1000 Ways To Die

Date: November 1, 2019
Location: Rainbow Falls, Outside Palette's House

One thing you hate is two in the morning ponies that think Nightmare Night is still going on. Well meet Library Stamp dressed as Pennywise from his favorite book, he loved Nightmare Night more than any other holiday. However, he just had to know when Nightmare Night was over. He went trick or treating and had a bag full of candy. It was two in the morning and he was still out knocking on doors.

"Nightmare Night what a fright give me something sweet to bite!! I know you're in there!!" Library Stamp said trying to imitate Pennywise's voice.

Get out of here!! It's two in the morning!!" A stallion shouted from inside the house.

However, Library Stamp doesn't take no for an answer. He decided to deal with this stallion that wouldn't open the door for him. He had a bag full of diabolical tricks. Now Library Stamp may have taken his obsession with Nightmare Night to the next level. Princess Luna what do you have to say about this fanatic.

"This fool as you all call them these days. Has a rather interesting way of celebrating this glorious day. A fanatic is a pony filled with excessive and single-minded zeal, especially for an extreme cause. We- pardon me. I of course love this day like anypony else. However, this pony maybe has taken things a bit too far. It makes you wonder who this pony is going back home to."

Library Stamp began Tp-ing the property. Then he saw some pumpkins that needed stomping. He squished every single one the stallion put out. Then he took out a can of silly string and sprayed it all over the door and covered himself with it as well.

"Time for the main event!!" He shouted. Library Stamp took out a bag of doggie poop and took out a lighter. He placed it near the door and when he tried to light it up.

*Fwosh!!!!*

"Aghhh!!!! Ahhhh!!!! Shit!!!! Somepony help me!!!!" Library Stamp was engulfed in flames. He rolled on the floor, but it didn't do any good.

The stallion inside had enough and opened his door armed with a bat. Then he saw Library Stamp was burnt to a crisp. "Oh, my Celestia!!"

Nurse Red Heart what happened to this idiotic stallion?

"The silly string bottle had a mixture of solvents. The organic solvent that the string is covered in is highly flammable. He was covered with the silly string and since it was wet since he just used it. He was engulfed in flames. How your body would react to that is by shunting all blood and fluid to the area you are on fire. But because your skin would normally hold in your body fluid, it leaks out everywhere. If you’re not taken to a burn center, which can replace that fluid, you basically die of shock from loss of fluid inside your vessels. It's an excruciating and painful way to die."

Rarity you had something to say about his costume. What exactly?

"His suit which was made of polyester made it even more painful because that burns easily than any other fabric. This is why it is dangerous to wear a costume using that type of fabric especially at this time of the year. I make sure I make my costumes with something different."

Library Stamp got off at other's expense. He just didn't know when to stop. Well, he learned his lesson. Want my advice Library Stamp with your crazy pranks. You gotta...Lightnin Up.

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