Chapters Gravity of the Odd Situation
Chapter 1: Welcoming Party
Chapter 1:
Welcoming Party
Nighttime has fallen upon the world of Equestria. The sky was filled with twinkling stars, the moon was shining with the help of Princess Luna, and almost everypony was either closing up shop or already asleep in their homes, waiting to the sun to rise. So far it seems like a peaceful, quiet night for everypony in Equestria.
*CRASH!!!*
Well, almost everypony.
“MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!” Yelled Chrysalis as she was woken up by a loud crashing sound in her room. “What on earth is that thing!?” Before she could say anything else she heard some noises coming from the strange object with wheels. (Get your mind out of the gutters folks, it’s not that kind of noise.)
“Nice going, Katie.” said a feminine voice from inside. “I told you to make a left turn past brookelyn drive but no, you just had to make that right past that school so we wouldn’t be late to get home after the game expo we came from.”
“Well sorry Raven, but you and I both know how my mother is when it come to me getting back home before bedtime.” Katie said as she rolled down the window to see where she and her friends were. “Hey, buddy, you wouldn’t happen to know-.” Katie was unable to finish her sentence as she saw a naked humanoid like bug pony with green hair standing in shock at what she’s seeing. Katie’s face turned bright red as rolled her window back up.This, in turn, caused Chrysalis to grab the cover off her bed, and run off screaming down the hall yelling like a mad pony.
“So where are we?” Raven asked.
“I just saw a half naked mutant bug pony…...something tells me we’re not in the U.S.A anymore.”
“Okay…...what have you been smoking recently?”
“Raven, I know what I saw, and it was what I just said.”
“Right, and I’m the queen of London.” Raven said as she exited the car. “Well, from I could tell, we’re in a building of some kind. Specifically a bedroom, but how the hell did we get here?” These questions were not able to be answered as the door to the bedroom opened up and the pony that Katie saw returned with more of her kind wearing black armor and had spears in their hands.
“Guards! There’s some kinds of monsters that just landed in my bedroom! Take them to the dungeon to have them interrogated for questioning ” Chrysalis yelled as her guards ready their spears.
“......Holy crap, you we’re telling the truth, Kaite.”
“I told you so, now get back in the car!” Katie yelled as the woman hopped back in just before a spear almost hit her in the face. “Now what do we do?”
“What on earth is going on?” Kelly asked as she finally woke up.
“Would you believe that we’re being attacked by a bunch of mutant bug like ponies?” Katie asked.
“.....What did i miss when I was asleep?” Kelly asked only for a spear to appear a few inches away from her face. “What the hell?!”
“I’ll explain what’s going on later, right now hold on!” Katie said as she started the car back up, and push the pedal to drive towards the guards and Chrysalis. The changelings moved out of the way as the car zoomed past, swerving into the main hall before a loud crash sounded through the palace. “Sweet Faust! Not the crystal statue of our Queen!”
“Did I hit anyone?” Katie asked.
“No, but a lot of them that we barely hit are giving us the finger.” Kelly said as she looked behind herself. “Yep, they’re pissed.”
“I’m sure they’ll get over it….I hope.” She said as she made a hard left. “Where the hell are we anyway?”
“You’re guess is as good as mine. But judging by what we’re passing, I’m gonna take a guess that we’re inside a castle.”
“Wait, did we travel back in time or something?”
“I doubt it seeing how this place is filled with humanoid like bug ponies. We could be in another dimension.”
“What gave it away?” Katie said sarcastically. “Was it the fact that we’re running away from a ugly looking bug pony that you would see in a doctor who story?”
“Well that….and you’re about to hit one right about now.”
“What’s that suppose to-.” Katie’s question was cut short as something landed on the hood of the car. All three humans popped their heads out the window to see a female changeling clinging on the roof of the car. “Well…...that’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Think we can keep it?”
“No!” Raven yelled as Katie stopped the car causing the Changeling to go flying into an empty room. “Oh crap. I hope that pony lady isn’t dead?”
“We’ll worry about her later.” Katie said as she shifted the car into second gear and pulled off down the hallway. “Right now, we need to get out of this place.”
“Do you even know where we’re going?” Kelly asked.
“Better than staying here and getting sent to jail. After what happen to the bug pony that was sent flying, I doubt they’ll think of us as normal bystanders, nor will they think of us as innocent aliens from another world.”
“Understatement of the fucking millennium Katie. Also you might want to hit the brakes.”
