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Friendship Is Cynical

by Lord_Evil
Ryan Curtis; Hard worker, loyal friend, cynical asshole. Come and join him on his adventures to make a new life in Equestria!

The princesses have made the mistake of summoning a creature to Equestria. His species was that of Legend, an old ponies tale. Ryan Curtis was a human. Wanting to help him anyway they could, the royal sisters were willing to give him whatever he wanted so he could live comfortably.
His response; Raising his middle finger to the two of them and walking away with no more then three words uttered during his departure. "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Another branch off of the original Perfect Mate, only with a lot less romance and whole lot more bullshittery! If you are coming here from reading Rust in the Breeze or Daddy's Home, please keep in mind that when I first started this project it had no direction. I didn't go into this story with a plan. It was just a side project to keep my mind busy. There is very little actual structure it the beginning half and doesn't actually start to develop and actual story until the later chapters.

Complete
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Suicide / Self Harm
Random
Human
Anthro
 
OOM

123517 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read
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34 Chapters:

  1. Day 93 2016-12-05 19:24:31 UTC
    3321
  2. Gotta Love Apples 2016-12-07 04:35:03 UTC
    2511
  3. Colorful Memories 2016-12-15 01:15:52 UTC
    3027
  4. All Is Pink 2016-12-22 04:39:30 UTC
    3260
  5. Stop Bugging Me 2016-12-23 23:38:08 UTC
    2730
  6. It's Christmas!!! 2016-12-25 22:40:01 UTC
    4455
  7. Getting Lucky??? 2017-01-03 06:45:40 UTC
    4232
  8. This Was Totally Unexpected 2017-01-10 17:21:01 UTC
    2376
  9. Nurse(ish) On Duty 2017-01-17 19:35:58 UTC
    2052
  10. It's Alive...Sadly 2017-02-07 02:25:29 UTC
    2874
  11. Of Hearts and Hooves 2017-02-14 15:52:46 UTC
    5093
  12. The Losing Party 2017-03-05 23:47:59 UTC
    4114
  13. Devil's Dance Floor 2017-03-17 22:01:55 UTC
    3281
  14. Friendly Encounters 2017-04-18 23:19:30 UTC
    3293
  15. The Jailhouse Rock 2017-05-03 05:22:52 UTC
    3858
  16. Royal Pain 2017-05-15 19:58:03 UTC
    3472
  17. Tempers and Tensions 2017-06-21 17:47:16 UTC
    2924
  18. Pain; Without Love 2017-07-21 04:33:34 UTC
    4299
  19. Another day in paradise 2017-07-26 03:19:23 UTC
    4180
  20. A Family Issue 2017-08-04 22:54:01 UTC
    3957
  21. Welcome to friendship 2017-08-09 20:54:13 UTC
    4253
  22. A state of disaster 2017-08-19 18:36:09 UTC
    3661
  23. Heart Breaker 2017-08-21 17:55:34 UTC
    3581
  24. Road To Recovery 2017-08-21 17:55:41 UTC
    4209
  25. A Dash Of... 2017-08-24 22:02:27 UTC
    4607
  26. Weeble and Wobble 2017-08-29 04:10:16 UTC
    4355
  27. Rainy Day 2017-10-11 00:40:57 UTC
    2645
  28. Attractions and Altercations (Part 1) 2017-11-02 03:03:08 UTC
    3542
  29. Attractions and Altercations (Part 2) 2017-12-29 04:55:59 UTC
    3795
  30. Attractions and Altercations (Part 3) 2018-01-18 06:48:07 UTC
    7033
  31. The Oncoming Storm 2018-03-29 22:30:22 UTC
    4107
  32. Black Is The Soul 2018-05-08 01:14:01 UTC
    3558
  33. Epilogue: What a world... 2018-05-09 19:54:00 UTC
    4849
  34. Sequel 2018-05-22 23:06:52 UTC
    13