Chapters I thought you would be bigger...
"When is the FedEx guy going to get here?" I looked at my cell phone. It said my package should be here by now. I am really excited because I am going to get a real life MLP pony.
I was reading the daily newspaper in my kitchen while I ate my breakfast of toast and coffee. I was flipping through the ad section when something caught my eye.
"Does your daughter like My Little Pony? Does she also bother you about getting a pet? Well Now you can get her a real life pony from the show. You can chose from any of the mane six ponies. Buy your pony today for $19.99 plus shipping and handling." I read the fine print under the main text. Warning: Pony does not come with food or a habitat. The pony will reach you with in 2-4 business days. The pony will be 3... The next thing was smudged. I assumed it meant feet. tall . I grabbed my phone and called the number on the ad.
"Hello. I am here to order a pony.... Yes the ones from that show.... I want a Pinkie Pie please.... Okay. Thank you." I hung up and went back to eating my breakfast.
I was flipping through the DVR looking for an episode of My Little Pony to watch when I heard the door bell ring. I opened the door.
"Package for Kevin Williams." The FedEx guy said and handed me a clipboard and pen. I signed it and he handed me a box with holes in the top. "Enjoy your package sir." He took back the clipboard and walked back to his delivery van.
"Thanks." I placed the box on the kitchen counter. I noticed it seemed very light. I opened the junk drawr and picked up my package opener. I was careful when I cut the tape. I opened it to reveal a mini Pinkie Pie. She was sleeping, but the light from the kitchen woke her up. She rubbed her eyes with her little hooves. She yawned and looked up at me.
"Hi. I'm Pinkie Pie. Are you my care taker?" She asked. Her voice was about the same as the show, but it was just a little sqeakier. I guess it was due to her small size.
"Uh... Yeah. I'm your care taker. You can call me Kevin." I was a little dumbfounded. She was so tiny and adorable.
"Can you please let me out of this box. I want to spread my legs a little." She asked.
"Sure. I'll let you out." I placed my hands down next to her and she jumped onto my palms. I lifted her out of the box and placed her on the counter.
"Wow! That's a long way down." She said as she looked over the edge of the counter to the floor.
"Be careful. I don't want my Pinkie Pie to become a pancake." I joked. She nodded and walked away from the edge. She sat down and I could hear a little grumbling noise. I noticed it was her stomach. "Are you hungry Pinkie?" She nodded furiously. "What do you want to eat?"
"Some carrots would be nice." She said.
I opened the fridge and looked around. After a minute I found the carrots. I grabed one and I realized something. 'It is too big for her to eat in one go.' I thought. I them got an idea. I grabed the smallest bowl I had and a cheese greater. I greated the carrot till the bowl was almost full. I them placed the carrot back in the fridge. I got a medican cup and filled it with water. I place them next to Pinkie Pie, who was pulling a piece of paper off the box.
"Here you go Pinkie." She walked over to the bowl and began eating.
"Thank you Kevin." She said.
"You're welcome." I looked over to the box and pulled off the piece of papershe was messing with. Thank you for buying a pony. If you have any questions about how to care for her just ask. She will awnser them. Enjoy your new pet . "So you are my pet?" She looked up at you with a smile.
"Uh huh. I'm your pet, and let me just say that this is a lovely home! It is way nicer than the pet store." She chimed.
"Uh...Thank you." I had several questions swarming around my head, but I only asked the most important ones. "Is there anything you need? Like a cage or something?"
"Not a cage, but of you want to, you can get a habitat that fits my needs and comforts." She said as she finnished eating her carrots.
"Where can I buy one of those things?"
"Your local pet store or Wal-Mart. You don't have to get it. It just is something that will keep me entertained when you are gone." She walked around on the counter, exploring her new home.
"Do you want a tour of the house?"
"Yes please!" She began bouncing around. "Show me! Show me! Show me!" I began to laugh due to how cute it was seeing her bounce around on my counter.
"Okay then. Lets go." I carfully picked her up and placed her in my shirt pocket. I began to make my way around the house.
