Date: November 13, 2019
Location: Human World, Snail's Garage

"Snips are you recording?"

"Yeah I’m ready whenever you are Snails."

Look at these two. Meet Snips and Snails. Snips is holding a camera and Snails are wearing a Karate gi which is a name for the traditional uniform used for Karate practice and competitions. Why is he wearing it? Well, he was tired of his pretend girlfriend nights when he would go online and see all the pretty girls he wanted and make his right arm stronger. Also, he was board of having fun with his plastic girlfriend. He thought a viral video showing of his questionable karate skills would get him one.

Snips was recording him kicking in the air, doing some spins, and doing some other weird moves that don't even look like karate at all. Snails thought showing his moves wouldn't be enough. Boy was he right. He wanted to make sure this video got many views and many girls.

"Now I think it's time for some wooden boards." Snails said revealing some square wooden boards.

"You mean you want to break the wooden boards. Didn't you say that was dangerous. I don't think this is a good idea Snails." Snips said looking concerned

"Relax I got this." Snails grabbed the wooden board and tried to break it with his head. The first try didn't break it. Second had the same results. Third. Fourth. Finally, the fifth try it broke. "Yeah that's how you do it!"

That's not really how it is done. We got a martial artist human known as High Kick that really knows how it's done. "Usually when a martial artist doesn't succeed at breaking an object such as a brick or a board. Instead of following all the way through the object. They kind of stop one top. The energy that they all put down into it stops short. Then the energy is dispersed back into the body."

Snails kept on breaking wood after wood with his head.

"I think that's enough let's take a break and film later with you just doing some moves." Snips said looking worried.

Snails should have listened but with his battered mind he got visions of girls wanting him he didn't want to stop, and he grabbed another wooden board. He got ready to break it and...

*Crack!!!*

The wooden board didn't break but what was that cracking sound. Oh, that was Snails skull. He collapsed onto the floor and he was dead.

"Snails. Snails you okay? Oh man!! Snails!!" Snips shouted.

High Kick do you know what happened.

"The first board softened his skull. He kept on going and that put a tiny crack in it. Finally, after many more the final board cracked his skull completely and that put him down. His cause of death was a fractured skull and brain damage."

Snails was tired of going plastic to bad his head wasn't made of elastic. Guess what Snails, your dead...Ya spastic.

Way To Die #104: Nun-F&$%ed

Author's Note

Coming up we got a human who lies to much about danger. Then we go back to Equestria and meet a pony in a movie set. The movie is about to add another death to it.