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Your Human and You : Commando
Chapter 1 : Malfunction (Conrad's POV) (Edited)
"Hold the line!" I could hear a nearby rifleman shouting, firing aimlessly in front of himself, barley hitting the enemy Militant squad. 'Those guys sure have to improve their aim if we're even going to have a chance of winning this war against NOD' I thought to myself chuckling as I shot my assault rail carbine 9 times, each shot hitting one of the Militant's and killing each one of them instantly before putting my gun against my shoulder and smiling under my helmet.
"Too easy!" I shouted over at the riflemen squad, many of them staring at me in awe. 'I don't blame 'em... I AM the best after all' I thought.
"THIS IS OUR TEST!" I quickly activated my jetpack to jump jet over the NOD Fanatics, only for the jetpack to emit a bright white light that engulfed me.
The light subsided and I noticed that I was no longer on the frontline, in fact, it seemed as if I was in some sort of cartoon land. 'What the fuck' I looked around at the seemingly endless desert around me not seeing any GDI or NOD presence anywhere, heck, not even SCRIN were around here.
I decided to head in a random direction as I trekked along the desert. While I was trekking I decided to use my communication device to try to contact HQ. I pressed a button on the side of my helmet, a HUD coming to life in my visor as a connection symbol appeared with a red line through it. 'No connection? But I thought GDI had worldwide coverage?' I continued to move forward. It must have just been a nearby NOD radio jamming tower, right? Or even worse, a SCRIN signal transmitter. I shuddered, boy those aliens sure did freak me out.
Looking around I spotted some sort of caravan in the distance. I used my built-in goggles to zoom in on the caravan. I shook my head as I looked again "What the-" I muttered under my breath. Walking through the desert was some sort of caravan, and not just any old caravan, a caravan of bipedal pony things.
"This heat must really be getting to me..." I say taking off my helmet and having a quick drink of water from my supplement holder on my waist. Putting my helmet back on I decide to follow the caravan, hoping I would find some sort of civilization.
It seemed like I had been following the carvan for hours before they reached some sort of Town that looked like it belonged in an old wild west movie for the 80's. I spotted a sign which read 'Welcome to Appleloosa'. 'Seems like they have puns for Town names... nice' . The caravan went to what looked like a train station and climbed abord a multicoloured train. At that point I focused on what was happening at the train station.
I examined the different groups of ponies who seemed to have tattoos on their asses which I found out when I spotted a mare (Is that what they would be called?) with tight jean shorts on, her ass practically in full view. I then began to notice how a few of them had either wings or a horn. Some looked like prospectors and farmers wearing stensons on their heads. One of the groups caught my attention though, the ones which seemed like they were hauling something along behind them, I looked behind them and stopped a group of naked humans in a line being dragged along by a rather annoyed looking pony. That's when I realised that this place was less friendly than I had originally percived.
When I took a closer look at the humans I could see whip marks all over their bodies but the expressions on their faces were lifeless, almost cattle-like as they just stared forward with next to no sign of intelligence. As they were herded into a wagon with metal bars which was used as cargo, I decided to move and try to get onto the train without getting spotted. I tip toed silently until I reached the back of the train as I jumped in a carriage filled with hay at the back of the train, making sure to get deep inside it so there was no chance of me being spotted.
Eavesdropping into many ponies conversations about the humans, I confirmed my suspicions that these humans were as dumb as rocks. This didn't condone what they were doing to them though. My train of thought was interupted by the conductor shouting "All aboard!" as steam began to come out of the front chimney. The train then set off as I just layed in the hay. 'This stuff is pretty comfortable...' I thought as I relaxed in the hay and drifted to sleep.
I stood up in a black void "Where am I? Some sort of dream world?" I thought out loud. I saw some sort of shadow approaching me as I held aimed my weapon at it "Show yourself!" I shouted as the shadow formed a tall dark blue pony, about 7ft tall from what I could tell, with wings and a horn 'Wings and a horn? Is it some sort of crazy science experiment?' I think as the pony scowls at me, almost like she heard what I thought.
"We could say the same about you, creature." She responded harshly.
My eyes went wide "You can hear what I think?" I ask a little mad at how the pony had listened to my thoughts as I looked up at her.
"Yes we can hear everything in your dreams and we demand to know what you are doing in Equestria." She asked walking forward slowly as I kept my weapon aimed at up at her head.
"Come one step closer and you're going dirt tasting, lady!" I threaten aggressively as I keep my finger on the trigger, bemused at how she refered to herself as 'we' as I checked her out, glancing at her big breasts as I licked my lips.
