Date:August 15, 2005
Location: Mexicolt, Near Locker's Prison

Okay everypony we got a short death story. Not long but it deserves to be on our list. Now a lot of stuff happens in Mexicolt. This prison owned by Locker has many prisoners behind bars. Greta is trying to get her twin sister Hilda out. One reason well she's the only mare in that prison. That is a really bad thing. Hilda was put in jail because she cheated a stallion out of his money. The two of them were there for a simple trip around Equestria, now it's turned into a living hell. Don't know much about prisons but we got a royal guard here. What can you say about one mare in prison. Why is it a bad thing.

"When a mare gets put in prison you might want to put her in a cell away from the stallions. It is a serious problem that stallions will try to take advantage of them. However, apparently in this prison I guess the owner didn't care and for the mare I suppose it was like hell to her to have those stallions around her."

Greta went to visit her sister and they talked.

"Greta you got to get me out of here the stallions are giving me looks and they say that we're going to have fun tonight, they say I have pretty eyes, and they mentioned something about lube."

"Oh my word. Okay listen Hilda I have an idea. You have a window with bars right?"

"Yeah.'"

"I have a plan to bust you out and we can go back to Manehatten. This is full proof I saw it in a movie once." Greta said.

Now wait a second. What did Greta just say. Saw it in a movie once. You know not everything in movies work. That is just stupidity at it's finest. Anyways Greta's plan was to tie a rope to the cell window and pull it with her magic and her sister could break out. That night the plan was in action Greta woke her sister up and set up the rope. She began to pull with her magic.

"Come on you stupid thing break!!!" Greta groaned using her magic and trying with all her might. Finally it worked the bars snapped.

*Snap!!*

“Yeah!!” Her sister was free at last.

*Smack!!*

What was that noise. Oh well that was Greta's eye getting impaled by one of the bars.

"Ahhhhh!!!! Greta!!!!" Hilda shouted seeing the gruesome sight.

Greta got her eye impaled by a metal bar. It went through her brain causing major bleeding in the brain. Her brain couldn't function and couldn't send any messages such as breathing, and messages to the major organs. Greta was dead. Well at least Hilda escaped.

Poor Greta...She got a death sentence...From death himself.

Way To Die #33: Mexi-Can't

Author's Note

Yeah it's short but my sister wanted me to do this. Don't worry the deaths coming up aren't short. Coming up we got a suggestion from someone that has something to do with a griffon and some windigos. Then we go back to the human world and talk about a girl who parks in a handicap spot and gets what she deserves.