friendly high five, much to Alex's confusion*
Alex: WHAT THE?!? HOW THE?!? ALEJANDRA WHY ARE YOU HIGH FIVING HER, AND WHY DID SHE THANK YOU FOR SLAPPING ME?!?!?
Aria: It was ether she slaps you or I punch you, which one would you choose?
Alex: I'll take the slap.
Aria: I thought so.
*suddenly Aria feels a disturbance in the force*
Aria: gotta to go.
*Aria runs off in a hurry*
Alex: I wonder where she's going?
Alejandra: Who knows.
Boyfriends: Clyde and Tyrone, Girlfriends: Rarity and First Light, Author: BRyeMC
Rarity: "What is it with all these games with their supposed scary themes and rhyming! And don't get me started on the horrible designs for both of them! Why can't we watch something about puppies for once? That would be pleasing enough for everyone!"
Clyde: "Rarity it's just one clip, you don't-"
Rarity: "Don't tell me you like these?"
Clyde: "They aren't my favorite but I don't mind them. What else could we do instead?
Rarity: "I can think of some things..."
Clyde: "True. We are taking a break before you show us the next clip."
*A crashing sound mixed with angry yelling can suddenly be heard*
Rarity: What on earth is going out there?
Clyde: Sounds like someone is going on a rampage outside the room.
*A very angry Aria Blaze walks into the room and glares at both Rarity and Clyde*
Aria: Alright which one of you was talking shit about Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tyrone: "Man, this tall dude is spitting fire."
First Light: "What?"
Tyrone: "You know, he's beasting out there. He ain't rapping but his rhymes are fire."
First Light: "Oh. They are okay. I still think you have better singing and rapping skills than him."
Tyrone: "Damn straight, girl."
Boyfriend: Zero, Girlfriend: Human! Twilight, Author: Zeroxdoom
Zero:Oh hey, isn't this from the nightmare before Christmas?
Twilight: yeah, except I don't remember this scene from the movie.
Zero: well when I first watched it, I was hoping for Jack and Oogie to throwdown like this.
Twilight: ....them singing who's the real pumpkin king while jack throws music notes and Ooogie throws....everything else around him.
Zero: It fits doesn't it? would you rather them have a fist fight and take away the Disney feeling?
Twilight: ....fair point
Boyfriend: Treble, Girlfriend: Vinyl, Author: Spooky_Muffin
Treble: Why do you keep on making us watch weird shit?
Vinyl: Flames, it's almost Halloween? What do you expect? Unicorns?
Treble: Well, yeah. Anyway this movie gave me frights during my childhood for some reason.
MrB: See you all next time.
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Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria, Author: CosmicAlchemist24
Aria: Now that's what I'm talking about.
Artemis: Of course you would like this.
Aria: I wouldn’t expect you to understand RWBY is awwsome, your just mad that Yang beat Tifa in Screw Attacks Death Battle.
Artemis: NEVER SPEAK OF IT. THAT BATTLE WAS BULLSHIT, TIFA SHOULD HABE WON!
Aria: Geez Arrow chill, you know they just make those videos to piss off people.
Artemis: True and I will admit this, I love the girl with the giant red scythe.
Aria: So do I, I wish i had a scythe.
Artemis: That's the last thing you need Ari, remember the mini gun incedent.
Aria: That was Treble’s fault.
Artemis: True but you didn't have to act like the TF2 Heavy.
Aria: Ugh you're The Worst
Treble: You sure you're not talking about yourself Aria.
Aria: YOU'RE DEAD TREBLE!
*Treble runs off laughing like a madman with a very angry Aria chasing him*
Artemis:*tries to process what just happened, then looks at Asura who is sitting down eating a chicken sandwich and drinking a bottle of apple juice* Are going to stop them?
Asura:*looks at Artemis and just shrugs his shoulders* Someone else has got it covered. *goes back to eating his lunch*
Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider
Alex: what's this? I was told there would be old spice envolved!
Alejandra: oh shush honey. I know you don't watch anime, but I do so be quiet for me.
Alex: ugh! Fine.......
Alejandra: .....
Alex: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE!?!?!
*slap*
Alex: ow!
Alejandra: ....
Alex: ....
Alejandra: wasn't that awesome- wait a minute.... YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE THE WHOLE TIME!
Alex: no I wasn't!
Alejandra: give me that phone! Let's see who you've been attempting to text. Ah, so you've been trying to text Straight. Well let's see what messages are on here. Just kill me. Shoot me please. Break my neck. Please this is insufferable. Really Alex! It's not that bad!
Alex: to an anime fan! I'm not a fan of anime so to me it's like hell!
Alejandra: ugh. Tell you what, if another anime based reaction comes up, you can just get up and leave if you want.
Alex: thank you sweetie! *kiss*
Alejandra: *giggle* your welcome big guy.
*how ever the moment is ruined by someone clearing their throat, to which Alex and Alejandra both turn around and much to their shock come face to face with a very much alive Monty Oum, who then looks at Alejandra with a smile on his face* I'm glad you enjoyed my work.
Monty Oum: I'm glad you enjoyed my work.
Alex: *to shock to say anything*
Alejandra: *lets out a high pitched fan girl scream* OH MY GOD!!!!!! *and then she pulls out a pen and a piece of paper out of nowhere and hands them to Monty Oum with a huge smile on her face* Can I please have your autograph?
Monty Oum: Yes you may.
*Alejandra lets out another high pitch scream*
Monty Oum: and who am I making this out too?
Alejandra: Alejandra T. Garret, that is my full name, Mr. Oum, sir.
Monty Oum: Alright here you go. *Monty hands Alejandra the autograph, who then proceeds to hug it like a teddy bear*
Alejandra: Thank you, thank you, thank you!!
Monty Oum: Your welcome.
*suddenly Treble comes running by laughing like a lunatic with a very pissed off Aria chasing after him*
Monty Oum: Well I must go I am need else where *Monty does a heroic pose and takes off into the air like superman, leaving a still shocked Alex and a fangirling Alejandra behind*
Boyfriend: Warhawk, Girlfriend: Sonata, Author: Grann
Warhawk: Fuck yes! Now this I can get behind.
Sonata: Oh this looks fun.
Warhawk" You bet your blue ass it is. Lets watch.
Red
Sonata: This music is very pretty.
Warhawk: Yeah really sets you in the mood, and the animation is great.
Sonata: Oh no Werewolves.
Warhawk: Actually those are Beowulves and those won't be a problem.
Sonata: Whata do you mean? *Sees Ruby show off her syche* Whoo.
Warhawk: I know.
*After the fight*
Sonata: That was so cool.
Warhawk: Now for white.
White
*Warhawk and Sonata watch Weiss start to sing. Sonata looks down after a few verses and puts a hand to her throat. Warhawk places his hand on her shoulder and smiles at her. She returns the smile.*
* suddenly Sonata lets out a gasp that is a mix of horror and shock when she sees Weiss get punched really hard by the giant knight, she gets even more worried when Weiss gets up to show that she has a small line of blood going down her face*
Sonata: Oh my god, her face.