"You dare threaten us?!" The pony asked violently as I nodded and smiled under my visor. 'This oughtta be fun...' I think causing her to snarl as a blue aura surrounds her horn and then surrounds my weapon and my gun seems to be pulled away from me, the dark blue pony attempting to take my gun. I pull back against the aura with all my strength as the aura breaks and I aim my gun at her again. I could tell she was shocked by her facial expression being one of disbelief.
"H-how did you break away from our magic?" She asks clearly distraught as she attempts to take the gun off of my again, to no avail. I shoot her in the her left leg causing her to fall to the ground in pain as I walk upto her and stand over her, my gun no longer aimed at her.
I could tell her leg was bleeding a lot due to the once black floor being covered in crimson red blood "One : This place is called 'Equestria'? and Two : your 'magic' ain't shit against a commando, sweet cheeks." I say gesturing to her large rear causing her to blush as well as a couple of tears run down her cheeks due to the pain from the wound in her leg. "Call me Conrad, by the way, and remember not to fuck with me next time." I say firmly as I raise my gun and shoot her in the head.
Author's Note
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter
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Chapter 2 : Luna's Fear (Luna's POV) (Edited)
My eyes darted open, I could tell it was moring as the sun's rays were shining through the window. I quickly got up, wanting to tell Celestia what happened in the dream immediately. I already had my underwear on so I put on a black dress as fast as I could 'Seems a little tighter than usual...' I thought to myself as I walked over to the door to my room and opened it.
I then paced down the hall, ignoring the gawks and stares of passing royal guards, I had gotten used to the royal guard often looking at me. As I came to a set of doors which were the entrance to the dining hall. I breathed in and out heavily. How was I going to explain what had happend to my sister? Would she even believe me? I sighed 'Of course she would. Tia always told me to not be uncomfortable and that I can tell her anything' I thought opening the doors with both my hands.
"Hey there Luna." Celestia said cheerfully as she smiled over at me. I smiled back but I couldn't help being a little hesistant with my smile, after all, Celestia's mood will probably change once I tell her what happened last night. Celestia's smile slowly turned into a frown when she realised how hesitant I was "What's wrong, Lulu?" Celestia asked me with a bemused expression on her face. I walked over to the table and sat down on a seat opposite to Celestia.
"I-I wanted to tell you something..." My voice croaking slightly. 'I need some water.' I thought my breathing increasing as I thought about what happened last night. Celestia poured a glass of water from a jug for me and put the glass in front of me, she always cared for me... even when I made it difficult. I took the glass, my hand shaking slightly, as I brought it upto my mouth and took a good long drink, gulping loudly with each sip. I'd downed the whole glass of water and put it down as I looked over at my sister. She had a motherly look of concern on her face which made me feel safe. I slowly smiled again and began to breath normally. "Thanks." I say to her, my mind feeling clearer than before.
"No need to thank me, sister. It's what I am here for..." Celestia cooed to me as I slowly regained my sanity. "... Anyway... what did you want to tell me?" She asked with a soft smile. It reminded me of our mother, her smile always did calm me down when we were young.
"It's something which happened last night... when I entered somepony's dream..." I say shuddering slightly, flashbacks of what happened flashing through my head, I felt weak again as my legs shook slightly. I put my hands on the table as I whimpered. I felt a warmth caress my hands. I looked at my hands and spotted Celestia rubbing them gently with her own hands as she gazed at me affectionately. Adjusting my position in the seat, I smiled again this time with thanks, as a lone tear traveled down my cheek.
"It's ok, Luna... I'm here for you." Celestia said to me in a motherly tone as I took one big exhale.
"O-ok... It was last night... I found that something not of this world was dreaming in Equestria and I went into its dream to find out what its intentions were. I remember asking what it was doing in Equestria. But then it pointed some sort of weapon at me and threatened me. I tried to take the weapon off of it with my magic but it just resisted against it and somehow broke the magical field..." I looked at Celestia and her eyes were wide. She then nodded for me to go on. "...I tried again thinking that it got lucky but to no effect... and then its weapon flashed and I felt an intense pain in my left leg as I fell to the ground. Somehow there was a hole in my leg that was now bleeding. It then stood over me and seemed confused of what this world was called. It said something about magic not mattering against what it called a 'Commando' and it called its self 'Conrad'. And then... well, it aimed its weapon again this time at my head... showing no remorse... and it used its weapon on my head." I say bursting into tears as Celestia walks around the table and rubs my back softly.