“What are you talking abou-” Katie looked up to see a platoon of knights wearing crimson black armor blocking there path. “Dammit.” She said as she hit the brakes, causing the car to come to a screeching halt. She then tried to pull back, but it too was blocked by the same knights that were chasing them. “Seriously!?”
“There’s nowhere for you monsters to run.” Chrysalis said. “Surrender now and accept your death with some dignity.”
“Great, now what do we do?” Raven asked.
“..........Hold on to something ladies.” Katie pushed her foot onto the gas pedal, causing the car to move forward. “What I’m about to do is something I really hate to do…..do not tell my mother….or father…..or my parole officer.”
“Oh, this so not gonna end well for all of us, huh?” Kelly asked, who was holding onto her seat in fear of what’s about to happen.
“My queen, they’re charging at us.” said a changeling knight.
“Hold the line fools! You are my guards of the changeling empire! Don’t let that metal turtle with wheels scare you like a bunch of-.” Before Chrysalis could finish her statement. The car that the cosplayers were in, rammed straight into her. Causing her to get run over and badly damage.
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!” Raven yelled.
“SORRY BUT IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION I HAD! WOULD YOU RATHER WE ENDED UP IN JAIL!?” Katie yelled back.
“Um guys, you might want to pay attention to the road.” Kelly suggested.
“And why is that?”
“Because we’re about to hit that huge ass door right in front of us.”
(Outside)
“Hey did you hear something?” Ask one of the changelings guarding the outside door.
“Hear what?” Just as he said that. The car burst through the door that the two changelings were guarding. Along with them were a platoon of changelings chasing after the strange metal monster that was fleeing. “I think that was the sound you we’re hearing.”
“Should we do something about it?”
“.....Let’s just pretend we didn’t see anything and leave it to the ones that are following that strange monster.”
(Inside the car)
“Hard left, HARD LEFT!!” yelled Kelly as the blonde woman made a left turn.
“I know how to drive Kelly, I have played a few driving simulator online after all.” Katie said as she made another hard left turn past a statue of a CHangeling with a horn & wings, and was wearing a crown.
“And how many of those have you actually passed?”
“........Up yours bitch, no one likes a backseat driver.”
“And you’re wondering why we don’t drive with you that much.”
“Oh I like to see you drive better then me?”
“Then pull over and let me drive then.”
“No way!”
“Why not?”
“If you haven’t noticed by now; we’re being chased by a bunch of flying bug ponies with spears in hand. Remember?”
“.....Oh….right….hard right then seeing how you’re driving at the moment.”
“You’re an idiot you know that right?”
“This coming from the girl who though she could fly just like superman.”
“Um not to change the subject or anything, but we’re running out of road.” Raven said as Katie looked up to see a closed off sign causing her to hit the breaks on the car.
“Crap! Not good!”
“Now what do we do?”
“We could always fight our way through this place until we make it out?”
“And how are we gonna do that? If you haven’t notice, but we’re not what you call combat ready for something like this.”
“True, but I have a theory that I need to test out for a second.” Katie said as she unbuckled her seat belt, open the door to the car, and walked outside.
“Wait, where is she going?”
“If I know Katie, she’s pretty much gonna do something reckless. Come on let’s go help her seeing how we’re gonna get killed.” said Kelly as she and Raven walked outside.
“Weird creatures! Surrender and return with us to the dungeon or else!”
“Or else what jerkface!” Katie yelled sticking her tongue out.
“Or else we will take you down by force if we have to.”
“Well that’s gonna be hard for you all to do when your all on the ground now would it?” Katie closed her eye as her body started to glow red. At first nothing appeared to have happen as the guards begin to charge at the blonde female thinking nothing would happen. That is until she open her eyes and caused everyone within her sight fall to the ground.
“How the hell did you do that?” Raven asked.
“I honestly don’t know. I was just hoping that I had the same powers as Kat from Gravity Rush 2, but it appears that I do have them.”
“So that means we must have the same powers as the characters we are dressed up as in the game right?” asked Kelly.
“Seem like it seeing how I just forced and entire platoon of mutant bug ponies to fall to the ground.”
“Really now?” Kelly said as raised her metal arm and fired some kind of sticky substance onto the changelings that were still on the ground. “I could get used to this.”
“Okay so we have the same powers and abilities from the characters in them game. What do we do now?” Raven asked.
“Hm……Ever wonder what it feels like to be in a flying car?”
