1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Director's Cut (Created by grl6p)

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Date: July 17th, 2015
Location: The Everfree Forest

"Oh, we love the world. It's so beautiful right Sister Shara."

"You're right Brother Prayer."

You hear those two talking not having a care in the world sitting around a campfire in the Everfree well let me tell you what they are. They are a religious camping group. Many members joined but they went home since they learned the ways of Faust. Only one pony was left. Director's Cut. A mare that was bored out of her mind.

She was forced to go on this camping trip by her parents. They sang many songs that Prayer was playing on his sweet classical guitar.

"Any requests Director?" Prayer asked.

"Any Rage Against the Machine songs?" She asked.

Of course, instead of that they just sang another song about Faust and the world. Now I don't know how these groups work but we got a pony named Sister Era here that can tell us.

"There are 100 camps that can minister many youths every summer. Some of these youths have already accepted the truth while others need a little push in their life. By attending camp we can give them that help."

Directors Cut didn't like this camping trip. She would rather be home doing whatever she wanted. However, there was one thing she brought with her to spice things up on this camping trip. When supper came she would spice it up with several milligrams of ecstasy.

When Brother Prayer and Sister Shara left for a bathroom break Director get to work spiced up the food and sat back smiling knowing this night was about to get good.

"Dear Faust thank you for this food now let's eat." Prayer said.

Five minutes later the ecstasy started to kick in.

"I feel amazing like really amazing," Sister Shara said.

"Whoa-oh yeah me too." Brother Prayer said.

"Oh, this is so much fun," Director said.

The drug took effect and they began to dance around the fire and eat as much as they could and play with each other as well. All three of them went in a tent and made it move back and forth. Prayer was having a great time and so were Shara and Director.

It was a good night. Then Prayer smashes a guitar near the campfire. Director was a bit too close to that action. Director chokes on the soot that is blown in her face. She grabs a nearby Thermos and gulps its contents. Bad idea.

*Sizzle!!!*

You hear that sizzle that is Director's throat reacting to what she just drank. She didn't know that the thermos was filled with leftover hot water from the campfire that was boiled earlier in the night. Oh dear, that's not good. Hey, Nurse Red Heart what is she gonna feel with that going down her throat.

"When the mare was disinhibited by the drugs she was on and she took a swig of the boiling water her natural response to spit it out wasn't present and she caused burns in the back of her throat and epiglottis. She burned it which made it swell up. That would block her airway. She would then lose consciousness and soon she would die in about 5 to 15 minutes.”

Director was coughing trying to breathe.

*Cough!! Cough!!*

Then she gave up and...

*Plop*

Was on the ground...Dead. Finally, after the drug effects left Prayer and Shara's body. They realized Director was on the ground dead. They did the only thing they could do.

"Let us pray." Brother Prayer said and Sister Shara followed.

Director wanted to have fun tonight and had an idea with ecstasy. However. when she was about to see Faust. Director went to meet her...Face to face.

Way To Die #55: Therm-Assed


Author's Note

Coming up a pony realizes it's not a good idea to try and hack Button Mash. Then New Year's is close and what comes up must come down.

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