"Weeeeeeee!" She gigled as I showed her all the rooms. When we were done with the door, I sat back down on the couch. My T.V. was still on from earlier. "Oooo. Can we watch an episode?" Pinkie asked poking her head out of my pocket.
"Sure. What episode?" She looked through all the episode names.
"How about To Many Pinkie Pies?" She looked up at me with puppy eyes.
"Of course Pinkie, and after this we can get you your little habitat thing." I smiled at her.
"Really?!" She looked up at me with a huge smile.
"Really"
And with that I started the episode, and my mini Pinkie Pie snuggled up into my pocket.
I thought you would be bigger...
"That was so fun!" Pinkie squealed. "I mean, with the whole secret book, the mirror pool, and what that one Pinkie did with her face! It was amazing!"
"I'm glad you liked it." I smiled at the teny tiny pony in my shirt pocket. "You ready to get you some habitat thingy?"
"Yes please! I want to see the outside world!"
"Then lets go." I got up from the couch and picked up my wallet and car keys from the coffee table. I carried her to my car. I began to buckle up, but I realized the seat belt was going to be right over my shirt pocket. "Hold on Pinkie. I have to figure out what to do...." I looked around my car for anything Pinkie could sit in. My eyes finnaly landed on the cup holders. They were right above the radio. I know it's a odd design choice for a car, but I thank them for it. It was safe enough for Pinkie to be in and she could still see out the windows. I picked her up and placed her in the cup holder. "There you go. That will work for now." I started up the car and started driving.
"Ooooo. Look at that! And that! And that!" Pinkie yelled. As buildings passed by. Her tail was swaying back and forth. After a few minutes, we made it to Wal-Mart. I found a parking space and turned off the engine.
"You should hide in my shirt pocket while we're in there. Okay Pinkie?" I asked and she nodded. I picked her up and placed her gently into my pocket. She curled up in a ball at the bottom of it. I got out my car and walked inside. When I grabbed a buggy, I started to hear little snores. I realized it was Pinkie. 'I hope no one hears her.' I thought as I made my way to the pet section.
"How may I help you today?" A lady said behind the counter.
"Umm... Yes. I have reacently purchased a....Pinkie Pie, and I wanted to know if you have anything that would keep her entertained while I'm at work." I choked out. I never told many people about me being a brony. My friends are cool with it though, so I guess I don't have to hide it anymore.
"Ah yes. They're that new pet thing that Hasbro is working on... We just got a shipment of supplies from them yesterday." She said. "Let me see what we have." She walked to a back room and came back a few minutes she came back out carrying a box. It has a picture of Sugar Cube Corner. "This is for Pinkie Pie, I think. This baby comes with little toys for her to play with, a little bed for her to sleep in, and even comes with a mini trampoline." She explained. When she said trampoline, I felt Pinkie wake up and she poked her head out. I was hoping the lady wouldn't notice. She looked over to me and smiled. "She can come out. Small pets are aloud back here."
"You can come out now, Pinkie." I have out a sigh of relive. She jumped out of my pocket and put her hooves on the box.
"Can we get it? Pretty please with sugar on top." She have me puppy eyes.
"Uh... Sure Pinkie." I reached for my wallet and looked at the price tag. 'Dang... $57.95.' I paid her for the habitat thing. I put Pinkie back in my pocket and carried the box to my car. "That thing was pricey..."
"I'm sorry Kevin... You didn't have to get me It." She moped in the cup holder. I rubbed her head with my pointer finger before starting the car.
"It's okay Pinkie. I am your owner. It is my job to take care of you." I gave her a smile and she smiled back. "I have an idea to cheer you up." she looked puzzled when I pluged up my phone to the car with an aux cord and scrolled through my music. When I found what I was looking for Pinkie gasped and began to sing.
