The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Dear Diary,

Well, today was normal again. I enjoyed it very much. There was no emergency, no distractions, and definitely no friends I needed to help. Not that I do not enjoy helping friends, it is simply the fact that nice, normal days are the best.

After waking up, I folded my blankets, took a shower, ate breakfast, and brushed my teeth. After that, of course, I had spare time to do whatever I wanted. That was nice. I decided to simply stay at home and watch the clock until it was time for me to go to the store.

So I did.

After returning home from work (and having sold six manuals), I decided it would be nice to take a stroll through the park. At the park, I found a nice bench and was about to read the manual for the E.S. 000, when I saw Miss Fluttershy walking down the pathway. She stopped to say hello to me.

"Hello John," she said "How's it going?"

"Quite well, Miss Fluttershy," I replied "I am just sitting here, reading a manual. What are you doing?"

"Oh," she said "Well, I am just out for a picnic with Angel."

At this point I noticed Mr. Angel hopping along by Miss Fluttershy's feet. As they left, I had the most wonderful idea. I ought to have a picnic with myself. All I need, I do believe, are tea bags, some oatmeal, and a blanket. That would be rather nice. I should have a picnic tomorrow. That would be great.

Well, that is all that happened today. It was quite a nice, normal day.

Goodnight, Diary.

Sincerely,

John