"Can you describe what 'Conrad' looked like?" Celestia asked me as she moved her hands onto upto my upperback and rubbed it gently, making me moan softly.
"It wore some sort of worn white armour with the with the name 'Conrad' on the left side and some sort of strange symbol that looked like an eagle on the left side of its armour. It had a helmet which covered its face and had the same strange symbol on it." I say recalling what it wore.
"Do you think it could've been a Griffin? That symbol sounds like something the griffins would be a part of." Celestia asks me as I shake my head.
"It couldn't have been. It was only just about 6 feet tall and it didn't seem to have any talons or wings. In fact... it looked almost human!" I say my eyes going wide as Celestia gasps.
"A human? But that doesn't explain how it could resist your magic..." Celestia says as I put a hand on my chin in deep thought. "Well I think you should get back to sleep, Luna. You're going to need that sleep for raising the moon!" Celestia says chuckling lightly.
"But what about-" I protest as Celestia puts a finger over my lip and laughs.
"I will have my royal guards put on alert in Canterlot. If they spot anything like you described, they will detain it." Celestia says smiling empathetically down at me as I stand up and smile back at her.
"Thank you for listening and not thinking I'm a mad mare." I say as Celestia giggles.
"You're no mad mare, Lulu! Now go get some rest!" Celestia says to me as I sigh and walk out of the dining hall and back to my quaters. 'Tia's right... I do need some rest...' I say as I rub the bags under my eyes with my fingers.
Author's Note
Hope you liked this slightly more emotional chapter from Luna's POV
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Chapter 3 : Canterlot (Conrad's POV) (Edited)
I awoke to the sound of the train's wheels screeching on the tracks and the train doors opening. "Welcome to Canterlot!" I heard someone say 'Canterlot?' I thought to myself as I decided to quickly poke my head out of the hay. 'Woah...' I looked around at the gigantic white City, it reminded me of a blue zone, with most of the structures looking well maintained.
Due to their being so many pony things walking around in front of the train, I decided to jump out of the hay in the opposite direction to them. I pressed my back to the train as I peaked my head around the edge of the hay carriage and observed the crowds of ponies going about their day 'If only I had a portable stealth generator right now...' I thought as I sighed to myself '...Those damb idiots in DC should've invested more money into the infantry rather than ecology, I mean even NOD can afford it!' I focused on the crowds more and noticed the caravan from before, which consisted of a teal pegasus mare, a red stallion and a green unicorn 'Pegasi and unicorns? 'Appleloosa' didn't seem to have any pony things with wings or a horn... not this many at least!' I noticed, looking around at the amount of variation the different ponies had from one another.
My eyes caught sight of a nearby alleyway that was close to me. "Looks like a good place to hide..." I whisper to myself smirking as I wait until it seems like none of the ponies are looking and I bolt for the alleyway, making as much effort as possible to make little noise. I reach the alleyway and breath a sigh of relief as I look round the corner and notice that none of them seem to have saw me. I turn back to the alleyway and feel that something is off, it didn't seem like the City I had witnessed before. It was dark, despite it being day time, with the shadow of a tall building blocking out the light. In fact, it reminded me of a NOD hideout in a blue zone which they would use to convert people to their cult. I moved deeper into the alleyway cautiously as I heard a scream which made me quickly raise my weapon and look around. 'The fuck was that?' I thought as I slowly walked towards the direction of the scream.
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" I heard a husky voice shout followed by what sounded like a woman crying. I quickly peaked around a corner and spotted a tall purple pegasi mare being pinned against a wall by an even taller grey stallion, a knife being put against the mare's throat.
"Let her go." I said calmly, my railgun carbine aimed at up his head. He seemed to turn to me and laugh a little as he let go of her.
"What are you going to do about it, shorty?" He replied cockily as he looked down at me and smirked, the mare now looking between me and him with a distraught gaze. 'These horse things are pretty tall...' I thought looking up at him.
"You wanna find out?" I say with an aggressive tone, my finger now on the trigger gently pressing down on it. 'This guy is just asking to get shot.'
He approaches me slowly while pointing his knife at me. "Siddown!" I remark as I quickly aim at one of his legs and shoot him, causing him to drop his knife to the ground and fall on his ass in pain, him screaming loudly as he grips his leg. I look over at the mare to see that she's covering her mouth in shock. "Why are ya just standin' there? Get outta here!" I say firmly as she looks at me with tears in her eyes, still refusing to move.
