1000 Ways To Die

Date: June 3, 2014
Location: Human World, Magic Trick Theater

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Fuchsia Blush. She is one of the band members of Trixie's band known as Trixie and the Illusions. They are in the top ten most famous bands. They even made it to the finals in The Battle of The Bands. They still are popular but lately ego and jealously have been tearing them apart. What was once healthy competitiveness had turn into to flat out hatred. After finishing another concert Fuchsia had something to say to her band members.

"I should have been in the spotlight more Trixie. Your big fat ass pushed me out of the way!!" Fuchsia shouted.

"Well at least Trixie has an ass the boys want to see!!" Trixie shouted back

"Girls please this isn't good for us." Lavender Lace said who was another member of the band trying to keep them from fighting.

There was constant tension after every concert. In fact, it got so toxic that even Trixie ad Fuchsia would fight on stage. Luckily, the fans watching thought it was all an act and it looked staged. As they fought Lavender would just play and pretend to go with it. In band fighting is not unheard of. Adagio has a lot to say about it herself.

"In bands. Fighting is a funny thing because you always see it. You may see a lead singer that is always stealing the spotlight and the others want a piece of it which leads to pushing and shoving. Sometimes they work it out. With my sisters we.... Sometimes work it out as well. It’s usually fighting for the fame. You want to be the one that everyone's talking about. Some band members become so toxic that they even began getting mad at the fans and they even jump off the stage and attack the fans."

"The Great and Powerful Trixie demands a longer solo!!"

"Shut up about that!! I have something that the fans will love to see!!"

Today’s fight was about Fuchsia’s new prop. A coffin which would make for a killer entrance. Finally, after fighting for a bit Fuchsia got her way.

On the stage the band began to play. Then some stage helpers rolled in Fuchsia’s coffin and she was ready to rise from the dead. That is until Trixie decided to play the longest guitar solo in history and was laying on the coffin that Fuchsia was in. It wouldn't be so bad would it. Well inside Fuchsia was heading for a finale she did not see coming.

*Cough!! Cough!!*

She began to cough profusely. Why? Well Fuchsia decided to up the theatric of her introduction with smoke and decided to use dry ice. Bad idea. Dry ice releases carbon dioxide and without the presence of oxygen she was unable to breath. She was now suffocating. She began coughing even more. Her body without oxygen could not perform any normal body functions. The lack of oxygen finally shut down all her body functions and she stopped moving. After Trixie was done with her solo the coffin's top was lifted and Fuchsia was not moving

"Ahhh!!!!" Trixie screamed and the crowd saw Fuchsia's dead body and screamed as well.

Fuchsia wanted to make a big entrance. Instead, she made an exit...To die for.

Way To Die #132: Coff-ing To Death