The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up feeling very much refreshed and happy. I haven't felt very bad at all today. In fact, I feel almost completely nearly back to my old normal self again, which is very much nice. I mean that. It is very nice to be almost back to normal again. I do not say I am back to normal yet, though, because my recovery will have been much too hasty if that were the case.

After I woke up, the first thing I thought to do (after making by bed, eating breakfast, and brushing my teeth, of course) was to dump all of that awful berry shampoo down the drain and rinse out my shower tub. Goodness, I have never found something to be so reckless and irritating in my life (apart from that fly, which, incidentally, has finally left my house)

(and Miss BlueMoon) (and, perhaps, all of the disasters which seem to have recently plagued this area of Equestria).

Well, I am off to go purchase some of Gen N' Eric's name brand shampoo. Hopefully the store will have it today.

The store had the shampoo I needed. That was good. I do know how reckless not having a shower this late in the day is, but I had to avoid using that dreadful berry-scented shampoo. My goodness, that was almost a nightmare.

Ah. That shower felt nice. It feels good to be back to plain, normal shampoo again. It also feels good to be over that dreadful cold. I do suppose, however, since it is nearly one o' clock, I should walk down to my store and set it up.

Well, I had quite a nice sales day today. I sold an air-conditioner manual, a ceiling fan manual, and a manual for a couch (I was not aware that I even had one of those in stock, but apparently I did). Oh, and there was another good thing - miss Derpy Hooves came by my store and delivered a package to me. She was going to enter my store, however, and I, not wanting to be rude but still being quite aware of her clumsy tendencies, just asked her kindly to set it in the doorway as I walked over.

The customer came by and picked it up shortly after that.

All in all, it was quite a nice day. I should probably get around to hiring a construction crew sometime in the near future to take care of... ...that one room.

Anyway, I should probably get to bed. It has been a nice day. I am glad to have gotten over my sickness.

Goodnight, Diary.

Sincerely,

John