Warhawk: Don't worry Sonata, this is when fight gets really good.
*Both enamored after the fight*
Warhawk: Okay next one.
Black
Sonata: Theirs a lot more talking in the one.
Warhawk: Yeah, still just as awesome.
*After watching some of the fighting*
Warhawk: It's amazing how they manage to make all this.
Sonata: Yeah, it makes me go ohhhhh, Ahhhhh.
Warhawk: All that's left is yellow.
Sonata: Awe last one.
Yellow
Warhawk: Damn she can kick some ass.
Sonata: I think she's my favorite.
Warhawk hard to argue, look at how she's owning those guys.
Sonata: Oh look at those two girls, they look mean.
Warhawk: Yeah especially the one with bladed heels, that just scares me.
Sonata: Oh look out Yang, Junior's got a rocket launcher.
*Junior pulls some of Yang's hair*
Warhawk: Oh shit.
Sonata: What do you- *see's Yang erupt with anger*
*See's Ruby and hears her speak*
Sonata: Okay I think Ruby is my favorite.
Warhawk: Well that was awesome, thank you Monty. Wherever you are.
Monty Oum: I'm right behind you.
* upon hearing this both Warhawk and Sonata turn around and come face to face with a smiling Monty Oum*
Warhawk: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
*Sonata is to shocked to say anything*
*Monty opens his mouth to say some thing, but before he can say anything, Treble comes running by with Aria chasing after him, soon after Artemis running by yelling for Aria to stop*
Sonata: Oh dear, I better help Artemis stop Aria before she does something bad to Treble. *Sonata gets up and runs after them to help Artemis stop Aria*
Warhawk: I better go help her but it was an honor to meet you in person Mr. Oum *Warhawk runs after Sonata*
Boyfriend: Soul Writer, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Soul: Huh, I haven't seen these in a while.
Sunset: What exactly is this?
Soul: It's a very popular web series that the company, Rooster Teeth make. It's even the same company that made Red vs Blue. I still watch that series a lot.
Sunset: What's the story about? I don't really get it.
Soul: It's about four teenage girls that formed together to fight the evil forces of a rising power that's trying to take over the world using a power source called Dust. It's like a mage's lyruim to these guys.
Sunset: Ah, is it any good?
Soul: It's good. I've seen the first season and half of seasons two. I was meaning to go back and see the rest.
Sunset: Maybe I can hope in and try it out.
Soul: I would like that very much, Sunny.
Boyfriend: Quill, Girlfriend: Lemon Zest, Author: Heavenly Quill
Quill sat down with Lemon and he smiled a little. "After last time, i;m kinda excited for this!"
Lemon Zest smiled. "Great, because I asked the security guard to stand by at the door if you try to escape again."
*Quill looks over at Asura who smiles and waves at him*
"Why must you be so evil?"
"Because you know love it. Now shut up its starting!"
-after the video-
"I don't know what this show is, but i wanna watch it now!" Zest said smiling happily.
"That yellowed haired girl was in a death battle last week, so maybe this will be pretty good."
Boyfriend: Zero, Girlfriend: Human Twilight, Author: Zeroxdoom
Zero: I think I remember seeing this before.
Twilight: You have?
Zero: Yeah, I've seen bits and pieces of it but don't know a lot about it.
Twilight: this is the first I've heard of it, lets give it a watch.
*After the first trailer*
Zero: That was sick! the animation flows so beautifully and that girl's scythe can be a gun! Maka Albarn and Hidan better move over, I've got a new favorite scythe user!
Twilight: That was actually pretty cool to say the least, and I agree that the animation is well done. I wonder how that girl made a weapon like that?
Zero: you think you can make one for me, please?!
Twilight: No! what would you need a weapon like that for?!
Zero: to kick some major ass! I'll wear a robe like that, only in black and become an awesome grim reaper of Canterlot.
Twilight: sigh lets just watch the next trailer.
*after the second trailer*
Twilight: That girl's voice was beautiful, and the way she used her rapier was amazing. I'm starting to really like this series, what did you think Zero?
Zero: it was ok, her weapon isn't better than the scythe in my eyes but it's not too shabby either. all in all, not too impressed but not disappointing. next.
*after the third trailer*
Zero: that guy.....WAS SO AWESOME! TWILIGHT YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE ME A WEAPON LIKE THAT!
Twilight: I told you I'm not making a weapon for you besides, I'm not even sure how to make it!
Zero: Aww, fine. but I love their weapons, especially that guy in the mask. if they make a video game I'm playing as him.
Twilight: and the girl?
Zero: she's just as awesome, but she kinda looks like me with the black hair and yellow eyes. but I want to see more of her and her weapon before I give my thoughts on her. what'd you think?
Twilight: the guy doesn't exactly scream "good guy", he doesn't seem to care about blowing up the train with the crew members on board. and I do see a resemblance between you and Blake, but she doesn't seem to talk as much as you.
Zero: Hey, what's that suppose to me?!
Twilight kissed him on the cheek to distract him from her previous statement
Twilight: oh nothing, lets watch the last one.
*after the final trailer.*
Twilight: Well she seems a little reckless, kinda makes me think of a combination of Rainbow and Pinkie. what do you think, Zero?
Zero: lets see, awesome personality, check. awesome weapons, check. and causes destruction everywhere she goes, definite check. and bonus for being related to the girl with the scythe. yup, if I had a rival, it'd be yang.
Twilight: I see you have another favorite.
Zero: you know it, and just from watching her fight, it makes me want to train even harder. in fact I want to fight someone right now!
Twilight: Wait, WHAT!
Zero: Rainbow Dash, I challenge you, Indigo and Soul to a fight right now!
Rainbow: bring it on!
Indigo: lets go!
Soul: Zero, hold on for a minute!
Zero: too late, your out voted Soul!
*Zero hopped out his chair and charged towards the others, causing a lot of ruckus on his way.*
Twilight: Zero! you can't just go and challenge people to a fight like that!
*Suddenly, Armstrong and Asura saw this and made their way towards Zero*
Armstrong: Young man, this behavior is intolerable! I request that you and your friends stop making a mess this INSTANT!
Asura: It would be a very bad idea to pick a fight with me kid.
Zero: you want a piece of me! I'll take you on too!
* before anything can happen Treble, Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk come running in, but the moment Treble sees Asura and Armstrong he stops, which causes Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk to crash into him cause a dog pile*
Treble: *In a pained voice* ouch
*Before any one can move to help them DIO from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures appears out of nowhere, DIO then smiles and his stand, The World appears behind him and DIO does his signature pose*
DIO: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!