(Chrysalis’s Castle)
“My queen you are badly injured. Shouldn’t you be in infirmary to get your wounds patch up?”
“Those creatures are running amuck around my kingdom. I don’t have time to stay in a hospital bed while they do faust knows what.”
“Then let us get them for you. If you keep pushing yourself like that, then you’ll just make you injuries even worse.”
“Like I give a flying feather! The moment I get my hands on them, I’m going to enjoy killing them dlow-.”Chrysalis was unable to finish her threat as she was sent flying into a wall caused by an explosion from behind her and the changeling in the hallway.
“So not only are you a bad driver, but you’re also a bad flyer as well.” Kelly said.
“Oh I’m sorry, do you want to drive Kelly? Oh wait you can’t seeing how you don’t know how to drive!” Katie said as she smacked her robotic friend upside her head.
“Excuse me creatures.” said a male changeling wearing midnight purple armor getting the attention of Katie and her friends. “Care to explain why you attack and almost killed our queen a few moments ago?”
“To be fair she tried to kill us with a bunch of knight with spears in hand.” Kelly said.
“And attacking our queen was a smart idea?”
“Well she should’ve thought about that before she attacked us. We did it out of self defense.”
“Be that as it may you are under arrest for assault on royalty.” He said ordering the changeling to form around the humans. “Will you come with us peacefully?”
“Okay we could do that…..or.” Katie’s body turned red as she used the powers of gravity to force against the wall or floor. “I could do that and just drive away with my friends.” She said as she levitated the car out of the wall and into the air. “Oh and I would advise you not to follow or send anyone after us. Cause we’re not afraid to hurt anyone that follows us.” With that being said the three displaced humans flew off into the night sky. Leaving the changeling dumb founded as to what just happen to them.
Gravity of the Odd Situation
Chapter 2: The Town of Sweet Illusions
Chapter 2:
The Town of Sweet Illusions
(Everfree Forest)
“Well that could’ve gone better don’t you guys think?” Katie said as she popped the hood of the car open.
“I doubt it seeing how we’re now public enemies number one for those mutant bug ponies. So how much damage did the car take?” Raven asked.
“Well besides the fact that windshield wiper fluid being low, other than that everything seems to be in order.” Katie said as she popped the trunk open, levitated a container full of windshield wiper fluid, and began to pour it in.
“Any idea on where we are now?” Kelly asked.
“We’re in the middle of a forest. One that almost resembles the rain forest back on earth, only the forest here isn’t raining constantly.”
“You think we might find a way back home?”
“Possibly, but we need to find someone that might have an idea about our situation.”
“We’ll worry about that later.” Katie said as she closed the hood of the car. “Right now we need to find a town or something that will give us directions. That and some oil for the car because we’re running low on it.”
“And where are we supposed to find some. Judging by where we are I doubt we’ll be able to find some before the engine locks up. Couldn’t you just levitate us out of here or something.”
“Just because I can do that, doesn’t mean I have a full grasp on how this gravity stuff works Raven. Plus I don’t think you want me to fly us out do you Raven?”
“....Fair point. So where do go?”
“Let’s just search the area and see what we can find for food or something. We’re in the forest after all so we might as well live off the land until we find a town or something.”
“Wait, shouldn’t one of us stay behind? You know just incase someone or something tries to steal our ride?”
“Who do you suggest?” Kelly asked.
“You.”
“Why me?”
“Because you have an arm cannon that can take out almost anything, and you’re pretty much can scare anyone easily.”
“Fine I’ll stay behind, but I need the keys seeing how Katie’s not using them.” Katie shrugged as she tossed the keys to Kelly. “Thanks.”
“Come along Raven. We have some exploring to do.” Katie said as she walked off into the forest.
“Man this is place is the is really odd.” Katie said as she push through a bush. “Seriously, it’s like this place is huge pool of plants that you would find in different countries.”
“That and the wildlife around here. Some of the animals here are very….weird or mythological.”
“You mean that cockatrice we past by a few hours ago?”
“Not to mention that weird talking lake serpent.”
“He wasn’t that bad.”
“He called us monster and fled off to lord knows where.”
“To be fair Raven we’re on an unknown planet that I could guess never seen humans before.”
“Still that doesn’t give him the right to act that way to us.”
“I’m sure he has his reasons. Let’s just find something that can lead us to the right direction out of this forest.”
“You mean like that?” Raven pointed a finger in front of Katie as they say a small town glowing in the distance. “You don’t see something like that nowadays now do you?”
