Rated Mature for random (some) sexual scenarios and other randomness. JUST A HEADS UP: THE SEX TAG IS ONLY THERE FOR MENTIONED ACTS OR SMALL ADCANCES OF THE NATURE. THIS IS NOT A CLOP FIC.

Loosely based on Fluttershy Wants in Your Pants.

Mark and Dillon are two human beings trying to live peacefully survive in Ponyville with it's denizens of multicolored equines. Join our heroes (pffft, yeah, heroes) as they attempt to adjust to Equestria and it's many differing factors of randomness.

A series of random one shot stories in which Mark and Dillon (mainly Mark) struggle with vasts amounts of pony from day to day.

Contains: (slight) Flutterrape and slice of life random adventures with crude humor and hijinks.