* suddenly time stops, DIO smiles and then runs off at blinding speeds he quickly comes back with Rivet and Blue Blitz in his arms, he quickly puts them on Armstrong's shoulders, then he grabs Rainbow Dash and Indigo Zap and puts them in their respective boyfriends laps bridle style, then he goes over to Treble, grabs him and sits him on Asura's shoulders, then he runs back over to Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk and positions them so Artemis and Warhawk are holding Aria and Sonata in their arms bridle style, he then moves Artemis's and Aria's heads closer together to make it look like they are about to kiss, he then grabs Twilight and puts her in Zero's arms bridle style but he takes off Twilight's glasses and lets her hair down, he then runs out of the room and comes back with Sunset and puts her, you guest it, bridle style in Soul's arms, DIO then proceeds to jump really high into the air and then comes back down with a massive steam roller, when the steam roller hits the ground, Jotaro Kujo can be seen in the drivers seat reading a manga and sipping on a soda that his stand, Star Platinum is holding, Monty Oum is also standing on the top front of the steam roller with his arms folded, DIO then jumps on top of the cockpit and laughs at his handy work*
DIO: TIME MOVE ON!!
*time unfreezes and everyone starts freaking out about what happened, then the camera moves to another room where Ben can be seen standing in the middle*
Ben: *waves at the reader* Hello everyone I hope you enjoyed this chapter, also I must apologize for the lateness, I had to deal with work from college and that held me up, but any way see you all next time, bye now.
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Ben: Alright everyone, I know this chapter is almost a week over due, but I was very busy with college work and trying to finish all the profile for the new characters I am putting in this story to fill in the lack of reactions, now on with the show.
The Blasters: Fortissimo Blast, Allegro Maelstrom, and Orchestral Chill belongs to Shadowmane PX-41 and were borrowed with permission
The Tuners: Melody Tune, Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, and Vocala Paradiso belongs to me
Boyfriend: Alchemy Star, Girlfriend: Possible Trixie, Author: Mesiagamer
Alchemy: That was just lame, competently lame, and a wast of my time. *pulls out book and starts studying*
*somewhere in another room*
Markiplier: Thanks again for inviting to this Ben.
Ben: No problem Mark, its nice having you here.
*suddenly Mark feels a disturbance in the force*
Markiplier: I feel a disturbance in the force, as if someone just called me lame, I have to go.
*Markiplier bolts out of his chair and runs out of the room at full speed, leaving a confused Ben behind*
Ben: Here we go again. *looks at Asura* Please make sure he doesn't get in to much trouble please.
Asura: You got it. *starts leave the room*
Ben: Thank you Asura, oh and by the way one of the next videos will be from your game.
*Asura nods his head and smiles*
Asura: Your welcome.
*back at Alchemy's room, where he is still studying*
Alchemy: *mumbling some random equation*
*suddenly Markiplier burst into the room, scaring the living hell out of Alchemy*
Alchemy: WHO THE!? WHAT THE!? HOW THE!?
Markiplier: I heard that you were talking crap about me.
*Alchemy gulps*
*suddenly a wild Trixie appears*
Trixie: I will save you Alchemy!
*Trixie used smoke bomb, Markiplier's visibility is now zero*
Markiplier: I can't see!!
*Trixie grabs Alchemy and runs out of the room, only to run right into Asura*
Trixie: Hay, watch where you are going!
*Trixie runs off with Alchemy, much to Asura's confusion*
Asura: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever *walks into room* Hey Mark, you alright?
Markiplier: I can't see anything but I'm alright.
Asura: Good, now stay out of trouble please.
*before Mark can say anything, he feels another disturbance in the force*
Markiplier: I must go. *runs out of the room at full speed*
Asura: Here we go again. *turns around and looks at the room, which is now covered in blue soot from the smoke bomb*
Asura: Armstrong, we need a clean up in here!!
*Armstrong flies in on pony Bulk Biceps with a cordless vacuum cleaner*
Armstrong: Consider it done my friend.
*Armstrong starts to clean up the room while Asura goes after Mark*
Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria, Author: CosmicAlchemist24
Aria: I'm sorry but Markiplier lost his edge to me
Artemis: I agree, hey wanna go play Kingdom Hearts.
Aria: A thousand times yes.
* suddenly a wild Markiplier appeared*
Markiplier: You talking crap about me?
*before Artemis or Aria can say anything, Asura comes barreling down the hallway*
Asura: Mark leave them alone!!
Markiplier: OH HELL!!!!
*Markiplier runs away with Asura chasing after him, leaving a confused Artemis and Aria behind to wonder what just happened*
Aria: Well that.....
Artemis:....Just happened.
Boyfriend: Rapid, Girlfriend: Sugarcoat, Author: Rapid Shadow
Rapid: Ugh Mark why
Sugarcoat: Does he act like this all the time?
Rapid: Yes unfortunately.
Sugarcoat: Ugh do we have to watch this?
Rapid: MrB wants us to so yes we do
Sugarcoat: Fine but I will not watch another video like this.
Conclusion of the Video
Rapid: Well that was certainly interesting
Sugarcoat: yes, yes it was
Rapid: Alright we'll be leaving right this way my lady
Sugarcoat: Ugh whatever Rapid let's just leave
Rapid: Alright see you guys later
*but before they could take a single step out the door, they both stop when they hear what sounds like someone running down the hallway*
Sugarcoat: Sounds like someone is running down the hallway, but who?
Rapid: I don't know but let me look.
*Rapid sticks his head out to see who is coming down the hallway and looks to the right and sees nothing, he then looks to the left and immediately regrets it because the first thing he sees is Markiplier running down the hallway like a bat out of hell, Rapid barley has time to pull his head back into the room before Markiplier comes to a screeching halt at the door, causing Rapid to jump back in surprise*
Markiplier: Did you like the video or not!?
*Rapid and Sugarcoat are to shocked to answer*
Markiplier: Well are you going to an-
Asura: MARKIPLIER!!!!!!!!
Markiplier: CRAP!!!
*Markiplier immediately makes stats running down the hallway again, then Asura comes flying by the doorway*
Sugarcoat: What just happened?
Rapid: I have no idea.
Boyfriend: Clyde, Girlfriend: Rarity, Author: BRyeMC
Clyde: Oh no, not him. I dislike his videos.
Rarity: Why's that?
Clyde: I just feel like he is yelling for no reason and is trying too hard. Plus, I'm more of a Pewds fan. His non-video game videos are hilarious.
Rarity: Isn't that the one with the adorable pugs and a very fashion forward and fabulous girlfriend? I know she has her own channel.
Clyde: Yep.
*Markiplier runs by the room*
Markiplier: I respect your comment but at the same time screw you!
*Asura comes running by*
Asura: GET BACK HERE NOW MARKIPLIER!!!!!!
Clyde: What the heck!?
Rarity: *to surprised to say anything*
Boyfriend: Soul, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Soul and Sunset were watching the video while the two were confused at what they were watching.
Soul:....
Sunset:.....
Soul: Um.... What are we watching?
Sunset: Not a single clue, babe. Not a single clue.
*Suddenly Markiplier comes running by the door with Asura hot on his heels*
Markiplier: Then look me up on youtube!!!
Asura: GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!!!
Markiplier: THAT'S MY LINE!!!!
Soul: Well that just happened
Sunset: *slowly shakes her head*
Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider
Alex: this is going to be great!
Alejandra: I hope so.
Alex: *gasping for air* HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alejandra: this is kinda funny
Alex: *inhale* it's fuckin hilarious!! HAHAHAHA!!! He just keeps fucking up!!!
