1000 Ways To Die

Date: December 13, 2016
Location: Canterlot Castle, Kitchen

"Mmmmm cake."

It's the middle of the night and you hear that voice in the kitchen. That's Princess Celestia not sticking to her diet that her doctor told her to stick to. Her addiction was cake. It's close to Hearth's Warming and that means a lot of sweets including cake. Hey, Colgate, you know about sugar and how it's addictive tells us about it.

"Sugar is a Toxic ingredient. No joke. Not many ponies know but they put in ingredient in it that makes it addictive. Before the tobacco companies even put ingredients to make their products addictive sugar was at the top. It also gives you so many cavities if you don't brush their teeth. I've meet Celestia and her teeth are fine so she brushes them each day. I'm not sure about her heart though and all that cake."

Well, Princess Celestia went to the doctors one day for a checkup The doctor told her to lay off the cake. To Celestia that meant instead of 5 cakes a day just eat 4. No matter what she did her sweet tooth called and she ate cake every day. Hearth's Warming was around the corner and that meant Canterlot Castle was going to hold a party.

Princess Celestia couldn't wait for more cake during the party. However, her sister Princess Luna had decided to take care of her sister's cravings and decided that she would only allow her sister to eat one slice of cake.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO ONLY BE ABLE TO EAT ONE SLICE OF CAKE AT THE PARTY!!!!" Celestia shouted at her sister in her Royal Canterlot Voice.

"Sister the doctor said no cake at all. You're lucky I'm giving you one slice at this party." Luna said.

That didn't cut it for Celestia. The night of the party Celestia ate a slice in front of Luna and then went to the kitchen to get more. However, Twilight who was also at the party went too go look for her. When she got to the kitchen she heard noises.

"Mmmm yes delicious," Celestia said while stuffing her face full of cake.

Twilight opened the kitchen door and saw Celestia with a piece of cake in her mouth.

"Princess!! I thought Luna only said you can only have one slice of cake!!" Twilight shouted shocked.

Celestia grabbed another piece and ran off. She ate the piece she took then all of a sudden.

"Agh!!" Princess Celestia felt a pain in her chest. She was having a heart attack. Also, she was near a set of stairs she fell and took a tumble and...

*Crack!!*

If the heart attack didn't kill her the fall sure did. It was a double whammy.

"Princess Celestia!!! Somepony help!!!" Twilight shouted for help.

Princess Celestia had to much cake and that resulted in a heart attack. She was already dead and if that didn't do her in falling off the stairs would have. She fell cracking her skull and bleeding out from her head. She lost liters of blood and was dead. Mother of Celestia. I guess she's meeting her mother right now...Would you like another slice of cake Celestia...It's to die for.

Way To Die #54: Another Slice Of Death