I sigh as I noticed that the stallion was slowly getting used to the pain, blood leaking from the wound all over his hands which were covering the wound tightly. Moving over to the mare I grabbed her hand and slowly moved her away from him, she didn't seem to resist so I guess it was just the shock that was stopping her from moving. "W-What about him?" She asks clearly worried for his safety as she looked at me.
"That guy threatened your life for your money. Why in the hell would you care what happens to him?" I remark, bemused by her question, as I stop after walking down several stretches of alleyway away from where I shot him. She seemed to be in deep thought over the question I had asked her as I looked up at her, she seemed to be about 6,2ft tall which was about 2 inches taller than me.
She looked down at me as she hesitated and rubbed her right arm "I guess you're right..." She moved her long blue mane over her left ear. "What are you anyway? You're way too short to be a stallion... are you a colt?" She asked me curiously as I groaned, I was already hating being shorter than these ponies.
"I'm a Human. Call me Conrad." I say crossing my arms as I checked her out. I first looked at the most obvious feature which was her breasts, and boy, they were huge! These would be considered massive by human standards! And they were both hidden beneath a grey tank top which seemed two sizes small with the way her cleavage was practically bursting out of it. And her thighs... they were thick as hell! I could tell from the look of them in the sweat pants she was wearing that her ass was most likely as big as her breasts, if not bigger! I felt myself slowly becoming erect as I tried to suppress the urge to just fuck her right now 'All these years of being alone on the frontline with nothing but a few porn magazines to keep me satisfied is getting to me...' I thought as I was glad that I had crotch armour on at that moment.
I heard her cough as I looked back at her face and blushed under my helmet "There's no way that you're human! Humans can't speak, let alone form sentences!" She says as I sigh and take my helmet off, revealing my brown hair and my face. She laughed manically like a mad woman before fainting on the spot as I facepalmed. I noticed that she also dropped a black handbag she had around her arm as I kneeled down and searched through it 'Should be something in here indicating where she lives...' I thought as I pulled out a key which had 'Hooves Lane, 3' inscribed onto it "Bingo." I whispered to myself as I put the key in my pocket and put the hangbag around my arm. I then put my helmet back on and picked the mare up 'She's heavier than I thought!' Stuggling with keeping her in my grip as I put my back into it and carried her and looked at multiple signs while walking through the alleyway.
After a couple of minutes of wandering down several alleyways I finally found 'Hooves Lane'. I then saw the door with the a golden number '3' on it as I smiled. I put the mare down next to the door as I opened it, picking her up and bringing her inside once it was open, making sure to lock it behind me as I entered with her, putting the key back into my pocket.
I layed her down on a nearby couch, her body taking up its entire length 'She must live alone...' I thought as I quickly swatted any perverse thoughts out of my head '...Dammit she's unconscious! Maybe once she's awake though.' I turned my attention to her handbag as I sat down on a wooden stool next to the couch. Looking though her handbag I now had in my hands I discovered that her name was 'Rosy Primrose' from a nametag on her purse. I decided to look inside her purse where I found lots of golden coins, upon inspecting one of the coins, I found that it had an image of what looked like some sort of royal pony with a crown, similar to the one the pony I had encountered in the dream had on, and with the word 'Friendship' inscribed on the top. I turned the coin around and saw a picture of a sun on it with the word 'Equestria' on the top and 'One bit' on the bottom 'So this place is called 'Equestria'?' I assumed as I put the coin in my pocket 'She owes me one anyway...' I thought as I chuckled to myself. I closed her purse and put it back inside her handbag as I stood up and put the handbag on the stool I was sitting on.
Looking at Rosy and how she seemed to still be unconscious, I decided that I would have time to look around her house. The house was only a single storey, with there being a living room, a bathroom, a kitchen and a bedroom all being crammed into that space, with the living room being the room I was in at the moment. I first looked inside the bathroom and saw the usual, a sink, a toilet and a shower. I quickly pulled down my pants and pissed in the toilet, making sure to flush as I pulled my pants back up.
I walked out of the bathroom and next I opened the door to the kitchen looking around at the standard kitchen applicances. I put my helmet down on a counter and I opened the fridge, feeling peckish, with no sign of any meat, I sighed and settled with some grapes. I shut the fridge door and ate several of the grapes one by one, leaving the rest on the counter.