Alejandra: hehehehe, his failure is comical.
Alex:HAHAHAHAHA!
Alejandra: Jesus! Not so loud!
Alex*breathing heavily* ok, it's over. That was hilarious.
Alejandra: ok then?
*suddenly Markiplier comes running by with Asura chasing after him and throws a piece of paper with his and Alex's names on it into the room*
Markiplier: Glad you like the video, here have my autograph kid.
*Alex picks up the paper and sticks his head out the window*
Alex: Thanks Markiplier.
Boyfriend: Fortissimo Blast, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Melody Tune, Author: MrB
*both Fortissimo and Melody walk into the room and proceed to sit down*
Fortissimo: About dame time you used us.
Melody: At lest you and your bothers are in a published fanfic, this fanfic is unpublished and is going to remain that way, but I will admit I love what you did to my hair.
Fortissimo: I agree, and here I thought you couldn't get any more beautiful.
Melody: *blushing* Thank you Fortissimo. *kisses Fortissimo on the cheek, which causes him to start blushing as well*
Fortissimo: Your welcome babe.
MrB: I really hate to brake up this tender moment, but the two of you got a video to watch.
Melody: Your right*looks at Fortissimo* lets save this for later handsome. *winks*
Fortissimo: So what are we watching?
MrB: A Markiplier video.
Fortissimo: Markiplier, awesome, I love his videos.
Melody: Mark isn't that bad, but I'm more of a Vanossgaming fan myself.
Fortissimo: I have nothing against that.
MrB/Ben: Alright lets the video.
*Ben starts the video*
Fortissimo: Oh my god, I know what game he is playing.
Melody: Really, whats its name?
Fortissimo: Its name is Octodad, this game was a pain in the @$$ to play.
Melody: Octodad? Isn't that the game that drove Orchestral crazy and made Allegro rage quit three times?
Fortissimo: No, that was I am bread.
Melody: Oh ok.
*0:04-0:12*
Melody: I love the fact that he has a "you got to be kidding me" counter.
Fortissimo: If I had had one during my play through, it probable would had been in the 50's or 60's by the time I beat the game.
Melody: Wow, really?
Fortissimo: I s*** you not, this game was frustrating to play.
Melody: Now he has a "you get back here you bitch" counter.
Fortissimo: And now there are explosions.
Melody: And now the whole screen exploded * chuckles* now I see why you like this guy so much, this is actually kinda funny.
Fortissimo: I know right.
*0:24-0:27*
Melody and Fortissimo: BEST THROW EVER!!!*both laugh*
*0:34-0:41*
Fortissimo: Sexy dancing time. *pulls out a pair of sunglasses and starts dancing*
Melody: *looks at Fortissimo* Really?
Fortissimo: What?
*0:52-1:07*
Fortissimo: You hear that people, he is "normal".
Melody: Yep, well except for that one part at 1:04, that was not normal at all.
*1:08-1:13*
Fortissimo: OH MY GOD!!*starts laughing* I'm never going to be able to look at Finding Nemo the same way ever again after seeing that.
Melody: *laughing as well, but is more controlled then Fortissimo's* Same thing here.
*1:23-1:30*
Melody: Holy crap that was close!
Fortissimo: *shakes his head in agreement*
*1:47-1:51*
Melody: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?!?
Fortissimo: *moves his seat little away from Melody*
*1:52-2:06*
Fortissimo: Wow rage much.
Melody: Something tells me we are going to be seeing that happen alot.
*2:07-2:18*
Melody: KITTENS!!!
Fortissimo: That reminds me, I need to play with Little Note when I get home.
Melody: I might bring Beethoven over, I know that he loves it when Little Note gets on his back for a ride.
Fortissimo: I love how Markiplier went from raging to calm in one second.
*2:26-2:43*
Fortissimo: Again with the kittens.
Melody: And people say I have a nasty temper.
Fortissimo: That drum part was funny.
Melody: Yes it was.
*2:58-3:08*
*Fortissimo and Melody see the first technical difficulties sign*
Fortissimo and Melody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fortissimo: OH MY GOD, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!
Melody: WOW, just WOW.
*Fortissimo and Melody see the second technical difficulties sign*
Fortissimo: *falls on the floor in laughter*
Melody: HAHAHAHAHA, okay, now that was funny.
*3:14*
Melody: Even more kittens.
Fortissimo: I feel less stressed just looking at them.
*3:34-3:50*
Fortissimo: Think of the kittens Mark.
Melody: Yes, Mark think of the kittens.
Fortissimo: And STRESSED, well that basically sums up my playthrough in a nut shell.
Melody: Remind me to never play this game.
Fortissimo: With pleasure my love.
Melody: Well see you all next time.
Boyfriend: Allegro Maelstrom, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, Author: MrB
*Allegro and Acapella both enter the room together and sit down*
Allegro: Well this is nice to finally have a moment in the spotlight with my beautiful girlfriend.
Acapella: *blushes* Thank you Allegro, I love you too. *Acapella hugs Allegro, which puts his head right on her.....chest*
Allegro: That is on the bottom of the list of reasons that I love about her being taller then me.
Acapella: Who are you talking to?
Allegro: The reader.
Acapella: Oh okay.
Ben: You two ready?
Allegro: Yes.
Acapella: Yep.
*Ben starts the video*
Allegro: Markiplier and Octodad, this is going to be funny as hell, I just know it.
Acapella: I love Markiplier's videos, it is so funny when he gets scared.
*0:04-0:12*
Allegro: A "you got to be kidding me" counter, really, if Fortissimo had one when he was playing this game it would most likely had been in the 60's by the time he finished the game.
Acapella: Wow, is this game really that hard?
Allegro: Oh you have no idea.
Acapella: Great now he has a "you get back here you bitch" counter and explosions, was this video directed by Michael Bay?
Allegro: I don't know but I can see why Fortissimo likes watching this guy so much, he is a riot.
*0:24-0:27*
Allegro: BEST THROW EVER!!!!
Acapella: Like a boss.
*0:34-0:41*
Allegro: Sexy Octodad time.
Acapella: *laughs*
*0:52-1:07*
Allegro: Normal my lavender colored @$$!
Acapella: What my boyfriend just said, but instead its my gray colored @$$.
*Allegro starts laughing*
*1:08-1:13*
Allegro: What the hell?
Acapella: Okay then.
*1:23-1:30*
Allegro: HOLY s***
Acapella: DAME!!!!
Acapella: That was too close.
*1:47-1:51*
Allegro: In the words of Cleveland Brown; that's nasty
Acapella: At the same time very interesting.
*Allegro gives Acapella a WTF look*
Acapella: What?
*1:52-2:06*
Allegro: Oh my god, that is so Fortissimo.
Acapella: Fortissimo never struck me as the raging type.
Allegro: It takes alot to make him angry.
*2:07-2:18*
Allegro: I feel less stressed already.
Acapella: Me too.
*2:26-2:43*
Acapella: More kittens
Allegro: Cute.
