Several jewels levitated onto a very refined looking dress, quickly being stitched into place by Rarity's professional hand. Taking a step back, she eyes it from multiple different angles, feeling as though something were off about it. It had the flare she was going for, but didn't carry the umpf needed to make it truly eye-popping. Her face scrunches in concentration as she holds a hand to her chin, imagining many different additions she could make to give it that desired, attention-grabbing touch it desperately needed.

She hummed to herself; The possibilities were endless. Glancing at the clock, she took note that it was fairly early in the morning. Once again, she had kept herself up all night to bring one of her many visions to life. Letting out a sigh, she set down all of the materials in her magical hold and exited her workshop. If she had been at it all night, she at least owed herself a small break.

Despite having literally been up all night, there was hardly an ounce of thought being put into going to sleep. She didn't feel tired at all. Then again, this wasn't the first time she had done this. Perhaps she was just getting used to staying up all night. While that isn't particularly a good thing, it wasn't that bad either. And doing this helped keep her mind off of that camping trip. It was worth it in the end, but it could have gone better to begin with.

Moving to her bathroom, she looks over herself in a mirror; Quickly noticing how disheveled and unkempt she looked. Some of her bug bites were even showing through her foundation. That simply would not do! With an amazing amount of speed and precision, she managed to make herself presentable on the spot. It created a small mess of everything within her range, but nothing that couldn't be cleaned up relatively quickly.

Rarity leaves the bathroom, going into her bedroom to throw on a clean set of clothes. Deciding to go for something simple, she threw on a pair of simple, but stylish leggings and a white ruffle shirt.

Now that she looked both clean and stylish, she could get started on the rest of her day...Which was actually pretty open. Come to think of it, her work schedule was pretty much empty for today. Tomorrow was a different story, but still, nothing going on for now.

Taking another look at her clock, she realized that it had taken her a lot longer to get prettified than she had originally thought. Nearly an entire hour!

Then again, you can't rush perfection.

With nothing to get done at the moment, she could go visit one of her friends. It's been nearly a full week since she's seen Ryan, even longer since he's given her a good rutting. He may not quite be in top condition, but maybe it'll make him feel better. After all, he's got a reputation as the kind of guy to fuck anything that moves when he's stressed.

This way of thinking could come off as greedy on her end, but she hardly saw it that way since they would both be getting something they wanted. Who knows, maybe it'll even wear her down enough to get her to sleep.

"It's as good a reason as any, I suppose." She said to herself, going in her closet to go through her more private ensembles for the occasion.

After a bit of searching, she was able to pack some sexy clothing, and a few other knick knacks to keep things interesting, into a thick, purse-like bag so they would be hidden from the public eye.

With a bit of pep in her step for the events to come, Rarity strutted through town in search of her temporary plaything. Her legs eventually brought her to the human's not-so-humble abode. Of course she had to stop before getting to the door and analyze the house. It was no surprise that he had them build it to look almost identical to what it used to be. She still felt as though it would look better with a few decorations. The flowers were a nice touch, but he could still do so much more with it.

Making her way to the door, she offers a few gentle knocks and waits patiently for an answer. The door is opened rather quickly, revealing a certain rainbow maned pegasus with a toothbrush hanging out of her mouth.

"Hey, Raresh." Rainbow greets with a bit of a lisp, grabbing the brush and continuing to clean her palette. "Waz uph?"

"Oh!" Rarity was kind of surprised to see one of her pony friends here, but not dramatically. "Good morning, darling. What are you doing here so early?"

Pulling the brush from her mouth, Dash leans outside, angling her head away from the unicorn before spitting on the ground. "I stayed over last night." She said nonchalantly, placing the brush back into her mouth and going over her teeth with it again. "Wah bringsh you here?"

Rarity wore a somewhat disgusted look from her friends actions, but then again, she probably should have expected that from her. "I was hoping to find Ryan so he could-"

Before Rarity could completely unfurl what she had intended to do with the human, a tumbling sound cut her off. At first, she didn't know where it was coming from. It didn't take too long to find the source though.

Both ponies look up at the ceiling just as something fell from the roof, letting out a rather girly shriek as it fell to the ground.

