The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Dear Diary,

There is a fly in my house. It is most dreadfully irritating to listen to its constant buzzing. I do believe that it has quite nearly flown into my eyes once or twice. I cannot seem to find my fly swatter anywhere, and the buzzing had kept me awake for minutes last night. It was most awful.

I cannot go open my store today. I am still too sick to go. I am, however, feeling somewhat better than yesterday. That is good news. In fact, I am not even sneezing as much as I was yesterday. That is quite nice indeed. Well, I have to go make myself some tea and crackers. Then I think I will read the manual for the E.S. 000 again. Hopefully that fly will go away.

It is twelve o' clock, and the fly is still here. I cannot stand it. It is very annoying. I will be reading my manual, minding my own business, when suddenly (and in a quite heart-pounding manner, I might add) that fly will buzz right past my ear, causing my heart to jump a little and me to drop my book on the ground. Of course, that caused me to lose my place. It was most distressing. I am beginning to grow very irritated at that fly.

That fly is very bothersome. Now it has decided to hover around my food. It is now night-time, and I am about to go to sleep. However, I do not know if I can, with that awful buzzing. Moving on to a less irritating subject, however: Nothing else exciting happened today. It was really actually quite pleasant, aside from my cold and that irritating fly.

That fly is now buzzing around my head. I would swat at it, but I cannot catch it. I have tried all day. Actually, I do not want to swat at it at this time of night. That would be most heart-pounding. I do hope I can get to sleep.

Well, I guess I should at least try to sleep. Goodnight, Diary.

Sincerely,

John