*2:58-3:08*
*Allegro and Acapella see the first technical difficulties sign*
Allegro: Now that is funny.
Acapella: *has her hand over her mouth in a attempt to control her laughter*
*Allegro and Acapella see the second technical difficulties sign*
Allegro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Acapella: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
*3:14*
Allegro and Acapella: De-stressing!!!
*3:34-3:50*
Allegro: Think of the kittens Mark, think of the kittens.
Acapella: What my boyfriend just said.
Acapella: And he lost his s***, ok the video is over, now if will excuse us. *Acapella picks up Allegro and starts to walk out of the room* me and handsome here got some making out to do.
Allegro: I like that idea.
Boyfriend: Orchestral Chill, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Vocala Paradiso, Author: MrB
*Orchestral and Vocala walk into the room and sit down*
Orchestral: We know the drill, Markiplier, Octodad, the whole she-bang.
Vocala: Sorry but I have a test to study for and Orchestral has help his mom cook dinner tonight.
Ben: Alright.
*they watch the whole video*
Orchestral: I will admit that was funny.
Vocala: Yes it was.
Orchestral: Well we need to get going.
Vocala: Goodbye everyone.
*before they can leave, Markiplier bust into the room only to be tackled by Asura*
Asura: See you all next time.
Youtube Video
*Ben comes running in completely out of breath and disheveled looking*
Ben: Sorry about being late with this chapter every one, but it is finals week for me and I have been up to my neck in college work so I got a little side tracked, but I have some amazing news people; I have made CosmicAlchemist24 my co-host, so come on in Cosmic and say hi.
*Cosmic walks into the room*
Cosmic: Hello everyone, I am glad to be the co-host for this show, lets see how everyone deals with the craziness of this chapter.
Ben: That is right people this chapter is probably the craziest one yet.
Cosmic: And why is that Ben?
Ben: Because my OC Umbra Grim Shade is making his big debut in this chapter as well as the Human! Dazzlings, that's right people the Dazzlings human counterparts will be joining the cast as well.
Cosmic: Awesome! That reminds me I better go check on Artemis and Aria.
Ben: Okay, while you do that, I'm going to pass out.
Cosmic: Okay dude, and- wait, what?
*Before Cosmic can do anything, Ben passes out and hits the floor with a thud, who then starts snoring while Cosmic looks on in shock and confusen*
Cosmic: Well that just happened. I'm gonna go. *Cosmic walks out of the room*
The Blasters: Fortissimo Blast, Allegro Maelstrom, and Orchestral Chill, as well as Bellicoso Inferno belongs to Shadowmane PX-41 and were borrowed with permission.
The Tuners: Melody Tune, Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, and Vocala Paradiso belongs to me.
Umbra Grim Shade also belongs to me.
Character: Umbra Grim Shade, Author: MrB
*the room where Umbra is suppose to be can be seen, but suddenly the door to the room is kick opened by Umbra, who proceeds to walk into the room, kick the door close, and sit down in the chair all in one swift movement, Umbra then puts on a pair of pixelated sun glasses as well as a top hat and fake handle bar mustache and then he picks up glass of red sparkling fruit juice in his right hand while the "look out, we got a badass over here" meme appears behind him, then he does the "like a sir" pose while the words "deal with it" appear above him*
Umbra: It is good to finally be in this story.
*Umbra then throws the top hat and the fake mustache off, then he throws off the sunglasses, downs the whole glass of juice before throwing it behind him, hitting the "look out, we got a badass over here" meme, causing it to fall over and disappear.
Umbra: Alright lets get this show on the road.
*0:00-0:50*
Umbra: Ah yes, Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, to rack up your f******* credit card debt to high heaven.
Umbra: Hahaha, "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", that is one of the best movie lines I have heard yet.
Umbra: And this is why I'm glad that my family gets along.
Umbra: Poor kid, now he is ripping his letter to Santa up and tossing it out the window, and now a blizzard just showed up out of nowhere, that can not be good at all.
*0:51-1:25*
Umbra: Sounds like Santa is here, wait that's not Santa Claus that landed on the roof, then what did?
Umbra: That present is moving on it own? What is inside of it I wonder?
Umbra: Now they are all busted open from the inside, that means what ever was inside of them got out.
Umbra: What does she mean that Santa is not coming this year? Oh Krampus is coming this year.
Umbra: HOLY S*** KRAMPUS IS HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*1:26-1:50*
Umbra: What was that!? Why is it hiding!?
Umbra: I do not want to know what they are looking at.
Umbra: QUOD INFERNUM SIT ILLUD!?!?! (latin for what the hell is that thing)
Umbra: Yeah, go outside that is a really smart idea. *Umbra's voice is dripping with sarcasm*
Umbra: *sees the evil teddy bear* AL DIOVOLO VOI, L'ORSO DEL MALE!!!!!! (italian for to hell with you, evil bear)
*1:51-2:10*
Umbra: Be quite little one, be very quite, Krampus is on the hunt.
Umbra: *sees the jack-in-the-box playing suddenly stop, stiffens up and prepares for a jump scare* I am clenching my Italian @$$ right now. *Krampus smashes the jack-in-the-box, scaring the living hell out of Umbra and making him scream like a little girl*
Umbra: *sees Krampus* Dio mio.(italian for oh my god)
Umbra:*in a sarcastic voice* Oh yeah, nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas. *cue the jack-in-the-box monster* OH JESUS!!!!!!!! *Umbra jumps from his chair, slams his back against the wall with his right hand over his heart, breathing heavily, after a minute he calms down and walks back to the table, but does not site down*
Umbra: Well that was fun, now if you will excuse me, I have some chaos to cause.
*with that said, Umbra picks up a giant, fully cooked turkey from out of nowhere, starts screaming like a madman and runs right through the wall, leaving a giant hole in his wake*
Characters: Human! Dazzlings, Author: MrB
*the Human! Dazzlings walk in and sit down*
Human! Adagio: So this is where we watch the video?
Human! Aria: This room could use some color to it. Have you ever thought about decorating this place?
Human! Sonata: Oh I just had a good idea!
Human! Aria: Really? Well lets hear it sis.
Human! Sonata: Okay! My idea is that maybe they could theme the rooms to the people who go to them.
Human! Adagio: *looks around the room and nods* I can see that, this room would look nice with some theme to it.
Human! Sonata: For realizes?
Human! Aria: For realizes, Sonata *gives Sonata a friendly noogie, causing Sonata to laugh*
Human! Adagio: That's enough girls, lets watch this video, get our bothers and go home.
Human! Aria: Gotcha.
Human! Sonata: Ok, Dagi.
*video starts*
*0:00-0:50*
Human! Sonata: *starts hum along to the song*
Human! Adagio: This is why I'm glad we got our holiday shopping done early.
Human! Aria: What the heck, did all these people wait until the last minute to do their Christmas shopping, this is worse then Black Friday.
Human! Adagio: Amen to that.
Human! Sonata: Wow, they have a lot of family members, and I thought our family was big.
Human! Aria: "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", grandma is that you? (their mom's mom)
*all three Human! Dazzlings laugh at Human! Aria's joke*
Human! Sonata: Didn't Grandma say that once?