"Ow..." Ryan managed to breath out in a pained tone, laying flat with his back to the ground.

Remember when you asked me 'What's the worst that could happen?'
That...That was the worst.

The two are left staring at their alien friend with wide eyes as he slowly pulls himself back to his feet; Previously mentioned friend giving both of them a dirty look as he did so. "Well, don't everybody come running at once. I'm sure he's fine." He all but growled, arching his back until it let out several painful pops. "Sweet, Christ!"

Shaking herself out of whatever trance she was stuck in, Rarity ran to the rescue with Rainbow right behind her. "Ryan; Dear, are you alright?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine." He grunts, testing his limbs to make sure nothing was out of place. Thankfully, everything seemed to be functioning properly. "I don't think I broke anything, so I'll live."

Give it time, I’m sure you’ll fuck something up

Finally getting a good look at the human, Rarity noticed that he appeared to be completely healthy. Healthy, in meaning that, he no longer had any visible burns on his body. "Ryan, you look-"

Not wanting to go through that whole thing again, as he already had three times now, Ryan made sure to cut her off and fill her in with as little detail as possible. "Yeah, I know! I look fucking amazing. Magic is great, yada-yada-yada."

Rarity was going to reprimand him for having an attitude with her, but stopped before she could even begin. Her attention was instantly drawn to a blue feather tucked behind his ear. She knew about his romantic history with Rainbow Dash, and the mistake he had unknowingly made. Surely he had learned his lesson after all of that drama. Which begs the question; Why is he in possession of her feather?

Leveling a finger toward said feather, Rarity shoots him a questioning look. "Why do you have a feather in your ear?"

Stepping past her, Rainbow throws a possessive arm around the human, smiling smugly at the unicorn as she pulls the toothbrush from her muzzle. "Cause he and I have officially started dating."

Ryan shoots the pegasus a look before looking back at the purple maned mare and offering a confirming nod.

A blush spread across Rarity's face as she absorbed this bit of information. "W-wha? When did this start?"

"A few days ago." Dash answered, testing her teeth with her tongue to make sure they were to her liking.

Rarity blinked a few times before responding. "How come you didn't say anything?" She asked, mostly out of annoyance. For Celestia's sake, she was on her way to sleep with him! "We went camping together, you had all day to fill me in!"

"I think you know why we didn't have time to really do anything." Rainbow shot back, recalling the day before as something that was less-than-ideal. "Why are you getting so worked up about it anyway?"

"Because I-" Rarity stopped, choking on her own words as they almost left her mouth. "N-no reason! I-I just...like to keep up with gossip!"

Glancing down, Ryan couldn't help but to be curious about what she was holding. "What's with the bag?"

"It's nothing!" Rarity all but shouted, reeling an arm back in an attempt to hide the large sack. "I was...just about to drop off an importantly delivery. I just thought that I'd come check on you first."

Ten bits says that it's a full of dildos.

"Anyway, I really should be off. I have a very busy schedule ahead of me." Rarity lied, doing everything in her power to avoid sticking around with her bag of sex stuff by her side. "Goodbye!" And on that note, she was gone. Moving almost as fast as Pinkie as she sprinted away from them.

Ryan watch the unicorn take off with a raised brow. "What the hell's her problem?"

Maybe she had to take a shit?

"Beats me." Rainbow answered with a shrug, walking back into the house with her human coltfriend following behind her. "I don't have to work today; Weather is supposed to stay clear for a while. As long as we don't get any stranglers floating in, then I'm free."

Ryan closed the door as they entered the house and came to a stop in the living room. "Okay, you feel like doing something?"

"I'm down to hangout at the bar later, if you're free."

"Do you even have to ask?"

Rainbow shot him a smirk, "I thought you'd be down." Walking back to the bathroom, she cleans off the toothbrush she's been using and places it to the side. "So we've got a plan for later. Any idea what we could do until then?"

Ryan, now wearing his own smirk, sneaks up behind the pegasus and grabs her by the waist. "I could think of a few things."