Finally, I headed to the bedroom. Opening the bedroom door I smelled a scent of lemon as I closed the door behind me. I spotted a couple of fragrance sticks in a jar full of liquid on her bedside table with the bed located next to it. I decided to snoop around as I walked over to her drawers and opened up the top drawer, revealing an assortment of panties and thongs as my eyes lit up like kid in a candy shop. I took one of the thongs out of the drawer and closed it. I stared at the black thong with a sultry smirk as I put it in my pocket 'Never know when you need one of these...' I moved down to the middle drawer and looked through at the collection of bras she has, with even some bikinis mixed in with the bunch.
I decided to stop intruding as I closed the drawer and yawned "I need to get some sleep." I groaned to myself as I moved over to the bed and layed on it, slowly drifting to sleep yet again.
Author's Note
Aiming to increase each new chapter's word count incrementally as I write this story
Your Human and You : Commando
Chapter 4 : Confusion (Conrad's POV)
I woke up suddenly as I looked around, letting out a sigh of relief once I remembered where I was. 'Didn't have no dream last night...' I thought as I got up out of the bed and yawned, making sure to pick up the carbine I had left leaning on the side of the bed.
Hearing a creaking sound I quickly turned and aimed my gun at the source of the noise. I exhaled when I realised that it was just Rosy "What's up sleepy head?" I asked smiling as I stopped aiming my gun at her. It seemed like she was stuck in some sort of daze as she began to recall what happened yesterday.
"Y-You're... You're a..." Rosy muttered to herself as she looked at me, her eyes widening at the sudden rememberance of what had happened yesterday.
"...Human?" I finish for her with a grin under my helmet as she just nodded dumbfoundedly. I chuckle "Listen... I know how your kind perceive humans around here, in fact, I've witnessed it and I want to let you know that I ain't down with that, you hear?" I say as I casually walk past her into the living room as I sit down on her couch. She seemed very on edge as she flinched when I walked past her, like she expected me to hurt her or something.
She shook her head, almost like she was only just snapping out of the daze. She slowly walked towards me and sat down next to me, her weight causing the sofa to creak. I looked over at her and noticed that she was observing me curiously "Something got your attention?" I ask.
"W-What's that symbol?" She asked pointing to the GDI symbol on my chest as I sighed.
"It's the GDI insignia..." I replied bluntly.
"What is 'GDI'?" She asked seeming genuinely interested in what the symbol meant.
"GDI stands for the 'Global Defense Initiative'. GDI's original goal was to eliminate multi-national terrorism in an effort to preserve freedom." I groan in annoyance at the amount of questions she was asking me.
"So it's basically a peacekeeping force?" She asks.
"Well, that's what it started out as. But when a terrorist group called 'NOD' appeared GDI slowly became a global government to combat NOD's growing influence." I explained as she still seemed interested 'When the hell is she going to stop asking questions?!' .
"What is 'NOD'?" 'That's it.' I think to myself.
"Look lady, we can play 20 questions all fuckin' day, at least let me ask you something." I say in an annoyed tone as she just nods at me. "Where is this place located?" I ask.
"You're on the planet Equis and in Equestria. This City is the Capital of Equestria and is called Canterlot." She says.
"Well that confirms my suspicions..." I say pulling the coin I took from her purse out of my pocket.
"Hey! Where'd you get that bit?" She asks as I smile and point at her handbag causing her to gasp "You would never!" She says in shock.
"I sure have, Rosy." I say chuckling as she blushes and sighs.
"And you know my name aswell... great." She says sarcastically as she shuffles in her seat to get more comfortable.
I put the 'bit' back in my pocket "Is everyone around here as well endowned as you?" I ask glancing at her boobs causing her to blush a deep crimson red.
"Y-You mean... as 'developed'..." Her blush somehow getting even redder "....Well, I mean, I'm considered pretty small by pony standards. Mares my age are usually about 2 inches taller than me and have bigger... ya know... everything..." She says as my eyes go wide 'Bigger than her?! Holy shit! I'm going to have a LOT of fun here.' I think licking my lips while staring at her breasts.
She coughs as my eyes quickly look up into her purple eyes, our gaze holding for a couple of seconds before she looks away, blushing awkwardly. "So... uh... got anything else you want to ask me?" She asks still blushing lightly.
I notice how uncomfortable she looked and decided to change the subject "Has this planet been scarred by Tiberium yet?".
"Tiberium?" She asks with a bemused expression.