"My name is Pinkie Pie. Hello! And I am here to say. How you doing? I'm going to make you smile and I will brighten up your daaaaaaay!" She singed. She kept singing even when we got home and I was taking out the habitat for her. She finnaly stoped when I put the mini Sugar Cube Corner down next to her. "Oooooooooo!" She opened the little door and walked around. "It is like my own little house. There are even stairs!" I lifted the detachable roof off to see her looking around the empty space. I went back to the box and pulled out a small chest the size of Pinkie and a small bag full of even smaller toys. I looked at the bag closer and saw a little stuffed animal Gummy. I filled the chest with the toys and placed the chest against one wall. "Yay! I have something to play with!" She bounced which made me remember about the trampoline. I placed it next to the habitat. She emediatly ran to it in and started to jump on it. "Weeee! Jumpy. Jumpy. Jumpy." I watched her play and I heard her yawn. I already put her little bed down before she made it up the tiny stairs. I did my best to put the blankets on. I watched her get under the covers and huged her little Gummy plushie. "Good night Kevin." She yawned.
"Good night Pinkie." I put the roof back on and went to my bedroom and put on my night clothes. "You have a long day at work tommorow Kevin. Pinkie will be fine without you. Just get some sleep." I said to myself and got in bed. I slowly feel asleep still woried about Pinkie. "She will be okay..."
I thought you would be bigger...
Home Alone: "Pinkie Edition!"
"Mmmm....More chocolate cupcakes please..." Pinkie said still wrapped in her blanket in her tiny bed. "So yummy in my tummy...*growl*" Her stomach woke her up from her 'sweet' dream. "Awe, I want to sleep more." She groaned, but her stomach just continued. "*growl* I'm not getting up. *gurgle* Nope. *rumble!* Okay fine! I'm up. I'm up." The tiny pink pony crawled out of bed and stretched. Her back popped from the strain. "Okay. Step one, eat breakfast... Step two, greet Kevin good morning. Step three, give him tiny pony snuggles!" Pinkie, now at full throttle, ran out of her little house and planted her hooves on the plush carpet to find the house in dead silence.
"Kevin? Where are you?" The pink pony walked around her tiny house and found a sticky not witch was almost as big as her whole body with something written on it. "...Gone to work. Be back at 5:00. I left a bowl of water and some shaved carrots for you. Your owner, Kevin." Pinkie let out a sad sigh that made the cheep adhesive give out. The note flipped over to show something extra. "P.S. There is a chocolate chip for you next to the carrots, enjoy." Pinkie gave a tiny squeal and ran to her food dishes. "Yay! I can't play with my owner, but I can at least have chocolate to make me feel better!"
Pinkie picked up the chip that was as big as her hoof and was about to take a bite before she thought of what her owner would think. "Kevin probably wouldn't like me eating sweets for breakfast..." Pinkie looked saddened, but shook it off and shrugged. "I can just eat it after some carrot sticks." Pinkie went back to the carrot bowl and ate till she felt she was full. (Which was like about one-third of the whole thing.) "Hey I don't say anything when you inhale food like a vacuum!" (Ugh...Sorry.) "That's more like it."
Pinkie sighed as she laid on her bed with her tiny tummy slightly bulged, chocolate chuncks still on her lips. "First a small nappy-wappy. Then it will be time to explore my new home." Pinkie slept for about an hour and got up felling refreshed. "No it's time for exploring." She walked out of her tiny house and set off to find something interesting.
Pinkie made her way though the hallway to a set of three rooms. One she already knew about was Kevin's bedroom. The other two she hasn't seen before. "Okay. Which one to try first?... Enny Meany Miney Moe. Catch a monster by it's toe. If he haulers, let him go. Enny Meany Miney Moe!" She pointed to the room on the left and walked through the gigantic doorway. The lights were off but luckily there was a single window that let the light shine through.
What she saw amazed her. "Wow. That is a big tub." Pinkie said as she climbed a towel that was hanging off the side. When she reached the top she could see the room more clearly. She saw a huge sink, a toilet, and what stood out was a poster of some woman in a bathing suit hanging on the wall next to the tub. "Why would he need that thing?..." Pinkie asked to no one in particular. She saw nothing else that was interesting. "I guess I'll go see what the other room is.
Pinkie walked back into the hallway and looked up at the clock. "4:36. Kevin will be back soon. I need to hurry back to my home so he doesn't worry." Pinkie hurried to her tiny house. With only a minute to spare due to her small legs. Her ears perked up when she heard the door unlock.