A few hours after the two had their fun, and took a much needed shower, they made their way to the small bar that was basically hidden from the public eye. Unlike last time though, it wasn't ladies night.

Thank God! After last time, the only dick I ever want to see again is our own.

With Rainbow Dash in tow, Ryan made a Beeline for the bar, taking a seat in one of the stools while his marefriend took one right beside him.

Ryan held up a pair of fingers at the barkeep. "I need two beers and four shots of the strongest whisky you've got." Lowering his hand, the human waits patiently for the drinks and turns his attention to his mare. "This gonna be casual, or are we getting fucked up?"

Dash turns her head away from him, but only to glance at the bartender setting their drinks down in front of them. "Why make a plan? I say, let's just do what we do and see what what happens." She responded casually. Right after that, her expression shifted and she had a very competitive glint in her eye. "Unless you wanna make it interesting."

"What did you have in mind?" Ryan asked, his head slightly cocked to the side as he spoke.

With a rather cocky smile, Rainbow grabs one of the shots and pulls it close to her. "Ten bits say that I can drink you under the counter."

"You realize that I've already beaten you like twelve times, right?" Ryan asked with a raised brow. He was sure she had learned her lesson about challenging him to the game of 'Drink', especially after last time. He could still hear the sound of her heaving in the depths of his mind. It wasn't easy to miss it with her being over his shoulder and all. "Are you sure you can handle it?"

"Twenty bits!" She shot back, almost positive she could beat him this time.

Nodding his head, the human reached out and grabbed one of the shots. "Alright, but I ain't carrying you this time."

That was my favorite shirt!

In the interest of fairness, Ryan had taken to using larger shot glasses so that the cocky mare could at least stand a chance. The two went at it for nearly half an hour, doing shot after shot and completely disregarding the beers Ryan had ordered prior. Just as those beers had been left behind, so had any amount of shame or common sense that either of them had. Before much longer, they had to call it quits; The bartender deciding that they have had enough for tonight.

Ryan glared at the pony behind the counter, leveling an angry finger at him. This act took him a hot minute to follow through with, as he found his hand stuck in a mountain of beads that hung from his neck. "You! Y-you...you..." His glare pretty much melted right there and his stance became noticeably less aggressive. "You're right! Um, hhhaaaa..." Unable to form any further coherent words, the human shakily reached into his pocket, throwing a handful of bits onto the counter. "'Merica!"

With one half-lidded eye, Rainbow turned to face the human just in time to watch him fall out of his chair. Getting to her feet, she nearly fell over as well. It would seem that the world has gone a tad lopsided and it was keeping her slightly off-balance.

"Brian! B-Bri-Bri...Bryan." Rainbow barely managed to get out, stumbling her way over to the collapsed human. "C'mon, get up." She ushered, reaching down to grab him by the shirt. It wasn't until her hand met his bare skin that she realized he was completely topless, aside from the colorful beads around his neck. "Lez go!"

With a bit more effort than usual, Ryan gets back to his feet and makes for the door with a bit of wobble in his steps. Walking beside his marefriend, they all-but-casually strolled through the empty streets of Ponyville with no specific location in mind.

W-we may have...overdone it...with the triple-shots. At least the alcohol makes us a decent singer.

"The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear!" Ryan sang aloud, sounding nowhere near as good as his mind claimed. "Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug if you draw one more shamrock in me beer!" Attempting to break into an Irish jig, the human quickly found himself plummeting face-first into the dirt. "Ow..."

Rainbow couldn't keep herself from laughing at the clumsy drunk, nearly toppling over her own movements as she helped him back to his feet. "You're f-*hic*-king adorable."

"Bitch, I'm beautiful!" He retorted, placing a hand to the side of an empty stand to keep himself up. "Oh, dear God..."

"H-hey, are you okay?" Dash asked with drunken concern.

I know you didn't listen to me last time I said this, but seriously. Don't. Fuckin'. Do it-

In the blink of an eye, Ryan's body was leaning over the stand. Dash took a step back, her ears falling flat against her head as the human emptied the contents of his stomach in a few short, but painful heaves.

You never listen!

Ryan brought himself off of the desecrated stand, groaning all the while. "Party foul!"

