Misery, agony, pain, regret; These were all of the things he has had to deal with. Suffering is all he knows and when he would finally accept death's tender embrace, it would be denied. Thus, leaving him to live on with his torment. It seemed never ending, like his misfortune and torture would last forever. There is no solace, there is no escape. He would be eternally trapped in the waking nightmare of abuse and neglect.

"Stop fucking touching it!" His voice echoed through the castle, frustration being very present in his tone.

"I have to make sure it isn't broken!" Twilight yelled at the human, holding his face in one hand and a bloody rag in the other.

"It's fine!" Ryan argued, trying to pull out of her grip. Her hand tightened on his jaw, locking him in pace as she inspected the bloody and bruised feature. "Will you fuck off!"

"Stop! Struggling!" She snapped, "I'm trying to help you for Celestia's sake, so stop acting like a baby!"

Ryan huffed in response, unintentionally shooting a small amount of blood from his nostrils. A few drops managed to land of the princesses arm, earning him a very pleasing, disgusted look from her.

"Okay, gross!" Twilight said, using the wet rag to clean her arm before turning her attention back on to him. Much to her surprise, he stopped fighting her. He didn't look at all pleased about it, but at least he was making this easier. Taking the rag, she dabbed around his nose, cleaning the crimson red from his face.

Once all of the blood was cleared, she started to look over his nose more carefully. Most of it was bruised, covered almost completely in different shades of purple and red. "Hopefully, its looks worse than it actually is." She prayed aloud, using her magic to search for further injuries. "You really did a number on yourself here."

"For the thousandth, it will be fine." Ryan all but growled at her, feeling the warm tingling of her magic against his nose.

"Hardly." Twilight added, still going over his nose with her magic. "You'll be lucky if you can still smell anything after this." She set the rag down, placing a hand on either side of his head. "This is probably going to hurt...like, a lot."

"What are you- OH SWEET JESUS!!!" If Ryan's ass weren't planted in one of the thrones, his legs would have buckled from the sudden flash of pain in his face. It felt as though there were thousands of spiders in his nostrils, each one stabbing and pushing against the cartilage hidden behind the veil of skin. "JUST KILL ME!!!"

The pain finally subsided, giving the poor human a small amount of relief before having a bandage forced over his nose that made it somewhat difficult to breath properly.

"The swelling should go down in a few hours." Twilight said, making the blood-soaked rag vanish with a bit of magic as she looked over his face one last time. "Seriously though, take it easy for a while. If you keep up with kind of behavior, Celestia knows what will happen to you."

"I am going to wax all of the fur off of your body..."

Twilight flinched a bit at his threat, taking a step back as he pulled himself from the throne to stand up. "Please, Ryan; Just be more careful, that's all I ask." She requested, "You wouldn't have to keep going through things like this if you were just a touch more cautious."

Ryan let out a loud breath, considering the young alicorn's words. "I'll think about it."

Now it was Twilight's turn to huff in response, "That's the best I'm going to get from you, isn't it?"

"Probably."

Letting out a sigh, Twilight made her way back to the castle's entrance with Ryan following close behind her. Once there, she opened to door to allow the human his freedom. "Take care, I guess. And stop getting yourself hurt!"

Ryan rolled his eyes and exited the castle. "Yeah, yeah; Whatever."

Leaving the giant crystal eyesore behind him, he sought out his rainbow haired marefriend. Looking to the skies, he noted a large number of storm clouds. He did not recall anypony saying that a storm was scheduled for today, but then again, he didn't doubt that he was informed and simply forgot.

A drop hit his head, earning the world a pleasantly surprised look from him. Before he even had a chance to process it, the rain started to fall, quickly picking up in speed. In less than a minute, it had broken into a full storm; The winds were becoming strong enough to nearly shove him, his clothes became soaked, and the locals were all closing down their shops and running to the safety of their homes.

The rain never bothered Ryan, but this was getting ridiculous. A few branches were flying around, having broken free from their original home, some of which were hitting him in the process.