"Pinkie, I'm home like I said." Her owner said as he picked her up and plopped himself on the couch. "I had a tough day at work. My boss was kicking my butt all morning, and I spilled coffee on my paperwork."Kevin groaned stretching his arms out. After laying down on the couch and putting Pinkie onto his chest.
"Awe...I'm sorry Kevin." Pinkie tried her best to hug him, but it just looked like she was laying spread out on his chest.
"It's okay Pinkie. I'm home now, so I can relax with you." He yawned and closed his eyes. "I'm going to take a quick nap, then I'm going to make us dinner. Okay?"
"Okay. A nap sounds good right now." Pinkie said, exhausted from her exploring today. "I love you, Kevin." Pinkie purred and she nuzzled his shirt to get comfy.
"I love you too, Pinkie." Kevin patted his pet's tiny head and fell asleep. Pinkie soon followed.
I thought you would be bigger...
Pinkie awoke to find Kevin still asleep, a small line of drool coming out of his mouth.
"Awe...I was hoping that he would be up by now..." She looked at the window to see the sun setting. "It must me about 6:00." She crawled out of Kevin's shirt pocket and moved towards his face. "Wake up sleepy head!" She yelled as she poked his cheek.
After countless attempts, the little pink pony gave up and crawled up to his hair. "If you aren't going to get up on your own I will make you get up." She took a hold of his brown hair and pilled it up.
Kevin's left arm jolted up.
"Hmm...Let's try this." She pulled some hair near his neck, and his right leg lifted up. "I can Ratatouille him!"
Pinkie soon learned how to get Kevin to stand, slouching forward, and a little later she was able to make him walk. She was even able to figure out how to use his fingers.
"Now for something I wanted to do for him for a while." Pinkie said with a smirk.
*2 Hours Later*
Kevin awoke with a groan and stretched. "I must have dozed off..." He looked over his body and saw had flour on his shirt. "I don't remember cooking anything."
"It was me silly billy!" He heard his tiny friend yell. He looked behind him towards the kitchen and saw Pinkie standing on a chocolate cake, between two half melted candles, with a burnt match in her muzzle. "I just wanted to thank you for all you have done for me!"
Kevin was flabbergasted. "But tiny, what, how?!" The pink pony gave a wink.
"That is a secret." She giggled. "Now get over here and enjoy your cake."
Kevin took a seat at the counter. "I don't know what to say..."
"No need to! I know you you are grateful." Pinkie watched her owner cut the cake. He cut two slices, one a lot smaller for obvious reasons.
He took a bite and immediately smiled. "This taste amazing!"
Pinkie already was halfway through her slice. "Thank you." She said covered in icing.
Kevin laughed and the two finished their cake. "You need a bath Pinkie." The pink pony looked at her fur as her owner opened his palm.
"Yeah..." She jumped into Kevin's hand. "I haven't had a bath since I was shipped."
"Well, let's fix that." He carried her to his bathroom and set her down on the sink. "Don't jump in yet." He turned the water on and waited till it was the right temperature before pushing the plug down.
"Hey Kevin. What is that poster for?" Pinkie pointed to the poster she saw the other day.
"Oh. That was a present from a old friend on my 18th birthday. I didn't know where to put is, so he just stuck it in here." He looked at the poster on the wall. "It is a bit awkward when I take a shower..."
"Pinkie tilted her head in confusion then looked into the sink. "I think that is enough water."
Kevin turned the water off and carefully placed Pinkie into the water. "Too hot?"
"No. It is perfect." She relaxed in the water. Her owner got a little bit of shampoo on his finger and started to rub it into her fur. "This is nice."
"Glad you like it." Kevin scrubbed his little pony clean and rinsed her off. "There we go." He grabbed dry wash rag and dried her off.
"I am all fluffy!" Pinkie exclaimed looking at her fur.
"You look like something I watched on Youtube." He smiled and pet her. Then he started laughing as she sticks out her toung and made a 'sptttt' sound. "You are too cute for your own good." He picked his little friend up and carried her back to her little house. He laid on his belly when he saw her motion him down.
"That was fun. thank you Kevin." She walked up to his face and kissed his nose. "I love you Kevin." She nuzzled his cheek.