“You think whoever lives in that town might know a way out of this forest?”
“Unless you want to ask that lake serpent with the greaser hairstyle?”
“....Guess we’ll go into town.” Katie said as she and Raven began to walk into the small town. As they entered they took notice on how this place almost resemble somewhat of how houses were made back in the old days before technology. What got their attention the most was seeing the people or ponies of the town.
“Well shit. First mutant bug ponies, now humanoid like ponies that aren’t mutants.”
“These must be this world’s inhabitants.” Raven whispered. “At least they don’t look dangerous like those mutant bug ponies we meet.”
“You can never be to sure about it, they could be a bunch of cannibalistic ponies that will eat you in your sleep.” Katie whispered back. “Let’s just ask them a way out of here and be on our way.” As the two females continue their little talk, a grey pony with black mane wearing a black long sleeve shirt and navy color jeans walked up to them.
“Greetings my fellow ponies!” He said startling the two shifters. “Welcome to Sunny Town. My name is Grey hoof, and I would like to welcome you both to our little town.”
“Um...hi…..it’s nice to meet you Grey Hoof.” Katie said awkwardly. “My name is….Kat Graviton, and this is my friend Raven…..Void.”
“Really?”
“Look something about this place is giving me goosebumps. Let’s just go with these names until we can get some directions okay?”
“....Fine.”
“Well it’s a pleasure to meet you both Ms. Kat and Ms. Raven. What brings such lovely mares like yourselves into our peaceful town?”
“We’re kinda lost at the moment. We took a wrong turn during our little hike through the forest and found this place by accident. You wouldn’t happen to know a way back out of the forest would you?”
“Oh, all you have to do is follow the road that leads to this town back and it’ll lead you back out of the forest.”
“Thanks, well come on Raven we have a lot of lost ground to catch up for.” Just as the two were about to leave, Grey Hoof placed a hand on both their shoulders, motioning them to stop.
“Wait, before you two leave wouldn’t you both like to stay for the party we’re hosting? We rarely get visitors here and it looks like you two are in need of something to eat.”
“Hm, well we haven’t eaten anything in the past few hours. I guess we can stay for a while.”
“Perfect! I’ll go tell the others about this.” Grey Hoof said as he ran off. “Make yourselves at home, Sunny Town is always happy to have new friends.” As Grey Hoof vanished from out of their line of sight. Kat pulled Raven over to the side.
“Okay we really need to get out of this place soon. Something about that smile of his is creepy me the fuck out.”
“You think he’s part of some kind of cult or something?”
“Maybe, but let’s not make him think we’re suspicious and attack yet. Call Kelly and tell her about what’s going and have her bring the car here to this location.”
“How is she going to find us? It’s not like she can track us or anything.”
“She’s cosplaying as Yunica from Gravity Rush. She’s pretty much a cyborg so she should be able to track one of our cellphone’s.”
“Good point. What are you planning on doing while I call her?”
“I’m gonna have a little look around Sunny Town. Something about him and this place is putting me on edge, and I’m about to find out what it is.”
“Just be careful when you do it. Lord knows I don’t want to come in and save your ass like always.”
“Oh come on, this is me we’re talking about.” Kat said as she begins to walk off. “When have I ever gotten myself into trouble like this?”
“More than you can imagine.” Raven thought as she pulled out her cellphone to call Kelly. While was busy doing that, Kat made her way into town as the ponies either waved hello or said hi to her. The Shifter in turn put on a fake smile and waved back.
“Just keep waving Katie. You’re only here until Kelly get’s here with your car, and you can kiss this place goodbye-.” Just as Kat was about to make a left turn around an abandoned house. She ended up falling on her bottom due to her bumping into something or someone hard without knowing. “Ow! Watch where you’re going.“
“You watch where ya’ll going.” said the pony Kat bumped into. To what Kat could tell the pony was about the size of a 12 year old kid. She was wearing blue overalls, a light reddish shirt and pink bow on her head. “What the hay are you?” the filly asked as she backed away while holding a stick out at Kat.
“Well that’s just rude.” Kat said as she patted the dirt off be bottom. “Here I thought the ponies in this place wouldn’t act rude because of someone like me. Then again that guy named Grey Hoof mistaken me as a pony, so I’m not gonna complain about it.”
“I asked what hay are you?”
“I’m a human you rude little brat.”
“I have a name you know?”
