1000 Ways To Die

Date: July 20, 2016
Location: Human World, Whitetail Woods

Well, look who we have here a human version of Tree Hugger. Like her other self, she loved nature. She was one with it. She cared for nature. In fact, she eats nothing but raw veggies. Meditates in the wild while making weird noises which is just weird if you ask me.

"UMMMMM!!! EEEEEEE!!!"

People really had no idea what was going on in her brain. However, today Tree Hugger was on her way to a convention of nature lovers. Tree Hugger was driving down the road and couldn't wait to get there. She pops in her favorite CD which is just a bunch of whale noises. In fact, those noises actually turned her on. Only problem.

"Oh!!! Yeah!!!" When Tree Hugger was enjoying her music and getting off with it.

*Crack!!*

Tree Hugger heard a cracking noise and her car just went over a bump. Then she remembered there were no bumps on this road. She got out of her car and went to investigate what happened.

"Oh no!" Tree Hugger actually ran over something. She ran over a raccoon. Tree Hugger was devastated.

"No!! don't worry I'll save you!!" Tree Hugger shouted. She bent over and started performing CPR on the raccoon. Breathing into its mouth and giving it chest compressions. She tried to breathe life into the flattened critter. Fluttershy would this even work?

"CPR can and has worked on animals. The most important aspect of CPR is chest compressions. Mouth to mouth can be performed. It all depends on how good of seal you can get around the animal's mouth but you have to be careful with mouth to mouth."

Tree Hugger was losing hope after doing CPR for three minutes. Then all of sudden she felt bad. She gave mouth the mouth one more time then she felt even worse. She began to foam in the mouth. She got up and began running and foaming out of the mouth more. Tree Hugger didn't know but that raccoon she was trying to save had rabies. Fluttershy what are the symptoms of rabies.

"Initial symptoms of rabies are often nonspecific such as fever and headache. As rabies progress, it can cause inflammation of the brain and meninges, foaming of the mouth, slight or partial paralysis, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations."

Tree Hugger began to hallucinate and saw the raccoon alive and dancing. Tree Hugger was a goner. Rabies would have killed her. However, coming down the road was a drunk driver in his truck

"Four drink down. Give me an-

*Crack!!*

"Woah I think I ran over an animal. Ha. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, give me another." The drunk driver didn't notice Tree Hugger and Tree Hugger's head was chopped right off.

Skid Marks you know how powerful a truck is. What did this impact do to Tree Hugger?

"When a bumper from a truck hits your chin and knocks your head off it's essentially sheered off. The head is likely separated from the upper levels of the vertebral column and the skin and muscle are completely tared off easily by a truck."

Tree Hugger lost her head when she got rabies. The truck just finished the job. It's alright it never was...Screwed on right.

Way To Die #113: Rabi-oad Kill