1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Upper Crust

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Date: May 13, 2018
Location: Human World, Sun Shore Resort

Welcome to Sun Shore Resort, a beautiful resort near the beach and a lovely place to have a great time. Unless you walk into this witch. Meet Upper Crust. So much money in her bank account she thought she can act however she wanted. She wanted everything to be her way and the people that worked at the resort were sick of here.

"I ordered food ten minutes ago this is a five-star resort who do think you're fooling!!!" Upper Crust shouted at a waiter.

The people at the beach hated her when she would take their spot by throwing their stuff out of the way.

"Hey what are you doing?!!! Our stuff was there!!!" A person said with his family behind him.

"I really don't care. You leaving your stuff on the beach means nothing now go tell someone who cares cause I sure don't!!!"

The resort and the beach was a living hell when Upper Crust was there. The people just tried to ignore her the best that they could. However, ignoring her was not going to be so easy. Being a little bored bathing in the sun in her bikini she decided to have some fun and pull a small prank...Well actually not really a small prank. Pranks sometimes can go overboard. Human Rainbow Dash can tell us about pranks and how some go overboard.

"Many pranks are harmless and are meant to be laughed at. I've done many pranks that people get mad but just brush it off and laugh at the end. I may have gone overboard...Sometimes and I've seen many times when pranks go overboard or don't end up being funny. People have gotten beaten up because of a prank, cops have been called, injuries have occurred, a gun has been pulled out on people, and lots of other serious issues have occurred during pranks."

Upper Crust got in the water and screamed on word that everyone is scared to hear in the water.

"Shark!!! Shark!!! Everyone out of the water!!!"

Everyone listened and ran out of the water. Even the lifeguard blew his whistle alerting everyone to get out of the water. As everyone ran in a panic.

Upper Crust began to laugh. "I'm just kidding!!! Ha ha ha!!!"

People began to realize it was a prank. One girl swam after Upper Crust so she can teach her a lesson. Upper Crust dove under water to swim away. She was underwater with her big mouth open and when she came up something was wrong.

"Aghck!!! Agh!!! Agck!!!"

Upper Crust couldn't breathe. The girl that tried to catch her noticed this and even though she hated her she took Upper Crust to land. Upper Crust couldn't get up and began to foam from her mouth. Finally, after a minute of struggling she was dead. Many people saw this but thought it was another prank. Even the girl that brought her back to land thought so to. They left her on the beach and there she laid. What they didn't know was they just witnessed Upper Crust's death.

When Upper Crust dove underwater with her mouth open to swim away from the girl after her she swallowed an Irukandji Jellyfish. Human Fluttershy do you know about this jellyfish?

"The Irukandji Jellyfish are any of several similar, extremely venomous species of box jellyfish. With an adult size of about a cubic centimeter, they are both the smallest and one of the most venomous jellyfish in the world. If you were to swallow one it would instantly sting you going down the throat and that would cause everything to swell up. Your lungs would fill up with fluid and the person would croak in about a matter of a minute."

Upper Crust made any place awful when she was there. Instead of being obnoxious, complaining about little small things, and lying about a shark. Upper Crust should have kept her big mouth...Shut.

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