He was a little shocked to hear that, but he smiled. "I love you too, Pinkie."
"You are the best caretaker a pony could ask for." She yawned. "Goodnight Kevin." She walked into her house.
"Goodnight Pinkie."
Author's Note
Totally platonic.
I thought you would be bigger...
Kevin wakes up to a sleeping three inch pony snoring on his nose. "Morning Pinkie." He says quietly as he lifts her up and places her in his shirt pocket. "You can continue sleeping while I check my email." He rubs the top of the pink pony's head and somehow gets her to purr. "I didn't even know she could do that."
"Okay lets see." The pet owner said as he opened his email. "Spam, spam, spam, advertisement for canned spam." Kevin scrolled down the page until a familiar name pop on screen. "Oh. I wonder what Jeff has been up too." He opened the letter and read.
Hey dude! I heard you got one of those new mlp pet things. I got myself one as well, and to cut to the chase I was wondering if you wanted our little ponies play together. I will be in the park at 11:30 A.M. She loves to watch the squirrels gather nuts. See you later, or not. Your choice. Jeff.
P.S. As a word of advice. Don't bring a bag of mixed nuts to the park. I still have the scars on my palms.
"I guess that could be fun." Kevin heard a small yawn. "Morning Pinkie. I got something to ask you."
Pinkie ruffled her mane and rubbed her eyes. "What is it Kevin?"
"We got an invite to a play date-"
"CAN WE GO!? CAN WE GO!? CAN WE GO!?" Pinkie yelled in excitement. Jumping up and grabbing onto her owner's nose. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeee!"
Kevin laughed, "That was what I was going to ask you, but it seems you want to go so we need to get ready." Pinkie nodded and Kevin left her at her play house and went to his room to change clothes and take a quick shower. When he came out with a solid dark blue t shirt and blue jeans. "I got something for you Pinkie."
"Oh oh! What is it?" Kevin opened his hand to show a light blue bow with yellow highlights. "What is that for?"
"I was wanting to put it in your mane. I thought it would be cute. I want you to look your best. Not that you aren't cute without it." He rubbed pinkies cheek with his pointer finger which she happily nuzzled against.
"Okay. You can put it in my mane." Pinkie was picked up and her owner carefully clip it onto the back of her head and she ran into her play house and looked at her tiny mirror. "Looking good." She laughs. "Thanks Kevin!"
"You're welcome Pinkie. Let's get going." Kevin grabbed Pinkie and his keys and headed to the car. "The park is a little ways away. It will take about 20 minutes to get there." Pinkie nodded and watched the landscapes go by as Kevin drives.
A little while later they make it to the park and Kevin looks around for his buddy.
"Hey you actually showed up." Jeff said as he is sitting on a bench. "Come over here dude. I want to see your pony."
Kevin walked over to the bench and sat down. "What kind of pony did you get?"
Jeff carefully pulled a tiny yellow pony from his pocket. "Say hi Fluttershy."
The shy pegasus squeaked. "I-I-I'm F-Fluttershy..." She whispered.
"Nice to meet you Fluttershy. This is Pinkie Pie." Kevin grabs Pinkie and places her next to Fluttershy. The two of them look at each other then Fluttershy nuzzles Pinkie's cheek. The two of them purr. "What's going on?"
"It is a thing two ponies do to establish friendship. Like how dogs smell each others back sides." Jeff explained. "It doesn't always happen though, some ponies don't get along well." Jeff pets Fluttershy's back. "These ponies are just too adorable."
"Yeah. No doubt about it." Kevin nodded. "So your pony likes to watch the animals?"
"Yep. If we aren't here we are probably watching animal planet at home." Both owners watch their ponies play around. Pinkie would chase Fluttershy as she would fly around. They played hide and seek in the tall grass. Fluttershy even got a squirrel to lay down so she could rub it's belly.
"She seems really close to her show counterpart." Kevin said.
"I would say the same about yours Kevin." Jeff replied. "It was a little odd at first but hey whoever made these ponies are a genius. I love my little pony."
"The show or the pets?" Kevin Asked.
Jeff smiled. "Yes."