Human! Adagio: Hahahahaha, yes she did, I like this character already.
Human! Sonata: Aw, that kid looks upset. *shocked gasp* Why is he ripping up his letter to Santa!?
Human! Adagio: Something must have really upset him to make him do that.
Human! Aria: Am I the only one here that finds it weird that moments after he throws the ripped up letter out the window, a blizzard appears and traps them all the house?
Human! Adagio: That is kinda weird, and ominous, and creepy.
Human! Aria: Is this a horror movie?
Human! Sonata: Who makes a Christmas themed horror movie?
Human! Adagio: Who ever made that movie Black Christmas.
*0:51-1:25*
Human! Sonata: Sounds like Santa Claus is here.
Human! Adagio: I don't think that was Santa Claus that landed on the roof Sonata.
Human! Aria: Those presents are moving like there is something inside of them.
Human! Adagio: Well what ever was in them got out.
Human! Sonata: I have a very bad feeling about this.
Human! Aria: You and me both sis.
Human! Sonata: Who's Krampus?
Human! Adagio: Sounds like something Melody would know.
*all three girls see Krampus on the roof*
Human! Sonata: *screams*
Human! Aria: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BECAUSE THAT IS NOT SANTA CLAUS!?!?!?
Human! Adagio: I don't know, but what ever it is, is huge.
*1:26-1:50*
Human! Aria: What was that?
Human! Adagio: I don't know and I don't want to know.
Human! Sonata: I'm scared.
Human! Adagio: They are looking at something and I don't like it.
*all three scream at the Krampus elves*
Human! Aria: Why would you go out side when there is a monster trying to kill you?
Human! Sonata: Even I know that is a bad idea.
*they see the evil teddy bear*
Human! Aria: F*** YOU FAZBEAR!!!!
*both Adagio and Sonata laugh at this*
*1:51-2:10*
Human! Sonata: There is something looking for her.
Human! Adagio: That must be Krampus.
*the jack-in-the-box starts play, only to suddenly stop, causing all 3 girls to tense up in fear of a jump scare*
Human! Adagio: Nothing is happening.
Human! Sonata: *whimpers in fear*
Human! Aria: Don't worry Sonata, if nothing has happened by now then I don't think there is going to be a jump scar-
*cue jump scare*
Human! Sonata: *screams*
Human! Aria: I TAKE IT BACK WHAT I SAID, I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!!!!
Human! Adagio: *jumps a little*
*all three see Krampus*
Human! Sonata: *to scared to say anything*
Human! Adagio: *puts her hands over her mouth in shock*
Human! Aria: HOLY S***!!!!!!!
*cue movie title*
Human! Adagio: *in a mock tone of voice* Nothing bad is going to happen on the holidays, BULL F****** S***!!!!!!!
*cue the jack-in-the-box*
Human! Adagio: *jumps out of her chair in shock with hands over her mouth and eyes as wide as dinner plates*
Human! Aria: *nearly falls out of her chair but grabs the table to stop herself*
Human! Sonata: *dives under the table in fear*
*after a minute everyone calms down and returns to their seats*
Human! Sonata: Well I'm never seeing that movie.
Human! Adagio: Same thing here sister.
Human! Aria: I might see it, but I will wait a little bit before I do.
*suddenly Umbra comes smashing through the wall screaming like a madman while carrying a giant cooked turkey before smashing into the other wall scaring the living crap out of the girls*
Human! Aria: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT!?!?!
Human! Adagio: A man smashing through the walls while screaming like a lunatic and carrying a giant, fully cooked turkey, I think.
Human! Sonata: Can this day get any weirder?
*suddenly the sound of chains rattling and hooves clomping can be heard*
????: Excuse me, but may I ask you young ladies a question?
* The Human! Dazzlings suddenly stiffen up at the sound of the voice and slowly turn to see Krampus standing in the middle of the room, looking at one of the huge holes in the walls before turning to look at the other one then turning to look at the girls with a kind face*
Krampus: I know this is going to be a silly question but did a man carrying a giant fully cooked turkey come running through here, if so, which way did he go?
*all three girls point in the direction that Umbra went*
Krampus: Thank you, Miss*Krampus pulls out a list and puts on a pair of reading glasses* ah here we go, Miss Dazzle, Miss Blaze, Miss Dusk, I will remember to put in a good word in for the three of you with Santa Claus.
*Krampus leaves the room*
Human! Adagio: Lets get our bothers and get the hell out of here!
Human! Aria and Human! Sonata: Right!
*they all leave the room*
Boyfriend: Fortissimo, Author: ShadowmanePX-41, Girlfriend: Melody, Author: MrB
*Fortissimo and Melody walk into the room and sit down*
Fortissimo: Lets do this quick because I got Christmas shopping to do for my bothers, sisters, and my beautiful girlfriend right here *points to Melody, who blushes*
Melody: Well, I do have to some Christmas shopping myself, but I already know what I'm getting you for Christmas this year. *she whispers the last part in his ear, causing Fortissimo's face to turn as red as a tomato*
Fortissimo: W-w-w-w-well I can't wait to find out what it is.
Melody: Come on, me and my boyfriend have things to do, so lets start the video already.
*video starts*
*0:00-0:50*
Fortissimo: That is a lot of last minute shoppers.
Melody: I want to know why the heck would any one wait until Christmas Eve to do their Christmas shopping?
Fortissimo: Last minute deals, my uncle Necro once tried to do last minute shopping, he had already gotten all the presents he need to get but he wanted to try his hand at it to see what it was like.
Melody: What happened?
Fortissimo: An old lady punched him in the face hard enough to give him a black eye.
Melody: An old lady? Really? What did he do? Get into a fight with that old lady from the Madagascar movies?
Fortissimo: Thats what my dad asked him when he toiled us the story.
*cue Aunt Dorothy's famous line*
Fortissimo: Hahahahahaha, "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", my grandma said that once, no joke.
Melody: Now I want to meet your grandma.
Fortissimo: Poor kid, he looks pretty upset about something.
Melody: Upset enough to rip up his letter to Santa.
Fortissimo: Now there is a blizzard.
*0:51-1:25*
Fortissimo: Sounds like something landed on the roof, do you think it could be Santa Claus?
Melody: I don't think that was Santa, Fortissimo.
Fortissimo: Those presents are moving on there own.
Melody: Well what ever was in them got out and is now running around their attic.
Melody: What, did she just say, Krampus!?
Fortissimo: I think so why?
Melody: I will tell you in a minute.
*sees Krampus on the roof*
Fortissimo: THAT IS NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
Melody: He is bigger then I thought he would be.
*1:26-1:50*
Fortissimo: Something just ran by.
Melody: Too small to be Krampus.
Fortissimo: They are looking at something and I don't like it.
Melody: Well, they are f*****.
Fortissimo: Why would you go outside when there are monsters trying to kill you out there?
*cue Krampus elves*
Melody: Welp, they are doomed.
*Fortissimo gives Melody a "WTF" look*
Fortissimo: well are you just a big ray of sunshine.