Hey! Common sense is losing his fucking mind up here! Forget about your colorful fuck-horse and get home!

With little hesitation, Ryan started for his home, managing to dodge some of the more violent aspects of the storm. He did lose his footing a few times because of some mud spots, one of which he slipped and fell into, completely covering him in mud.

Filthy and a few cuts from some of the debris flying about, he continued for his home. It was a bit of a challenge, but he managed to make it back with minimal damage to himself. Entering his house, he had to stop as to not track mud all through the place.

In the beginning, he wasn't really the cleanest person in the world. But, thanks to both Rarity and Twilight, he took on a somewhat more clean and organized lifestyle...Kind of.

That bit of programming locked into his head, Ryan stripped out of his clothing at the front door, leaving the mud soaked articles on the floor as he made his way to his bathroom. He turned on his shower, making sure it was nice and hot before climbing in to clean himself off.

The bandage was removed once he was in, the water weakening the adhesive and making it a little less painful than it would have been otherwise. With that out of the way, he scrubbed the clumps of wet dirt from his body and hair. Once clean, he took a seat within the shower to merely enjoy the warm water.

"Stupid rain!" Rainbow yelled to no one in particular, running through the storm as fast as she could. She would have flown, but the added weight from the water drenching her fur would make that fairly difficult.

Part of her wished that she had skipped work today, but this storm was scheduled and needed to be brought in. Normally setting up the storms isn't too much of a hassle, but when you have to get back to the ground after the fact, the burdens being to rear their ugly heads.

Brushing her wet locks from her face to help her see better, Rainbow Dash spotted her destination and wasted no time in getting there. All but kicking open the door, she entered a familiar residence that would shelter her from the storm. Letting out a relieved sigh, she reached up and strained some of the moisture from her hair.

She went to step forward, but felt something odd beneath her feet. Glancing down, she spotted a set of dirty clothes piled up in front of her. While this wasn't the weirdest things she's come across in this house, it was still odd at first glance. It wasn't until the sound of running water, aside from what was going on outside, hit her ears that she was able to put the pieces together.

At any other point, her mind would nose-dive straight into the gutter. But, at this very moment, she was cold and wet. The idea of a hot shower was both welcomed and desired.

Following in the human's footsteps, she declothed herself at the door and walked into the bathroom. Pulling the curtain aside, she barely earned any reaction from Ryan as she stepped in and took a seat on his lap, leaning against his chest as the warm water hit her and soaked into her fur.

Ryan reach out and closed the curtain as a hum escaped Rainbow's lips.

"Much better." She spoke in a hushed tone, letting her head fall back until it was rested on the crook of a her coltfriend's neck.

"You got caught up in the rain too, I take it."

Rainbow hummed in response, confirming his suspicion. "And all because I wanted to come here to see you."

"Aww, that's so sweet." Ryan began, "Hey, you want some wine to go with all that cheese?"

Dash pulled one of her arms back hard, jabbing him in the side with her elbow. "Don't be a dick."

"Sorry, sweetheart." Ryan said with a laugh, "But, that's kinda one of my defining character traits."

"Not lately." Rainbow Dash thought out loud. "I'm not sure if you've noticed this, but you've been a real sweetheart past few days." She explained, feeling a certain amount of warmth in her chest. "If it weren't for your smart ass remarks, I would think you were a changeling."

Rainbow suddenly felt a set of teeth on her. "What the-?" She turned her head to see Ryan staring at her intently, his mouth latched onto her shoulder. "What are you doing?"

"A'm sucking da luv owa ya." He answered, keeping his teeth locked in place.

Reaching up, Dash smacked the top of his head, causing him to recoil, releasing her in the process. "Dork."

"Dike." He shot back, shaking his head.

Burn!!!

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes at him and went back to her previous position, letting her body relax on top of his. They remained this way for a few minutes.

Dash soon felt a pair of hands on her shoulders, pushing her up. She groaned, displeased with being removed from such a comfortable spot. "What gives?"

She received her answer in the form of those previously mentioned hands moving down her back, their digits pressing into the tight muscles around her wings. Her body tensed up for a moment, before melting at his touch. "You know what; Forget I said anything."