"I'll take that as a no." I note to myself as I hear a knock at the door. Both of us turning to the source of the noise as I take Rosy's keys out of my pocket and put them into one of her hands "Ask me later." I say as she nods. Rosy gets up and walks over to the door as I jump over the couch and hide behind it. I hear the Rosy fiddle with the keys as she unlocks the door and opens it.
"Hello there, ma'am. We'd like to ask you if you have seen a human with white armour recently... The human's name is 'Conrad'." I hear a male's voice ask.
"W-Well... n-no I haven't!" Rosy responds clearly nervous as I facepalm 'She's going to blow my cover...' I think.
"Seen anything suspicious at all...?" I hear a female ask as Rosy stutters slightly.
"Nope! Nothing at all." Rosy replies 'I can hear her nervous breathing from over here!' .
"Thank you for your time." I hear the male say as I hear the door close. I wait a couple of seconds before standing up and looking at her.
"What the hell was that? You almost got me found out!" I say.
"S-Sorry, Ok... I'm not really used to hiding criminals! Why in Celestia's name are the Royal Guard out looking for you?" She responds scowling at me.
"Criminal? All I did attack some dark blue mare in a dream." I say as Rosy gasps.
"YOU ATTACKED PRINCESS LUNA?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Rosy shouts.
"I didn't technically attack her... I just put her down a peg or two... or three." I say chuckling to myself as Rosy looks at me in disbelief.
"No, no, NO! We both could be put to death now!" Rosy says panicing as she paces back and forth infront of me.
"We'll be fine! If any of those 'Royal Guards' come, I'll just kill em!" I say with a grin on my face.
"Kill them?! Great. Now you'd certainly be put to death!" Rosy exclaims as she starts to hyperventilate.
"Listen, Rosy, if I get caught I'll just say that I forced you to keep me in your house, ok?" I reassure her as she begins to calm down and looks at me with a smile.
"You'd do that... For me?" Rosy asks as I nod causing her to tear up slightly.
"There, there Rosy. Stay strong." I say as I pat her on the back making her hold back her tears. "So... do you know where the ruler of this place lives? I'd like to have a 'chat' with them." I chuckle raising my gun slightly. She looks at my weapon with curiosity.
"Is that some kind of staff?" She asks examining my gun's shape.
"You don't have guns here?" I ask getting curious myself about the weapons this place has.
"'Gun? I mean the Griffins have a weapon which has a similar shape to the weapon you have but nothing that compact..." She questions.
"There are Griffins here too?" 'This place is seeming more and more like a mythological zoo' I think.
"Yes... In the Griffin Kingdom. But back to the point, what's a 'gun'?" Rosy asks again.
"Well, to put it simply, a gun shoots projectiles at intense speeds. But this gun? This shoots projectiles at even faster speeds using magnetic forces." I say remembering what an engineer had told me once while I was waiting inside a barracks. Rosy stares at the gun in awe. "Are you going to tell me where your ruler is or what?" I ask crossing my arms as I look up at her.
"Rulers, Celestia and Luna..." Rosy corrects me "... they live in Canterlot Castle." Rosy informs me as I smile.
"I'll go say 'hello'." I say as I walk over to the door.
"Wait... you're not going to. No, no. Just NO! You're going to get yourself killed!" Rosy says as I chuckle.
"You're free to come with me if you want to protect me so bad." I open the door and look back at her. Rosy hesitates before sighing as she walks out of the door I kept open for her and into the alleyway. I walk out of her house as she closes and locks the door once I exit. "You know the way?" I ask as she nods.
"Next stop, Canterlot Castle." Rosy says as I follow her lead. I looked down and smirked when I noticed that I had the perfect view of her butt from walking behind her, each step Rosy took made her massive ass jiggle seductively in her tight sweat pants, instantly making me hard as I eyed the two ass cheeks lustfully.
I had decided that enough was enough. I had to fuck Rosy. "So... Rosy, are you single?" 'Of course she fucking is' I think to myself as Rosy stops in her tracks and turns around.
"W-Why do you ask?" Rosy says nervously as I stutter slightly 'I'm so rusty... I haven't dated for years...' .
"Well.. uh... I was just going to ask if you wanted some company... for, ya know, sex." 'So smooth' I think as I chuckle to myself as Rosy blushes.
Rosy seemed to be in deep thought as she slowly grinned "Yeah... I think I would like that." She responded as she picked me up in her arms.
"What the fuck?!" I shouted as she carried me back to her house.
"We're going to have some 'fun'." She cooed to me 'I have the most confused boner right now' I gulp loudly.
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Clop Inbound