Melody: Well it's true, isn't it?
*evil teddy bear*
Fortissimo: Someone call Scott Cawthon and tell him that Freddy Fazbear is in a movie.
*1:51-2:10*
Fortissimo: Let me guest, that is Krampus.
Melody: Yep
Fortissimo: So he is basically evil Santa Claus?
Melody: Yep.
Fortissimo:And now there is a jack-in-the-box playing...... oh crap.
*the jack-in-the-box stops playing both Fortissimo and Melody brace themselves for a jump scare*
Melody: Shouldn't something be happening right?
Fortissimo: It's probably trying to make us believe that isn't going to be a jump scare when there really is one.
*the jump scare happens, causing both Melody and Fortissimo to jump in surprise*
Fortissimo: Dang it, I was prepared for it and everything and it still got me.
*see Krampus*
Fortissimo: If I was that girl, I would be pissing myself at that point.
Melody: *looks at Fortissimo with a look of disgust*
Fortissimo: *looks at her in confusion* What?
Melody: TMI Fortissimo, TMI.
Fortissimo: Sorry.
*movie title*
Fortissimo: Woman, a lot of bad things can happen on Christmas.
*cue the jack-in-the-box monster*
Fortissimo: *screams and falls backwards in his chair*
Melody: *screams really loud*
Fortissimo: *gets back in his chair* Okay then, that happened.
Melody: I'm so seeing that movie.
Fortissimo: *does a double take* What!? Why!?
Melody: Because Krampus is in it, you know that I have huge respect for my German heritage, and Krampus is an ancient German legend that my grandmother would tell me story's about when I was a little girl.
Fortissimo: Oh okay, well then I will see it with you.
Melody: Good because I'm going to need a big, strong man to be there for me to hold on to when I get scared.
Fortissimo: *puffs his chest out to make it look bigger* I will be there for babe.
*suddenly Umbra comes smashing through the wall screaming like a mad man while carrying a giant fully cooked turkey before smashing through the other wall, scaring the living crap out of Fortissimo and Melody*
Fortissimo: Was that Mr.Shade?
Melody: Yes it was, but what I want to know is why was he carrying a cooked turkey and screaming?
*before Fortissimo can open his mouth to say anything, the sound of chains rattling and hoofs clomping can be heard in the room, this causes Fortissimo and Melody look at each other*
Fortissimo: There is something behind us, isn't there?
Melody: *slowly nods her head*
*they both turn around to see Krampus looking around the room before looking at them*
Krampus: Let me guest, he went that way. *points in the direction that Umbra went*
*both Melody and Fortissimo both slowly nod their heads up and down*
Krampus: Thanks.
*Krampus leaves the room*
Fortissimo: I better go find my sisters now!
*Fortissimo runs out of the room*
Melody: You go do that.
Boyfriend: Allegro, Author: ShadowmanePX-41, Girlfriend: Acapella, Author: MrB
*Allegro and Acapella walk into the room and sit down*
Allegro: So what are we watching and how long will this take?
Acapella: Allegro don't be rude.
Allegro: I have Christmas shopping to do for my mom, dad, uncles, and you, and I really want to get you something special this year.
Acapella: *blushes* Something special, for me?
Allegro: Yes, but I don't know what to get you that won't look insulting to you.
Acapella: Insulting? What could you get me for Christmas that I would find insulting?
Allegro: A weight set.
Acapella: Good point.
Allegro: Let's get this video over with.
*video starts*
*0:00-0:50*
Acapella: I feel bad for that poor guy that is getting trampled on by all of those shoppers.
Allegro: That is why I do my shopping early.
Acapella: You and me both.
*cue Aunt Dorothy's famous line*
Acapella: Didn't your grandma say that once?
Allegro: Yes she did.
Acapella: This family has problems.
Allegro: You can say that again.
Acapella: That kid is ripping up his letter to Santa.
Allegro: And he is throwing it out the window.
Acapella: And now there is a blizzard.
*0:51-1:25*
Acapella: I don't think that was Santa that landed on the roof.
Allegro: Those presents are moving on their own.
Acapella: And what ever was in them got out.
Acapella: Krampus you say. Melody is going to love this.
Allegro: Let me guest, Krampus is a German thing?
Acapella: Yep.
Allegro: Okay then.
*sees Krampus on the roof*
Allegro: *eyes widen* That is not Santa.
Acapella: To big to be Jolly Old St. Nick.
*1:26-1:50*
Allegro: What was that? Why is it hiding behind a snowman?
Acapella: I'm going to take a wild guest and say Krampus doesn't work alone.
Allegro: Great he has elves of his own.
Acapella: Looks like they found something.
Allegro: And what ever it is, is alive.
Acapella: Why would you go outside in the middle of a blizzard?
Allegro: And get into a vehicle that has been in said blizzard for god knows how long and expect it to work.
*evil teddy bear*
Acapella: Remember when you said that Krampus has elves of his own, well you can add Freddy Fazbear to that list.
Allegro: Great.
*1:51-2:10*
Allegro: That girl better stay quite.
Acapella: I think he already knows that she is under there.
*jack-in-the-box starts playing only to stop*
Allegro: Are we waiting for something to happen?
*cue jump scare*
Allegro: *jumps back*
Acapella: *doesn't even bat an eye lash*
*sees Krampus*
Allegro: Holy. Crap.
Acapella: I hate to be her right now.
Allegro: You and me both.
Allegro: I'm pretty sure a lot of bad things can happen on Christmas.
*cue jack-in-the-box monster*
*Allegro lets out a high pitched scream and tries to run out of the room only for Acapella to stop him by grabbing the back collar of his shirt and holding him while he runs in place*
Acapella: That was even scary at all.
Allegro: Let go of me Acapella.
*before Acapella can say anything, Umbra comes crashing through the wall carrying a giant cooked turkey while screaming like a madman before smashing through the other wall, all the while Acapella looks on in complete confusion*
Acapella: Was that Mr. Shade?
Allegro: *no answer*
Acapella: Allegro?
Allegro: *still no answer*
Acapella: Allegro would you please answer *Acapella suddenly realizes that she does not feel the pull on her arm from Allegro trying to run away,
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Nightmare Night by Woodentoster, Discord The Living Tombstone remix, and Thriller/Heads will Roll by Glee
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Boyfriend:Quill, Girlfriend:Lemon Zest, Author: Crimson Lost
first video:
Lemon Zest dragged Quill back in and tied him to his chair. "There's no clowns this time you baby!
Quill growled. "I don't wanna be here!"
Lemon Zest glared at him. "We missed the last one because of you! You owe me!
"...fine....but if anything resembling a clown pops up i'm out!
-after the first video-
"What's nightmare night" Quill asked as he looked at Lemon
She shrugged. "Dunno, but the music was pretty good."
-second video-
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" They said together with a big smile.
"I dunno why someone would make a song about the superintendant but that was sooo cool! I loved the visuals!" Quill said with a smile.
Lemon nodded and she got out her i-pod. "Bought and downloaded!"
