Between two jobs and a foal, Richard and Roseluck haven't been spending as much time together as they used to. With the distractions of everyday life weighing down on them, Roseluck worries that the two of them will lose the spark between them forever. Thankfully, the introduction of advanced technology from Earth means Equestria now has access to humanity's greatest treasure: porn. Will it be enough to end their dry spell and get the two sex enthusiasts back in the game?

Set in the Gentlemanverse. Takes place two years after the main story of A Gentleman's Price.

Edited by Firesight.

Proofreaders: Denim_Blue, Cogwheelbrain, Silentwoodfire.