“Well maybe if you stop being rude then I’ll stop calling you a brat then? Now care to tell me who you are then kid?”
“My name’s Applebloom.” She said as she slowly lowered her stick. “What’s your name?”
“Kat Graviton, but you can call me Kat for short.”
“That’s a weird name.”
“So is having a name call Applebloom, but you don’t see me judging it. So….how long have you been in this town?”
“Um….I just found this place moments ago. I kinda got lost and followed this strange looking pony here.”
“So you’re not a resident in this place?”
“Nope, are you?”
“No, my friend and I just found this place just like you did kid. Guess we’re both on the same boat on finding this town by accident huh?”
“Seems so. So what are you and your friends doing here?”
“Well we were planning on leaving this place once our ride gets here. Until then I’m gonna have a look around the place. This place is giving me goosebumps all over and that doesn’t happens unless something is up.”
“I don’t know, this place seem nice. All the ponies here are happy and carefree, so how can this place be bad?”
“Every town has it’s secrets Applebloom. They may not show it at time, but they have their secrets. Whether it’s something funny or something grim and dark.”
“Isn’t it wrong to look into other ponies secrets?”
“Yes, but a small town in the middle of a forest like this. This just screams something is up.” Kat said as she begins to walk off. “You’re coming or what? Because something tells me you might get hurt if I actually find something.”
“H-Hey! Wait up!” Applebloom said as she followed the strange blonde human.
Gravity of the Odd Situation
Chapter 3: Nightmare in Sunny Town
Chapter 3
Nightmare in Sunny town
“So that’s pretty much what’s the situation is Yunica.” Raven said.
[Hm, well if katie’s skin crawling like that, then it means something is up in that town you’re in.]
“Just bring the car here as soon as you can. Because if I know how Kat is, she’s going to have a look around the place. Which always lead us into trouble.”
[Right…..gimme about five to ten minutes or so, and I should be there to pick you two up.]
“Okay, I’ll bring Kat once you’re here.” Raven said as she hung up. “Speaking of, where the hell is she anyway?” She asked only for her question to be answered as the town around her turned from happy and peaceful, to run downed and grimdark. “Something tells me that Kat has something to do with this.” Raven placed her cellphone into her pocket as she began to run off into town in search of Kat.
(Moments ago)
“See anything Applebloom?” Kat asked as she looked underneath a table.
“Nothing here, this place is cleared.” Applebloom said as she brushed off some dirt from her pants.
“How hard is it to find secrets in this place?”
“Well they are secrets, they are suppose to be kept hidden.” Applebloom said sarcastically.
“Don’t get smart with me kid, just keep looking around and-.” Just before Kat was about to finish her sentence, she notice a grey color mare with yellow & orange mane who was wearing a red shirt, blue jeans, and light blue vest walking into the back part of Sunny Town. “It looks like we just found a lead.” She said as she motion Applebloom to follow her. “Come on let’s check it out.”
“You sure we should be following her? I mean, what if she’s meeting somepony in secret to confess their love for each other.”
“Well you can stay if you want, but I’m gonna have a peek at what this pony is up to.” Kat said as she walked into the words.
“H-Hey wait for me!” Applebloom said as she followed after Kat. As the two continued to follow the mysterious mare, they watched as the mare walked into a house that looked like it was abandoned for quite some time.
“Guess we can ask the mysterious pony if she knows anything about Sunny Town.” Kat said as she walked up to the house and tried to open it, but unfortunately the door was locked. “Hello! Is anyone home?! I would like to ask you about something involving Sunny Town!” She said while knocking at the door. There was no response. “Hey! I know you can here me! Open the door dammit!”
While Kat was busy banging at the door, Applebloom decided to have a look at the well next to the house. As she looked down at the well, she noticed something shining in in the bucket down below. Noticing the wheel on the side of the well, Applebloom began to turn it as the bucket began to move up towards the surface. As the bucket hit the top, Applebloom saw a rusty old key in it.
“Hey, I think this key belong to that pony that went inside.” Applebloom said as Kat rushed over and grabbed the key.
“Well it would seems that we can get inside with this. Nice work Applebloom.” Kat said as she walked back to the door and unlocked it. As the door opened up, the two entered the somewhat empty house of the mysterious pony. “Man, this place is empty as hell. You think this pony would’ve gotten some kind of furniture to for her guess.”
“I don’t think we’re classified as guess at this point. More like burglars entering into someponiy’s house without permission.”
