1000 Ways To Die

Date: November 21, 2019
Location: Human World, Drifter Street

Alright everyone let me introduce you to three boys that call themselves The Diamond Boys. What they did was steal and make everyone's life a living hell with the pranks they did. They met each other when they were seven years old and by then they started robbing candy stores and pranking little girls by dropping mud on them. The more they grew the worse and dangerous their pranks got. They've been arrested a couple of times, but nothing got through their thick skulls. If a brain was even in there.

The older they got the more dangerous their pranks got. They would put butter on people’s stairs near their home and watch them fall and hurt themselves. They would loosen the bolts on someone's bike so they would fall while riding it. There however, was one thing that they learned in school. In fact, maybe it was the only thing they listened to. They learned they could mess with people eyes with a mirror. They had a piece of mirror and would hold it a just the right angle on a street to blind people driving.

"Ha! Ha! Drive Safety!" The three of them said together blinding another driver.

How does a mirror work you might ask? Well Sci-Twi knows how.

"By varying the angel of the mirror with respect to the incoming ray you're controlling the angle of the of reflected waves. Therefore, you can aim it in this case at the eyes of a driver and over 95% of the light is reflected and is harmful for your eyes and makes you blind for a couple of seconds."

This is funny." One of the Diamond Boys said.

Then up their street came a grey car a car with a bubbly pattern. The boys got ready shined their light and the car began to swerve. Then began to laugh but this car didn't stop, and this car hit a hydrant.

*Splosh!!!*

The hydrant exploded out of the ground making the water under it erupt.

"Woah." The Diamond Boys said. Then.

*Crack!!!*

The hydrant cracked their skulls right open. All three of them should have ducked instead of looking in amazement at the hydrant coming right at them. The driver of the car was the worst person to blind. Derpy was the owner of the car how she got her license no one will ever know. She barely passed her driver’s test and when they blinded her, she couldn't see and instead of hitting the breaks she hit the accelerator.

Sci-Twi tell us what happened to the Diamond Boys.

"In this situation there was such significant blunt injury to these three and the back part of their skull. This created a fracture which allowed brain tissue to erupt, and death occurred within seconds."

The Diamond Boys were big jerks. Everyone hated them. Well, I guess the teachers were right. They were scatter brains. Because now their brains...Are scattered all over the sidewalk.

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