Sitting in my red recliner with a book in hand, I basked in the warm afternoon rays of Celestia’s sun as they entered through a nearby window in the cottage. I wasn’t really in the mood to go out and do anything, it was days like this I wish Equestria had TV, alas, it was not to be. My greatest form of entertainment was usually pranking with Pinkie Pie, but after she met Dillon those two balls of hyperactivity were inseparable; it was almost kind of cute, they seemed to share a sibling-like relationship.

Of course, not the Twilight-Shining Armor type of sibling relationship; that relationship was……kinda creepy. I should know, I’ve agreed to help Twilight one time with a……thing. Deciding to throw that disgusting memory off a mental cliff in my mind, I returned to my book which I held in hand. It was a very unique book that Dillon had handed to me two hours prior.

The plot was….interesting, to say the least. It was about a human named Anonymous who ended up in Equestria and was harassed everyday by a certain pink haired pegasus who wanted in his pants and thought that guessing his fetish was her best bet. Funny, that sounded oddly familiar, one could even go as far as to say that my life was almost a rip-off of said story……..NAH! I am one hundred percent original, my life is nothing like this story; reason being, I didn’t have just Fluttershy trying to get in my pants but practically ALL of Equestria.

Three firm knocks drew my attention to my front door, but just as I was about get up, the visitor took it upon themselves to enter ahead. In walked Twilight, mane tied up in a ponytail with a pink ribbon holding it together. She poked her head in slightly and looked left to right, when she spotted me, a blush appeared on her cheeks with a nervous smile before she made her way toward me.

“Hi daddy. Oh-sorry, I know you don’t like it when I call you that…but…..,” Twilight’s blush grew more as she galloped at me in full speed. “I love you daddy!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” I managed to say as I raise my hands defensively at the young princess; doing so caused her to stop dead in her tracks and stare at me blankly. I cleared my throat, “Twilight, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“R-role playing, remember? At the party?”

“Twilight I was drunk.”

“You still played along with it,” she said defensively as she gave a small pout my way.

“Twilight, you manipulated me into sleeping with you!”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“You had me believing I was Shining Armor! I think there’s a fuck load wrong with that! Incest isn’t best, Twilight!”

“But…all I wanted to do was to cuddle with you daddy…”

“Fuck no, you already had me play Shining Armor, there’s no way in hell I’m going to be your father now.” I fold my arms across my chest in protest and look away from her. A long lingering silence poured into my cottage, neither one of us dare spoke a word. I almost forgot Twilight had even entered my house, that is, until I began to hear quiet sobbing coming from her direction.

“I-I’m sorry father. I’m sorry I’m such a disappointment to you. Maybe I’ll just go…”

Twilight slowly trots toward my door, she looked back at me once before exiting, and I met her eyes with my own, her tear-filled eyes.

‘Don’t look Mark, your stronger than that.’ The door shuts, however, Twilight is still sobbing loud enough just so I could hear her; whether it was on purpose or not was beyond me, one thing was certain though: it was working. ‘No. After what she did to me the last time I role played with her, this is exactly what she gets. It’s not my fault…but then, why do I still feel so bad?’ Delivering a swear to myself followed by a stern slap I rush up from my recliner to my front door, outside Twilight was almost out of sight when I called back to her.

“Twilight!” she glanced back at me and wiped a tear from her eye, damn she’s good. “D-does daddy’s little princess want him to read her a story?” Twilight shot back into my cottage with the speed of a Wonderbolt, when I shut the door, I spoke to her in a serious tone. “No sex. Nothing weird or….incest-y. Just a story and cuddles, got it?”

The mare followed me over to my recliner as I sat down and hopped in my lap and laid down with her muzzle pressed up against my chest. “I promise daddy.”

Just as I had began to settle in with my daughter, the door to my home was slammed open, revealing two figures that I hardly expected to appear.

“Ready, aim,” Pinkie began as she raised a hoof.

“Pinkie, what are you—”

“FIRE!!” Dillon screamed as Twilight and I were quickly bombarded by water balloons from both pranksters. Now sitting drenched in water, Twilight and I shot daggers at the two assailants. “Mission accomplished, time for the next ones on the list,” Mark said through fits of laughter.

“Okie, dokie, lokie,” Pinkie laughed as she quickly grabbed her party cannon and disappeared along with Dillon.

The only thing running through my head afterwards was; who else was in their list and how bad did they have it coming.

Author's Note

I know the only two who I've placed stories around are Twilight and Fluttershy, but that's only because I haven't thought of stories for the rest of the mane Six. Any ideas?