“We’re not burglars if we don’t steal anything. Now let’s have a look around the place for the mysterious pony.” Kat suggested as she and Applebloom began to look around.
“Where did she go? There nothing in here, so she couldn’t hide herself.” Just as she was about to move somewhere else, she notice Kat staring at the fireplace. “Did you find something?”
“You know that mysterious pony that we were just following a few seconds ago?”
“Yeah what about her?”
“Well I found her….but you’re not gonna like what you see.”
“What do you mean by tha-.” Just Applebloom appeared right next to the fireplace, her eyes widen in horror at the chard remains of what looked like to be a teenage pony. There was a moment of silence in the cabin, that is until Applebloom said something. “......No no no no no NO!!!” She said as she ran out.
“Hey! Wait for me!” Kat yelled as she followed after Applebloom. After a few seconds of running, Kat finally caught up with Applebloom. Only for to be surprise as she looked around at the now wrecked version of Sunny Town. “Damn, this place went from happy and friendly to holy fuck this is creepy in less then a second.” She said as she notice Raven running towards them.
“Something tells me that you found something that you weren’t suppose to find.”
“If you mean finding the remains of a dead pony, then yeah we pretty found this place little secret.”
“So we’re going with a cult of crazy ponies then?”
“Possibly, but right now let’s just get the fuck out of here before something else happens.” Just the trio were about to make their leave, they head a sickly voice come from all around them.
“There was no other way. She was going to spoil the party.”
“W-What was that?” Applebloom asked as she ran behind Kat.
“I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that it’s one of the ponies in this town.” Kat said as Raven levitated a piece of wood in her hand, while Kat took a martial art stance. “I’m hoping Yunica get’s here soon.” she said as she notice something pulling itself from below the ground. Kat, Raven, and Applebloom’s eyes widen as they saw and undead pony appeared from underground.
“The curse had befallen her on this very night. She had the mark! She had to go!”
“Applebloom, hop onto my back and don’t let go until I say so, alright?” Applebloom just nodded as she latched herself onto Kat’s back. “Raven, we’re leaving.”
“You don’t have to tell me twice.” She said as they both ran down the street, only to stop as another zombie pony appeared in front of them.
“Please...stay with us. We will never let the same happen to you.”
“No thanks.” Raven said as she threw the piece of wood at the pony’s head, causing it to fall to the ground. “Let’s head towards the road that Grey Hoof mentioned.” she said as they moved past the fallen zombie as they made it to the entrance of Sunny Town. Only for them to turn back and see three more zombies appearing behind them.
“All we want is friendship. Don’t leave. The others won’t like it.”
“Sorry, but we’re kinda in a rush so if you don’t mind. We’re gonna leave this place before anything weird happens.” Kat said as she saw another zombie pony appear right in front of the entrance. “Oh come on!”
“Fools. Even in death they do not understand. I should have protected her, but I made my choice. This is our everlasting punishment, what we deserved.” Mitta said as she looked at the two humans and little filly. “Now, run. Run for your lif-” Before Mitta could finish her statement, she felt herself being levitated towards them. “Wait what’s going on?”
“Kat, what are you doing?” Raven asked.
“Taking...um...what’s your name?”
“Mitta.”
“Mitta with us.”
“Are you crazy or something? She’s one of them!”
“Yeah, but she didn’t attack us. So I might as well bring her along with us. Mostly because something tells me that she’s on the pony’s dislike list.”
“Put me down this instant whatever you are.” Mitta said as she tried to struggle out of Kat’s gravitational grip. “Can’t you see I’m trying to save you from a fate worse than death?”
“Yes, but at this moment we need someone to help us get out of this forest. Now the only thing we need is our getaway driver to, oh I don’t know. HURRY THE FUCK UP, AND GET US OUT OF HERE!!!” Kat yelled as a car busted through an abandon house, and stopped right in front of them.
“Sorry for the delay. I had to save some ponies on the way here.” Yunica said as a lavender unicorn wearing a sweater vest and purple skirt, and the mare that Kat and Applebloom saw earlier popped their heads out of the car.
“What is going on!? Who are these crazy ponies!” After Twilight said that a blucher knife fly past her head and landed into the hood of the car.
“We’ll explain later.” Kat said as she open the doors to the car as she, Raven, and Applebloom hopped in. “Just get us the hell out of here.”
“We need to leave now.” said Ruby as a large number of zombie ponies started to appear and walked down the street.