After about an hour Kevin leaves with Pinkie back to their home where they find two people in suits waiting at his door.
"Stay in my pocket Pinkie. This could be trouble." Pinkie did as she was told and curled up in the bottom of his pocket. Kevin exited his car as one of them smiled and walked towards him.
"Hello sir. You wouldn't happen to be Kevin (Last Name), would you?" The guy with a name tag saying Sean asked.
"Yes what can I help you with?"
"We are from the company that made your pony. We were wondering if you have been enjoying you pet pony. If there are any troubles we could have it replaced with a copy or a different pony altogether." Sean smiled.
Kevin didn't like how they were talking about Pinkie like she was a product. "For your information. I am enjoying my time with my friend and she doesn't need replacing. I am happy and doing my best to take care of her. Now if you would kindly leave, I have work to do."
Sean kept up his smile. "Of course sir. We will get out of your hair now, But if you have any problems, contact us and we will help the best we can." They left in their van which for a second I could see little cages with a few ponies inside. "Poor little guys..." The van left and kelvin headed inside and sat on the couch.
Pinkie crawled out of his pocket and lied against her owner's chest. "Thank you for not sending me away. Most ponies back at the lab were taken back then shipped off a little latter..." The pinkie pony's mane fell flat.
Kevin tried to comfort her with some pets. "I wouldn't dream of getting rid of you. You are too amazing to get rid of.
"Really?"
"Yeah. You are fun, cute, and can somehow cook which I still haven't figured out how you did that yet." Kevin smiled. "You are my friend. I wouldn't want my friend disappearing to who knows what."
Pinkie's hair puffed up a little bit and she nuzzled his chest, purring. "Love you Kevin."
"Love you too Pinkie."
Author's Note
I am tying to get back into the swing of things. I got a schedule going so I have less distractions.
And like I said. Platonic!
I thought you would be bigger...
Getting more little ponies!/The End
It has been a whole year since Kevin bought his little pink playmate. The two have been nearly inseparable when Kevin is home from work. Kevin noticed something though. One time a few months ago he came home with a cupcake for Pinkie. He sneaked inside so it could be a surprise, but he didn't see her anywhere. He searched the house and he finally found her laying on a shopping catalog. He noticed the paper was warped near her head, like a drop of water hit it. Kevin inspected the page she was sleeping on, it was a page advertising other pet ponies, more specifically the rest of the mane six. And in some print that was warped was the text "Sales end next month. Last time to order this series!" The show has finally ended after over 8 seasons. A reboot is in the makes, so the company will stop production of the FIM characters. Most pet stores are running out of stock of them. So Kevin got an idea.
*a few days later*
Kevin was on his way to the pet store where he made sure the store would reserve certain pets he was planning to get. Pinkie stayed home and watched the FOOD Network. It was one of the few things that could keep her in one place.
"That pony can sure make a mess for only being the size of a mini hamster." Two weeks ago Kevin found her covered in lint after she wandered into the laundry room. "I will need to Pinkie proof the house one day." Keven parked his car and walked inside the store.
The person behind the counter gave a smile. "Welcome! Do you need any help finding anything?"
"I am here to pick up an order I made. they said it came in today."
"What is the order under?" The clerk asked.
"Kevin B."
"Ah. Yes your pets are here. You are a lucky one. These were the last ones in a 50 mile radius." The clerk walked to the back and brought two boxes. One was labeled 'Crystal Castle Replica' and the other had holes cut out near the top. "Here you are sir. I saw that you payed in advance. Hope you enjoy your new pets."
"I will. Thank you." Kevin took the boxes and loaded them into the car. Once he was buckled, he looked over to the box. "I know you are nervous, and a little scared, but don't worry. I know you will love your new home. I even have an extra friend to play with." He smiled.
There were little whispers from the box until he heard a faint, "Thank you for adopting us..."
"It was no problem. I should probably be thanking you. You are going to make my special pink friend very happy." Kevin smiled whenever he heard the little ponies in the box trying to whisper about what he is talking about, but he left the radio off so is wasn't hard to listen.
"I hope he has a lot of space for me to stretch my wings." A gruff voice grumbled.