Grabbing his hand, Rainbow all but drags him away from the present he left for whatever poor bastard owned that stall. They continued onward, the human still being pretty much forced to follow behind the pony holding his hand.

Taking a moment to look around, he noticed that he wasn't entirely sure where they were going. It could be all the booze in his system, but he could have sworn they weren't going toward his house. In fact, he felt as though they were going the exact opposite direction.

"Where the fuck are *burp* are you taking us?"

"We're going to Fluttershee's." Rainbow answered with a bit of a slur. "If you're sick, then she's the pony that can...sh-she's...she can help."

Fluttershy's eyes slowly forced themselves open, the tired pegasus pulling herself up with a groan and rubbing the sleep from her eyes with a closed hand. She let out a questioning hum at the sound of somepony knocking on her door. Glancing out of her window, she could just make out how late it was. Why would anypony be up at this hour?

Climbing out of bed, the naked mare slowly went to her closet to slide on a light pink night gown to cover herself up before walking down the stairs. Stopping in front of the door, she looked through the small peephole to see who it was. The dark kept whoever was out there hidden, but she could make out two silhouettes standing just outside. Both of which seemed to be having trouble keeping still.

There were a thousand questions buzzing around in her mind, but she figured that the answers wouldn't come until she at least figured out who it was.

"Who is it?" She asked groggily.

"Dash!" A fairly masculine voice responded. "It's me! Open the fucking door!"

"I'm right here, you stupid!" Dash's voice retorted.

"Oh...right...Where are we again?"

By now, Fluttershy's face was already scrunched in confusion. She recognized both voices almost immediately, but something about them sounded off. Unlocking the door, she opened it to find two of her friends standing outside. Both of them were looking at her, their eyes barely managing to stay open. The stench of sweat and alcohol was practically glued to their being, tearing into the shy pegasus' nostrils with a vengeance.

"H-hey...you..." Ryan began, once again forgetting her name as he walked closer to the door. "Y-y-ellow...Yellow Quiet! W-what...what's uh-" Before he could finish his statement, the topless and intoxicated human fell forward. His body hit the door with enough force to knock the quiet mare back a few steps before colliding with the ground with a loud thump!

Rainbow tried to roll her eyes at him, but became dizzy by doing so. "Dammit, Ryan! You-you need to l-learn how to-" Attempting to walk in, the cyan pony collapsed as well, landing hard on her flank. "Ow! My butt!"

"I can't feel mah face..." The human groaned, his face still pressed against the floor.

Staring down at her fallen friends, Fluttershy found herself in a bit of a conundrum. While her typically kind nature pleaded for her to help them, her more assertive self demanded that she knock some sense into them.

This internal war was short lived though, as Ryan rolled onto his back to reveal his now bleeding face. "Ryan, you're hurt!" She dove to his side, forcing him to sit up as she looked over his features. "Oh dear, I think you broke your nose."

Ryan waved a dismissive hand to his concerned friend. "Don't worry, iz fine." He lifted both of his hands, placing them on the damaged feature. "I got this!"

"Wait!" Fluttershy cried, her pleas falling upon deaf ears as a sickening crack tore through her ear drums. The sound was enough to make her cringe, but the following scream nearly caused her to leap out of her skin.

Dash's only reaction was the slight squinting of one of her eyes, her ears falling back as well as she watched her human coltfriend. "Damn..."

Once Fluttershy had calmed down, and Ryan had removed his hands from his face, she looked over him again. It was still bleeding pretty badly, but other than that he looked fine. "Hold on, let me get a rag."

Running into the other room, Fluttershy searched frantically for something she could use to stop the bleeding. It took nearly a full minute of sifting through drawers and cabinets, but she finally found what she was looking for. Grabbing an old dishrag, that she'll never be able to use after this, she runs it under some warm water in the sink and strains the excess out.

With the rag prepared for her to use as her treatment impliment, she makes her way back to her main room to find a rather peculiar sight. Aside from her, there wasn't a single pony in the room, nor human for that matter. The only evidence of their presence being the wide open front door and a few drops of blood on her floor.