“You don’t have to tell me twice.” Yunica said as she press down on the gas pedal, and drove off. As she did that they heard a loud thud sound as one of the zombie pony’s landed on the hood of the car.
“Come on it won't hurt that much!” Screamed the zombie pony who smiled at them as bugs crawled out of his face. “Let me have some fun!”
“Nope!” The cyborg girl said as she hit the brakes, causing the zombie to fly off and slam into a tree. “What the hell happen while I was gone?”
“Who cares just drive!” yelled Ruby. As Twilight was trying to understand what she just saw.
“First mutant bug ponies, and now zombie ponies. Some day this turned out to be.” Yunica said as she drove down the dirt road. “Which one of you guys know a safe place to lay low until morning?”
“Oh! I have a friend who lives outside the everfree she can help us.” said Twilight as she pointed them the way.
“That might be a problem.” Kat said as she pointed at the cut downed trees blocking their path.
“Okay… Umm, I know someone who lives in the everfree but we need to leave the car.” said Twilight.
“I’m not getting out.” Ruby and Mitta said in union.
“Can’t leave my car! I finally finish paying off my car note, and it took me three years to pay it off!” Kat said. “Plus those things are still outside waiting to kill us.
“It’s clear that there’s something wrong with those ponies. I’m sure there just sick or under a spell.” Twilight tried to explain.
“.....Really? You’re going to pull that on us….” Kat reached underneath her seat as she pulled out a old used shoe. “Watch this.” She said as she rolled the window down and tossed it at an oncoming zombie. As it made contact, the zombie’s head flew right off it’s body. “Care to explain how that is possible?”
“It not… That can’t be possible. That kind of magic is outlawed and no pony ever even researched it!” Twilight yelled in a panic.
“Wow… And here I thought she could help.” said Ruby in a bored tone.
“This always happens when something like this can’t be explain by magic.” Applebloom said a she felt the car slowing down. “Why are we slowing down?”
“Um….okay nobody panic.”
“Don’t you mean nopony panic?”
“Okay. Nopony panic, but we’re out of gas.” Everyone groaned but Twilight.
“Does that mean we have to run now?” asked Ruby.
“Hope you guys pass gym class then.” Kat said as she prepared to open the door to the car. “Because we’re gonna have to run like hell.”
“There’s an abandon castle to the south, We can hold up there until the morning.” Mitta said.
“The castle of the two sisters… Yes, we can hide there.” said Twilight as she gets out of the car. “We can wait for help, I’m sure the princess will help us.”
“Okay we need to have a little talk once we’re at the castle.” Yunica said as she bust the door open on her side.
“Seriously? You couldn’t just opened it like a normal person does?” Kat said as she gave Yunica an annoyed look.
“Well it’s not like we’re coming back for it anytime soon.”
“I agree with her, not coming back ever.” said Ruby as she get out next.
“....Dammit! Fine, but you all owe me a new car.” Kat said as she walked outside. “Okay, we can’t stay as a group because they pick us off one by one. So we’ll split up into two teams and meet up at the castle.”
“What!? what if we’re attacked by the crazy ponies again!” panicked Twilight.
“Raven and Yunica are going with you, Mitta, and Ruby. Me and Applebloom are going to to keep their attention drawn on us.”
“Oh no Applebloom is not going with you. Applejack will have a fit if she not safe.” said Twilight as she picked Applebloom up.
“Hey, I’m more capable of looking after her. Plus if I’m going to be a target.” Kat’s body turned red as she levitated Applebloom on to her back. “I need someone light to throw stuff at them.”
“I really don’t like this.” said Twilight as she glared at Kat. “I’m sure if Applejack was here she put her hoof down.”
“Let’s put it this way. Raven and Yunica don’t know how to fly yet, but they do know how to shoot from a distance. Which helps when it come to dealing at a distance, something tells me you can teleport three to four ponies before you’re drained, and if you teleport back for me and Applebloom that would cause you to be even more tired and magically drained, correct?”
“Oh Applejack going to be so mad at me for agreeing with you! But I still don’t think this is safe!”
“Well you better make your choice now, because those zombies are getting close to us.” Twilight groanes as she goes with Kat’s friends.
“You sure this is a good idea?” asked Applebloom.
“Relax, you’re with me now. I won’t let anything happen to you.” Kat said as she started to fly up into mid air. “Now come on, let’s cause some trouble for our so called friends. ” She said as she and Applebloom flew off.