"Damn right." He muttered with a smirk, continuing to work his fingertips over her muscles, rubbing them over to relieve some of the built up tension.

The more he worked o her, the more visibly relaxed she became. Her back felt loose and limber, allowing her to feel as though she were a cloud. Light and loose, the slightest touch being more than enough to shove her aside.

With that portion of her being taken care of, he moved to a more intimate space, rubbing the area where her wings met her back. She took a sharp intake of air the second he touched her there, which only provoked him to continue. He teased the sensitive area with light, gentle strokes, then push her further by applying more pressure every fifth or sixth stroke. From his current angle, he could only see half of her face. Regardless, the look of euphoria that was spread across it was hard to miss.

Rainbow hardly knew what to feel now. A mixture of relaxation and pleasure was swimming through every inch of her body. Before, she had only felt like a weight had been lifted from her. Now, she was locked between that and something that was nearly orgasmic. The latter only seemed to grow stronger as the human's hands started to work every inch of her wings, rather than just the pits. Her whole body shook from the immense feeling that was beginning to take over her.

It wasn't long until she started to convulse, grinding her rear against her flesh covered shower chair as she hit her peak and shuddered in the throws of what he had just made her experience. Feeling worn out, and a bit over stimulated, the cyan mare collapsed against the human. This earned a chuckle from him as she panted, her tongue barely able to stay in her own muzzle.

"You gonna make it, sweetheart?" He teased, poking the tip of her nose for his own amusement.

Normally she'd slap his hand away if he tried to do something like that, but in her current state, she was finding it hard to do much of anything.

After taking a minute to recollect herself, Dash rolled over, placing a hand on either side of the human as she climbed up his body, her eyes locked onto his as she leaned into kiss him.

Ryan graciously accepted and returned the kiss, placing a hand behind her head to pull her deeper into their oral embrace.

Losing the will to hold herself up, she straddled his lap, wrapping her arms around his neck and now relying on her knees to keep her level with him as they made out. She wasted no time forcing her tongue into the human's mouth, not that he was complaining.

Ryan took advantage of her small advancement, using it as an excuse to let his free hand wander a bit on her, earning a few adorable moans and squeals as he grabbed and rubbed some of her more sensitive regions.

Breaking the kiss, Rainbow pushed herself back, feeling something a little below the human's waist that could very well make tonight much more fun for the both of them. Rubbing it between her thighs, she aligned herself, and not a single word was spoken as she dropped onto it.

Thanks to the rain, Pinkie got to close up shop early today. With the bakery empty and the Cakes spending time with their kids in the back, she was free to do whatever she wanted for the rest of the day. And of course, there was an entire novel filled with things that she could do!

Literally, it was all written down in a book she keeps in her sock drawer.

She was just about to happily skip up the stairs to retrieve said book when she felt a burning between her legs. Shortly after, her legs started to tremble and her tail shook before standing straight out. Once the motions had ceased, and almost evil smirk appeared on her face.

"Oh, Ryan; You dirty little human." With the book now clear from her mind, she threw on a yellow raincoat and grabbed an umbrella, opening it as she walked outside. "I wonder who could be playing with my cuddle buddy without me." She thought out loud, hopping away from the bakery and toward her cuddle buddy's home.

Author's Note

You're still here?
Yeah, duh.
Well, you were gone so long I expected you to have vanished forever.
Eat my ass, you know how busy I've been.
Ladies first!
Go fuck a cactus!

But yeah, it's been a hot minute and I apologize. Work has been kicking my ass lately. Luckily, the hard part is over! So I will have more time to come here and type out more shit. Congrats! Y'all gotta deal with me even more now!

Wow, you must really hate these people if you're making them tolerate your existence.
Would you fuck off!

I would also like to apologize for the shortness of this chapter. This was all I had time to write at the moment, but I will try to make it up to you all. That being said, I need a fucking nap...I also didn't have time to edit, so let me know of any fuck ups, I'm out!