Standing right outside of Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow was throwing small rocks at Pinkie's window and failing to hit it even once. She tried to fly up to it earlier, but those attempts ended rather painfully. While she was doing that, the human was trying to find his own way of getting the bubbly pink mare to wake up.

Ryan stood with his bare chest against the door, his arms raised above his head and lightly pounding against the wooden barricade. "Ponka, open up!" He yelled, receiving nothing in response. "I jauhn a muffin..."

"I don't think it's working." Rainbow concluded, tossing the rest of her rocks onto the ground. "Let's just, like...go home or somethin."

Wait! I know what we can do...

Ryan suddenly wore a look of determination as he walked away from the door. "Stand back, hot stuff." He said, shoving Rainbow to the side. Once he was a good distance away, he turned around to face the bakery. His eyes squinted in concentration, his legs bending at the knees. His hands rose up, curled into fists with his pinkies sticking up as he placed one on either side of his head, giving him a not-so-bull-like appearance. A huff escapes his nose, one of his feet start to dig at the ground beneath him.

The human takes a breath then breaks into a full sprint, his body angled forward as he starts running straight for the bakery's front door. "LEROY!!! JENKI-AHLBUMNUPH!!!"

If his mind weren't as far gone as it were, this unfortunate event probably would have hurt more.

Thank God for alcohol!

Just as he was about to hurl himself into the standing structure's sealed entrance, he stumbled over his own feet, causing him to fly forward and hit the ground. The momentum that followed him kept his body moving, via rolling, before inevitably smashing into the front of the building and bringing him to a stop. "...Owie..."

Eyes wide at the spectacle before her, Rainbow dashed to Ryan's side and dropped to her knees. "Holy shit!" She yelled, grabbing his head in her hands and forcing him to look up at her. "Are you okay?"

"I think s-" A loud belch broke through his throat, cutting him off. His eyelids felt heavy and once all of the air had escaped his stomach through his mouth, his eyes closed and his head went limp.

"Ryan?" Rainbow looked down at her drunken human, wearing a confused expression on her face. "Hello~" Snapping her fingers in one of his ears, she got a reaction, but his eyes refused to open. "Well, crud..."

It burns, burns, burn!
Indian curry is so hot!
It burns, burns, burns!
Burns like fire, oh my god!
It burns, burns, burns!
I drink and drink, but it won't st-

The song came to a stop as Ryan grabbed his phone, pulling it from his hip and swiping his thumb across the screen without even looking. With the alarm dealt with, he placed the phone back in its place on his side. His hands rise to meet his face, only for him to pull them back and wince when they touched his nose.

"God! Motherfucker!" He yelled, his hands tightened into fists.

Rainbow groaned at his sudden vocalization, lightly punching his chest. "Shut. Up. My head is killing me..."

"Fuck your head!" Ryan shot back in a raised tone, forcing his eyes to open. "My everything hurts!" It takes a moment for his vision to become clear, but once it does, he finds himself looking up at clear blue skies. "What the hell?"

Suddenly, a pony enters his view, standing over him and looking down. He doesn't recognize who it is, but can just make out the color of their fur and a pair of breasts on their form. "Sir, are you alright?"

Ryan blinks a few times, slowly lifting himself until he's sitting up. He can feel a soft texture with a bit of weight sliding down his chest and onto his lap. Looking down, he finds that it was just his marefriend passed out on top of him, her head now resting on his crotch.

Turning his attention to his surroundings, he finds that it isn't just one pony standing beside him, but several. There was maybe a sixth of the town forming a half circle around him and Rainbow Dash.

He blinked a few more times, making sure that his eyes weren't deceiving him. "Uh..." Is all he can get out at that point in time. "Uhhh!"

What the fuck did you do!?

Author's Note

Would it be bad if I said that the drunken antics that had just taken place in this chapter actually happened to me at one point?

Okay, so I've had a few drinks. I apologize for any errors. Thank you

GameAssassin

for dealing with my drunk ass and helping me edit. Much appreciated!

Right, there were songs in this!
Hold on...

Gotta love these bastards!

This one is fuckin' weird...

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