"I hope he at least bathes us regularly, It is a pain to pick wood chips from my mane everyday..." A posh voice whined.
"I just hope he is kind, but from the looks of it....he is." A soft voice whispered, barely audible.
"Well. Wherever we're goin', it will most likely be more homey than this here box." The voice sounded strongly Southern.
"As long as we are still together, we will make the most of any situation. Right girls?" A calm yet attention grabbing voice said.
"Right!" They all said in unison.
Kevin couldn't help but smile. "You guys are going to make Pinkie very happy."
The tiny pink pony was in the middle of watching Cupcake Wars as she heard the door open. She turned her head towards the door. "Welcome home Kevin! How was the trip to town?"
Kevin hefted the boxes into the living room carefully and popped his back. "It was alright. Little too much traffic."
Pinkie jumped off the couch, using her tale as a cushion. "What's with the boxes?She walked up to said boxes and tapped the cardboard with a hoof.
Kevin smiled. "It is a gift Pinkie. For all the joy you give me. I know how lonely you get while I am at work. So I got you some company." He opened the biggest box and carefully picked each pony up. Rainbowdash flew from my hands and sped around the room, Fluttershy was curled up in a yellow ball from the heights, and everypony else had just let him carefully place them in front of Pinkie. "Surprise! I got your friends. Well, not exactly your friends yet, but you know what I mean." Kevin scratched the back of his head.
Pinkie walked around the group of ponies, inspecting them like you would a vase to make sure it isn't cracked. She nodded and gave a big smile. "Welcome to casa day Kevin! Population us!" She gave them all a big hug.
"Um...Nice to meat you too." Twilight pated the pink pony's cotton candy mane.
"Please watch the mane darling. I still have to pick out wood chips." Rarity calmly said trying to comb said chips out with her hoof.
"That is a mighty fine welcome. Howdy." Applejack smiled and hugged back tight.
"Squee..." Fluttershy was too shy to say anything.
"Coming though!" Raindow flew towards them and everypony, but pinkie ducked, causing her to be tacked to the ground with Rainbow looking down at her. "You can take a tumble. I like you." Dash smiled and gave Pinkie a noogy.
"Yay! New friends to play with! Thank you so much Kevin. Love you, best owner ever!" Pinkie beamed and gave her owner's shoe a hug.
"Thanks Pinkie. Love you too." He gave her chin a scratch making her purr.
RD: "Hey! I want scratches too!"
T: "That does sound nice.
AJ: "I want to wrestle his thumb!"
R: "Can you brush my mane?"
FS: "...I want to be cared for too..."
"Whoa, whoa. Hold on girls. At least let me get the castle set up and get you guys some food." Kevin chuckled. 'This might be a handful.' He thought.
"Awe. Okay." They all replied.
Epilogue
Kevin and his ponies couldn't be happier. Pinkie has been enjoying her new friends. She gave them a tour of the house. RD nearly got stuck in a roll of toilet paper when she was chasing a fly. Rarity begged for daily baths but we compromised on every other day, though Kevin thinks she occasionally dirties herself up so she can have another bath. Why did pinkie have to show her the lint trap... Twilight can actually do magic somehow but the best she can do is levitate something her own weight, and even then she has a bit of trouble. She loved muting the T.V. to read the sub titles. Kevin even bought her a pocket sized dictionary. She hardly leaves it for more that an hour. Applejack enjoys watching Kevin cook, but she said she wanted to have a plant, so he got her a small planter for wheat grass. She and the others nibble on it to keep it trim, plus they say it taste good, but he would disagree. Flutershy is still a little scared to ask for stuff. The others told Kevin that she came from a mean owner who would scold her for asking for things. This broke his heart so he bought her a stuffed bunny twice as big as she was to snuggle up on and talk to. He thinks it has helped a lot. She even came to him to ask for a chocolate chip yesterday. Progress.
All in all. Kevin was glad he bought Pinkie all those months ago. He just though she would be a little bigger.
Author's Note
So. There we have it. It was a long time coming, and I am sorry for making you all wait so long. I hope the ending was too your liking. Will there be a squeal? Probably not, but you never know.