-third video-
".....meh never liked glee that much, and thriller is not one of my favorites. " Lemon Said
"Agreed, i love the song but they sang it soooo wrong! Its sounded alot better in the old music video, where it was nice and halloween-y like its supposed to be." Quill said with a nod.
Boyfriend: Clyde, Girlfriend: Rarity, Author: BRyeMC
Rarity: You know, those were quite enjoyable. I'm not one for techno, however, but that last one was rather good. Why did we never form a glee club or a cappella group, Clyde? We have plenty of people to do so.
Clyde: I'm not sure. No one has ever brought it up.
Rarity: Well, I for one would love singing a romantic duet with you.
Clyde: As long as we don't have to dance. I'm not one for dancing.
Rarity: How about slow dancing? With me especially?
Clyde: Obviously, you know that's the lone exception.
Boyfriend: Warhawk, Girlfriend: Sonata Dusk, Author: Grann
Warhawk: Okay fine I'll say it, I'm sorry I missed the last episode.
Sonata: Their was another episode?
Warhawk: Yeah it was- wait a minute, are those remixes of songs and shit?
Sonata: I don't know, are those?
Warhawk: Yeah fuck this I'm out. Sorry guys, can't do it.
Sonata: Warhawk wait, oh sorry everypony I guess we'll have to do this next episode.
Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria Blaze, Author: CosmicAlchemist24
Nightmare Night
Artemis: ALL MY CRINGE!
Aria: Calm down Arrow I know you don't like rap but CHILL OK!
Artemis: Ok...ok I'm cool. Now the music was very decent to say the least not my style but still good.
Aria: I agree.
(he looks at Aria)
Artemis: What that's it no argument, no fight, no smashing through people's walls to hurt them.
Aria: Eh I'm not in the mood right now.
Artemis: You not in the mood to hurt someone, who are you and what have you done to my Aria
Aria: Oh haha. Your the Worst.
Discord
Aria: I LOVE THIS SONG!
Artemis: Ok now who needs to calm down.
Aria: I'm sorry but, this was a great song and no one better say other wise.
(Artemis turned his head away from Aria)
Aria: Artemis you like the song...RIGHT!
Artemis: w..Well um...It was really catchy, the lyrics were good a little repetitive but good and the music really great so yeah I liked the song.
(Aria smiled and kissed his cheek which actually surprised him)
Aria: Thanks Babe now I'm going to see who else likes it.
(Aria stood up and started running to the other reaction rooms. Artemis knew what she was going to do and got up from his seat and ran straight after her)
Artemis: ARIA BLAZE YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!!! UGH, YOU ARE THE WORST!!
Thriller/Heads Will Roll
Artemis and Aria (During the Video): CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT AND NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE. YOU KNOW IT'S THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT, YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE INSIDE A KILLER THRILLER TONIGHT!
Aria: I LOVE THIS SONG!
Artemis: YOU ARE NOT ALONE ON THAT!
(Wow this ended without them calling each other The Worst....Weird)
Boyfriend: Soul, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Both Soul and Sunset had watched the first video.
Sunset: Wow, that was pretty creepy and cool song. This definitely sound like something that would be played on Nightmare Night.
Soul: Yeah, it really wou- Wait, how would they play a music about a holiday that comes from a totally different world?
Sunset and Soul both furrowed their brow before looking at the screen with raised brows. Later on, they saw the second video.
Sunset: Um, meh. I'm really into this one that much.
Soul: I kinda thought it was cool to listen to. I kinda thought Treble would be interested in.
Treble: Yeah, I totally would.
Soul: Wha the- Treble, what are you doing here!? There's rooms are suppose to be separate.
Treble: A funny gag?
*suddenly Aria runs into the room with Artemis chasing after her*
Aria: Did you guys enjoy the video?
Artemis: Aria *gasp* please we need *gasp* to get back to the *gasp* room now and watch the other video, *Artemis looks up and sees Treble, Soul, and Sunset staring at him with a "WTF" look on their faces* oh hay guys.
Aria: Who is going to make me go back to the room.
???: ME!
*Aria stiffens up at the sound of a very angry voice, slowly she turns around and meets face to face with Asura from Asura's Wrath in a security guard outfit staring at her with a very angry look on his face*
Asura: Alright get BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!!!!!
*Treble, Aria, and Artemis all scream in terror and run away as Asura chases them*
After Asura chased Treble, Aria, and Artemis out for some odd reason, Soul and Sunset listened to the last video. While they were listening, they got so into the beat of the music that they started dancing to it.
Sunset: Okay, that was awesome to listen! I never thought Thriller and Heads Will Roll would ever work. The cast of Glee really know how to rock these musics.
Soul: They sure do from what I hear. I never did watch any of the episode.
Sunset: WHAT!?
Soul: What? I never saw any of them.
Sunset: Okay, we're going back to my place. I happen to have a few dvds on me.
Soul: Um, that's really not-
Before Soul could finish, Sunset grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and started dragging him out of the theater.
Soul: Well, looks like I'm going to see some Glee..... *Sigh* And the day was looking so good.
Boyfriend: Treble Girlfriend: Vinyl, Author: Spooky_Muffin
Treble: So Vinyl couldn't join me today because of DJ stuff. Anyway lets go with it shall we?
*Watches first video*
Treble: My kind of music! I wish Vinyl was here to hear this.
*Watches second video*
Treble: DEM BASS AND BEATS THOUGH.
Treble: I'm going to check on Soul and see what he is doing.
*Treble leaves the room, half an hour later he comes running back in with an angry Asura chasing him*
Asura: now watch the video! *Asura leaves the room*
*Watches third video*
Youtube Video
Treble: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?! SOMEONE CALL MICHEAL JACKSO- Oh wait he died. Nevermind.
Soul: Hey Treble watcha- why the hell is there vomit everywhere?
*Treble points to the screen*
Soul: Oh that I didn't think it was that bad.
Treble: *In shock* WHAT?!? DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY TASTE IN MUSIC.
*Soul puts his hands up in defense*
Soul: OK, OK, dude just calm down, deep breathes.
*MrB, real name Ben, walks in and sees the vomit, looks up at Treble and Soul*
Ben: CLEAN UP!!!!!!!!!
*Upon that being said, a bright light starts shining down from the heavens as Alex Louis Armstrong From FullMetal Alchemist in a janitor outfit with a mop and a bucket riding pony Bulk Biceps appears*
Armstrong: You called?
*Ben points to the mess*
Armstrong: Very well I shall clean it with THE CLEANING TECHNIQUES THAT HAVE BEEN PASTED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!!!!
*Armstrong rips his shirt off and starts sparkling with manliness and proceeds to clean up the mess in record time, much to the shock of Soul and Treble, and Ben's amusement*
Armstrong: It is done.
*Asura walks in, sees Armstrong he smiles, which Armstrong does the same*
Armstrong: Asura my good friend how have you been, how is your daughter Mithra doing?
Asura: she is doing fine.
Armstrong: And your wife?
*Asura and Armstrong continue talking as they walk away*
Ben: Well that's all folks, see you next time.