1000 Ways To Die

Date: November 2, 2007
Location: Manehatten, 30,000 Feet In The Air

Welcome to Manehatten Airlines Plane 142 is about to take off and everypony is ready for the ride to the Bahamares. Especially these two love birds. Meet Berry a beautiful mare and Lightning a handsome Pegasus. They are a cute couple aren't they. Well you are right, but they have a bit of a problem.

As soon as the plane hits thirty thousand feet they think it's the best time to put on a live sex show.

"Ahem!" One mare coughs trying to get them to stop making out while covering her son’s eyes.

They didn't listen. Berry and Lightning couldn't keep their hooves off each other. Now some ponies love romance but these two have to know there is places for times like that and some places not for that. They had no regard for the other passengers.

"Excuse me can you two tone it down we're getting a lot of complaints from passenger because of you two." One flight attendant told them.

Now you are probably thinking they would stop....That’s some wishful thinking.

"Hey Berry." Lightning whispered into her ear. "Want to join The Mile-High Club."

"Oh yes." Berry said.

Now what is The Mile-High Club. It means having sex in a planes bathroom and while it might be naughty. It's actually okay with some airlines. In fact, a mare known as Clear Skies knows all about it. She used to be a flight attendant before now she flies the plane.

"Back when I was flight attendant I've seen and heard many ponies having sex in the bathroom on the plane. It's not illegal because we can't really prove that they are actually having sex anyway. No way anypony is going to check. Pretty much we just let them do what they want and hope that nopony else can hear it and just help the other ponies have a good flight. I'm glad I don't have to deal with that anymore."

Before anypony knew it Berry and Lighting were going at it.

"I know you must be hurting, with such a big wonderful cock like that not getting any attention. Let me make it feel all better.” Berry said.

Berry opened her mouth and took the whole of Lightning's length inside it, slurping obscenely as she wrapped her tongue around his shaft. Lightning could only groan in response, rolling his head back in pleasure.

Berry was in heaven. he could feel her juices pouring down her legs so good, she thought to herself, bobbing her head up and down. The feeling of the stiff rod in her mouth was incredible. Berry bobbed her head for a few more seconds before feeling lightning's organ twitch, followed by a spray of cum right into the back of her throat.

“Smell me Lightning. Smell how wet I am, for you.” Berry pressed her body into Lightning's face, and he inhaled deeply taking in a huge wave of her scent. Lightning's cock twitched again, now poking against the entrance to Berry’s hole as she raised herself even higher to give him a full complement of her smell. “Don’t you want to fuck me, Lightning?” she continued, her eyes closed, head rolling around in ecstasy. Even the anticipation of Lightning’s cock inside her was driving her wild, she felt like she might die from the thought alone. “Taste me, I want you to taste me, and then let me fuck you. I’ll do all the work, you don’t have to move a muscle, just let me get that delicious cock inside me.”

*Knock Knock*

"Hey, is anypony in there I need to go to the bathroom a mare said outside the door.

"Just wait your turn!" Berry shouted.

The mare sighed and sat back down. Now Berry and Lightning were ready to get into some more action Lightning opened his mouth and Berry began grinding her pussy on Lightning's face.

"Yes...Ohh right there." Berry whispered trying to be quiet. After a while she came.

Finally, it was time for the main event Lighting didn't waste any time plunging his cock deep inside Berry’s vagina and bottoming out immediately. Berry held in her scream as her hips met Lightning's.

*Beep*

What was that? Well that was the seat belt light turning on. The plane hit a pocket of severe turbulence.

"Oh!!! ouch!!!" Berry shouted getting pushed back and forth.

"Ahh!!! Agh!!!" Lightning was having the same problem.

Cramped in a small place and hitting the walls was painful for both of them.

Suddenly the plane dropped violently, and the lovers hit the ceiling.

*Crunch!!!* *Crack!!!*

Cracking their skulls. If that wasn't enough Lightning's neck shattered and Berry's spine split into two.

When the turbulence was done the mare that had to go to the bathroom couldn't wait any longer and opened the door letting Berry's and Lightning's lifeless bodies fall out.

"Oh, my word!!!" She screamed and everypony else turned and screamed as they also saw the horrifying sight.

Berry and Lightning loved each other so much. They just didn't know when to stop and act civil. In the end they learned a lesson. Next time get a room you two...Not a bathroom.

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