The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Sunday, September 22, 2012

Dear Diary,

I am so very sorry, but it would appear that I have a cold. I woke up this morning feeling mildly sick, and I cannot seem to stop sneezing. My goodness. I do not recall feeling this way since I had a cold last year. My goodness gracious, I feel so...

...my apologies. I had to stop writing because I felt a sneeze about to happen. I have been in bed all of the day, and I do believe I have nearly gone through all of my tissue paper. I do hope I get well by tomorrow. I have a store to run, after all, and there is a package which should arrive and which a customer is expecting. I simply cannot miss such an important thing.

I have taken some cold medicine now. That seems to be helping me somewhat. My sneezes are less frequent now, at least. At least I have the manual for the E.S. 000 to read as well. That is quite nice. It is a very quaint pass-time. Not to mention the tea and crackers I have...

Oh dear. Oh my goodness gracious. I have sneezed while writing my name. Oh my goodness. Now I have quite a large ink stain all over my diary page. Good heavens. I...

...That one was close. I almost sneezed again. I should stop writing. That was just awful. My goodness gracious.

Goodnight, Diary.

Sincerely,

John