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Varsity Trim

Date: September 20, 2021
Location: Human World, Varsity Trim's House

Everyone, I'd like you to meet Varsity Trim. A pro chess player who can crush anyone she played. She was a smart student. Not the top, but still high on the list. She had one big problem though. Just watch her go grab a drink from the refrigerator and once she closed it. She grabbed a disinfectant wipe and cleaned the handle very thoroughly. The one problem Varsity had was she was a big germophobic. She hated germs. Sci-Twi tell us more about this psychological problem.

"Germaphobia is the fear of germs. Five million people all over the world have this psychological problem. They know what they are doing is irrational. However, if they stop doing what they feel that they need to do then their anxiety rises. If their anxiety rises then their condition gets worse, so to lessen their anxiety with this condition they have to clean. It's how they cope with their anxiety."

Varsity was a clean girl locked in a dirty world. She bought many cleaning products every single day. She had boyfriends in the past that didn't last long after she made sure they were clean by cleaning their hands every time she held hands with them. Some who tried to get lucky got turned off when she said one sentence.

"Do you know how much bacteria is spread during sex!"

She was alone in her own clean home. In the end that is how she liked it. After another day of cleaning, she finally sat down on her couch. Then when she looked up, she saw a cobweb on the roof.

"Ew! Gross!" she shouted and went to go get her vacuum, and a ladder.

She turned on the vacuum and got rid of the cobweb.

"Woah! Hey!" However, she lost her footing on the ladder and...

*Crash!*

Landed right on a glass table.

"Ow!" Miraculously, Varsity was fine. A bit hurt, but fine. "What a mess."

She cleaned the broken glass with a broom. took out her cleaning products to make sure she got every nook and cranny. After that was done she went to go throw away her trash. She put on some gloves and got ready. Then she realized she had a pain in her armpit. She made sure no one was looking and took off her shirt. She looked under her armpit and saw a piece of glass was lodged in her armpit.

"Ew!!! Get this out!!!" She pulled the glass out.

*Squirt!!!*

"Ah!!! Oww!!!"

What was that squirting noise? That was the noise of blood squirting out of Varsity’s armpit when she pulled out the glass lodged in it. She screamed in pain as she lost liters of blood. Finally, after a minute of panicking, and trying to stop the blood.

*Plop*

Varsity fell to the ground. Dead. Nurse Snow Heart tell us what Varsity did wrong.

"Whenever you have a piece of glass lodged in your body. DO! NOT! PULL! IT! OUT! When the piece of glass entered it punctured her auxiliary artery. However, this glass plunged the hole. When she pulled the piece of glass out, she unplugged the hole. Her blood started gushing out, and she ultimately died from lack of blood. When you have something lodged in your body. The best thing is to remain calm. Call the emergency number or head to a hospital right away so it can be removed without any problems."

Varsity was a girl who was against a war with germs. She was one casualty this war had. The girl that loved to wipe the world clean of dirt and germs wound up leaving...A really big mess.

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