Author's Note

This is all shit that didn't make it into to the original story for reasons. I also want to thank you all for the attention I've recieved. I'm sure most of you are waiting for the first Demonic Intervention bonus chapter and I can assure you it's being worked on while you read this.

Thank you all!

Special Bonus Chapter

Doomguy The Roommate.

Princess Twilight sighed as she rubbed her forehead with a hoof, a vein threatening to pop out if she gets any more frustrated. Her and her roommate were standing in the middle of her tree library, and Spike was too busy sleeping to help her with the problem at hoof.

Princess Celestia tasked Twilight to watch over Doomguy and make sure that he doesn't go on a killing rampage after what he did to Discord. She was shocked at what the marine did to the Spirit of Chaos, and so was Celestia. They weren't expecting that kind of violence.

Fast forward a few years and now the once student of Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle is now a princess of Equestria. Except without the castle. And the guards. And everything else that a princess usually gets when she becomes one.

Nevermind, let's just get back to the story, huh?

“No, Doomguy, how many times do I have… To tell you, you can't pay rent with blood and guts. Nopony wants that. They want bits.” Twilight scolded the marine who was standing there with a pile of demon guts in his arms. He shrugged and dropped it to the ground.

“Okay, no, that's… No, that's not where it goes either… Just throw them out the damn window!” Doomguy threw the pile of guts out the window, which landed with a sick squelch on the ground. Twilight was so very close to snapping, this was such a horrible idea.

“And if you're going to bring company over, why can't you make sure they aren't, oh I don't know, flesh eating demons!” Doomguy pushed the demonic girls out the window as well, locking it so they can't get back in.

“One last thing, why do you have a portal to Tartarus in your room? Why… Why do you need to rip and tear?” Twilight asked the space marine, who sat there, contemplating his existence.

Why did he rip and tear?

Doomguy The Gamer

Princess Luna laid on her bed, her horn glowing a blue aura as she levitated the controller in the air, playing her latest video game. Her sister, Celestia, was far too old to understand what the cool and hip kids play.

Doomguy stepped into the room, watching the younger sister as she played the game. He glanced to her and then to the television. What he saw blew his mind.

He saw himself shooting and ripping and tearing demons in Hell, just like the old days. Without a warning, he snatched the controller from the younger sister and began playing as himself.

“What art thee doing? No, thou art doing it wrong! Press this button.” Luna guided the space marine as he played the video game, until he finally died and fell to the ground. He stared at the game before smashed the television in rage, storming out of the room.

“How did thee die on the lowest difficulty…?”

Doomguy The Party Pooper

“Ooh! Ooh! Doomguy! Try this cupcake!” Everypony gasped as the party pony tried to shove a cupcake into the marine’s mouth. But, it wound up just gliding down his helmet until he wiped it off of his face.

*Silent Protagonist Noises*

We All Saw This Coming

“Haha, no marine can save you now!” Discord exclaimed, laughing maniacally at Celestia and Luna who were starting to turn to stone. However, Discord stopped laughing when he saw the marine standing right there. And for the first time, he said something.

“RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!”

Discord cowered in fear until freeing Celestia and Luna vanishing, leaving the three of them. Celestia turned to Doomguy, who was just standing there, staring at them silently.

“Thank you Doomguy, we owe you.”

“Oh, it's no problem, guys.”